Angelo and Paolo, Italian Stallions?

[+ glutes]

https://www.masseurfinder.com/members/paoloangelo.shtml?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=local_update&utm_term=new_listing

 

(OK, who loaned these 2 their Private Jet? Not me!)

Edited September 4, 2017 by Guy Fawkes

[Zman]

With all that traveling I really hope they don't forget to pack those overalls.

[+ azdr0710]

holy cow, what a grueling schedule.....yup, those overalls

[Guest MikeThomas]

I've always wondered about these two guys. Anyone have anything to report?

 

https://www.masseurfinder.com/members/angelopaulo.shtml

[+ Kman]

https://www.masseurfinder.com/members/paoloangelo.shtml?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=local_update&utm_term=new_listing

 

TRAVEL SCHEDULE

• Dec. 25 - 28: Dallas, TX
  
• Dec. 28 - 29: Houston, TX
  
• Dec. 29 - 30: Austin, TX
  
• Dec. 30 - 31: San Antonio, TX
  
• Dec. 31 - Jan. 01: Los Angeles, CA
  
• Jan. 01 - 02: San Francisco, CA
  
• Dec. 02 - 03: San Diego, CA
  

(OK, who loaned these 2 their Private Jet? Not me!)

 

It doesn't seem like they could stay in a city long enough to be able to see any clients...maybe 3 if they were lucky

[+ 7829V]

It doesn't seem like they could stay in a city long enough to be able to see any clients...maybe 3 if they were lucky

 

And their schedule does not make sense

 

It would be better San Francisco, Los Angeles, San Diego....

Or San Diego, Los Angeles, San Francisco...

[+ glutes]

And their schedule does not make sense

 

It would be better San Francisco, Los Angeles, San Diego....

Or San Diego, Los Angeles, San Francisco...

 

Darling, they are blowing a clients fuel and time on a Private Jet.

[+ glutes]

And their schedule does not make sense

 

It would be better San Francisco, Los Angeles, San Diego....

Or San Diego, Los Angeles, San Francisco...

 

Darling, they are blowing a clients fuel and time on a Private Jet.

[Dmitri]

They demonstrate the infamous frantic, flurry of reviews all at once, either on the same day or a day apart. With the same broken English, words spelled incorrectly, and similar verbiage in all their reviews. The reviews they wrote are like a "Saturday Night Live" skit. Laughably bad! If they are going to post their own reviews it should not be so painfully obvious. I do have to admit reading their reviews was the best laugh I had all day!

Edited April 9, 2017 by Dmitri

[Dmitri]

They demonstrate the infamous frantic, flurry of reviews all at once, either on the same day or a day apart. With the same broken English, words spelled incorrectly, and similar verbiage in all their reviews. The reviews they wrote are like a "Saturday Night Live" skit. Laughably bad! If they are going to post their own reviews it should not be so painfully obvious. I do have to admit reading their reviews was the best laugh I had all day!

Edited April 9, 2017 by Dmitri

[Typical]

Ooooh. They boths so good with there hands, I can't not beleev it. I wants to kis them boths and go back agin and agin for more masagins.

 

Thank to you boths gyse!!!!!!

[Typical]

Ooooh. They boths so good with there hands, I can't not beleev it. I wants to kis them boths and go back agin and agin for more masagins.

 

Thank to you boths gyse!!!!!!

[Dmitri]

Typical, your post is the second best laugh I have had all weekend!

[curiousmostly]

Anyone ever try these guys out? Legit?

[Jim_n_NYC]

LOL, OMG!

 

"similar to that of the Chinese" "the massage is so good that if money would have all done one day." "This guys know this work."

 

Too much....thanks guys, that was very funny!

[CBA]

Has anyone received a massage from these guys? I guess there are looking to see America by getting one or two massages in while they travel. I wonder how good they are. I suspect not too good....

They have the most ridiculous schedule:

Edited September 4, 2017 by Guy Fawkes

[Muscle Lover 2]

I have. Clearly not trained therapists. But both nice to look at, one very much so. A little play. Happy ending. Good for one time, not sure I'd repeat.

[+ jeezopete]

I know them as Alejandro & Patrick, seasonal dancers at Boardwalk. They told me they were cousins from Argentina, so I’m not sure where the Italian came from. They are fluent in Spanish, but maybe in Italian also.

Both have a solo studio scene on the Stock Bar site. Patrick was Patrick, but Alejandro used a different name which I don’t recall. (I do however recall the end of his scene as he said, “I feeneesh, I feeneesh, I feeneesh!”

 

One more thing, in one photo in the massage ad you see a brand name on the underwear. That's Alejandro's own line & if you google, you'll find more photos, even a youtube video of an underwear fashion show.

[+ sniper]

A number of Italians migrated to Venezuela. Pope Francis is Venezuelan but I believe his parents were born in Italy.

[Trick]

I booked a session with these guys for tomorrow.

 

Now I'm beginning to feel they are not for real. Another thread has them owning an underwear line. How does one go from entrepreneur to masseur?

 

Any additional info?

[Typical]

A number of Italians migrated to Venezuela. Pope Francis is Venezuelan but I believe his parents were born in Italy.

 

Italians migrated primarily to Argentina, not Venezuela. The current pope is Argentinian, not Venezuelan.

 

Many Argentinians reference themselves as Italian because it is their heritage.

 

For the record.

[+ glutes]

I booked a session with these guys for tomorrow.

 

 

Report back!

[+ Italiano]

Italians migrated primarily to Argentina, not Venezuela. The current pope is Argentinian, not Venezuelan.

 

Many Argentinians reference themselves as Italian because it is their heritage.

 

For the record.

 

Totally true. Argentina is the Latin American Country with the biggest number of Italian immigrants. Even their accent in Spanish is somehow "marked" by Italian accent.

Venezuela is the second.

[jjkrkwood]

Are they Mormons, are they fratboys, are they farmers, their pics are all over the map....?

[Trick]

Report back!

 

OK, I met them today. They're the ones in the ad pics.

 

Their ad should not be on MF. Lol.

 

I won't hire them again.