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I have posted this pic previously, but I think it would be appropriate to repost it here...

 

http://68.media.tumblr.com/d30f9daf627d8bd0e255eb4cc08811a9/tumblr_nvsogcO7Ku1s1vkggo1_500.jpg

 

Of course there is the old joke about a cellist with the punch line "Well, he plays it between his legs"! The problem is that I remember only the punch line, not the joke itself!

 

In any event this guy looks like he can play not only what he has between his legs, but the violin as well! Unless, he's good at faking it... the violin playing that is. Not knowing much about how one holds the instrument he has me convinced that he knows what he's doing!

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I suddenly have a yearning for a performance of the second movement of the Bach's Orchestral Suite No. Three aka "Air on the G-String"...

 

http://www.mensunderwearguy.com/images/readermail/readeremail1-gstring.jpg

 

http://ep.yimg.com/ay/flexables/men-s-g-string-pouch-underwear-1.gif

 

Here is a HIP performance:

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And NO! It's no joke! They are for real!

 

http://well-strung.com/images/main/splash.jpg

I saw them in Ptown back in 2012. They were fun (show is more cabaret style) and they were definitely easy on the eyes. Coolest thing was hanging out with them during cocktail hour after. I had to fight and flirt my way thru gay groupies to shake some hands. I had hoped for a solo performance with one or two of them. No luck. :mad:

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O

 

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One step closer!

He's responded with a face pic and a reasonable request for a "donation to the arts"

 

I'm awaiting a text message from him

 

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Well what a lovely recital it was! Received anticipated text, agreed to arrangements, took the afternoon off from the office and headed over. He's a lovely, handsome, fit young man, very Nordic in appearance, who played violin beautifully. After 2 pieces, played in nothing but his underwear, he played a third, this time sans cotton as per my request. The act of performing nude obviously aroused him and I was allowed to "take measure of the man".

 

After the third piece I suggested he rest and allow me to perform in turn for him, a suggestion he accepted quite readily, enjoying my self proclaimed expert skills until I was rewarded with several very nice liquid protein shots.

 

YUMMY!!!

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After the third piece I suggested he rest and allow me to perform in turn for him, a suggestion he accepted quite readily, enjoying my self proclaimed expert skills until I was rewarded with several very nice liquid protein shots.

 

YUMMY!!!

 

Thank you for updating us! It's good to hear you enjoyed his instrument. ;)

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  • 3 years later...

Fine if you just want to fiddle around...

But with a wind player you get a more useful skill...embouchure!!!

Percussionists CAN bang you like a drum, but mostly just shake their maracas.

(TBH I find artistic talent of any sort a huge turn on.)

There was, a couple years ago advertising in Long Beach, a cellist. Hope he used what was between his legs to bring joy to others, as some can do no more than scratch it...:p

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