Porn titles created from TV shows

[tx_twink_lover]

Howdy,

 

I've been curious about how many different porn titles that can be made from TV shows. I know that I have seen many titles that are a play off of an actual movie title. But I can't recall any that are from a TV show title. So, I thought of a couple and I know that all of you creative and witty guys out there can come up with some more. So, I'll start the list... I will give the original TV title as well, just in case it may help... :7

 

I Dream of Weenie - I Dream of Jeannie

Drillin' Face - Will & Grace

Dawson's Crack - Dawson's Creek

 

Come on guys, I want more... :7 :7 :7

[Rick Munroe]

Off the top of my head...

 

The Juicy 'Ho (The Lucy Show)

[+ Lucky]

Leave it to Beaver

[VaHawk]

And all this time, I thought you put the moon in the HoneyMoonErs!

[+ deej]

Dawson's Crack has already been used.

[AaronScottDC]

Muff Diver (MACGYVER)

Star Dick - Deep Throat 9" (Star Trek - Deep Space Nine)

 

 

Aaron Scott DC

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[Rick Munroe]

>Dawson's Crack has already been used.

 

Not into sloppy seconds?

[+ deej]

I figured you'd be the one to pick up on that. I realized what I'd typed just as I clicked Post. ;-)

 

(And if you believe rumors, that Dawson's crack has also been used. :9 )

[Rick Munroe]

>(And if you believe rumors, that Dawson's crack has also been

>used. :9

 

Ummm...that's one family feud I don't need to know about.

 

http://www.familyfeud.careycat.com/dawson/dawsonbio.jpg

[+ Oliver]

Everybody Loves Raymond }(

[VaHawk]

BonerNzaAss - if Joe's too little try a Hoss

 

Beswithched - Darrin's adventures pretending to be str8, while being married to a "queen"

 

Brazen Bunch - Two pedophiles marry and abuse each other's kids

 

BJ Hooker - nothing more needs to be said

 

Biway to Heaven - Jonathan swings both ways

 

Touched by Angel - Mexican child abuse stories

 

The Hazards of Duke - AIDS infected hillbilly shoots in "purty mouths"

 

*M*A*S*H* - "my ass sure hurts" dramatizations of American prisoners' experiences in penal colonies in the USA

 

Fun thread!

 

:7

[Rick Munroe]

Hawk, those were horrible (but I laughed out loud). "Touched By Angel"?? LOL :7

[AaronScottDC]

Ha ha ha! Very good, Hawkster! And, I was just wondering where you have been. I haven't seen your posts around here for a while. Glad to see your back! :-)

 

Aaron Scott DC

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[HotdadENYC]

I Cream of Jeannie (keep rubbing my eh lamp; see what happens)

 

The Tranny (need I say more; my guardian is a bitch. Or is he? she?)

 

The Golden Shower Girls (for the watersports boys)

 

Sinsemilla Street (for those 420 lovers, age 8-10)

 

Law & Oral (when justice just doesn't cut it)

 

Stalker, Texas Ranger (again, when justice doesn't cut it)

 

The Twinklight Zone (awesome twinks from outta space.)

 

 

hd NYC

[+ deej]

>Ummm...that's one family feud I don't need to know about.

 

Not the Dawson I was talking about but aside from that....

 

EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

 

(although he was sorta cute in his Hogan's Heroes days)

[Guest YFSC]

For quite a few of them you wouldn't have to "create" anything:

 

-Big "Brother"

 

-Two and a Half Men

 

-All in the Family (incest flick)

 

-The King of Queens

 

 

And then there are the ones that have to be a little more creative:

 

-Have Dick Will Travel

 

-CSI: Cock Suckers International

 

-Doing Amy

 

-Cruising Jordan

[BewareofNick]

http://www.bundyology.com/mwh.jpg

 

Believe it or not, that really ISN'T Katey Sagal, but the resemblance is uncanny for a tranny.

[BewareofNick]

http://www.adultfilmdatabase.com/Graphics/Boxes/200/Front/21519.jpg

[noviceny]

Damn...you guys are fucken hysterical !!! This is officially my favorite thread thus far in my life !!! Touched By an Angel is my favorite

 

I dont have anything to add though. OK think I got one :

 

a) 6 Feet Deeper - a takeoff of 6 Feet Under, but with necrophilia

 

b) SpongeDown Bob's Pants - a cartoon porn character who cant help but have a new and exciting gay wet dream every night

 

c) Cocks - a spin off of Cops, where law enforcement penises are filmed both on and off duty

 

d) El Gordo y el flaco - here our Spanish viewers take a look at sexual situations and persons that can make one go from fully erect to limp as a noodle. Special Guests : Anna Nicole and Donald Trump

 

e) THe X-Men (Saturday Morning Cartoon) - a remake of the old X Men, with all new porn star characters with Mutant powers :

 

- Storm is renamed "Golden Shower" and she has the power to

drench any supervillian in the torrential rain of her

urine

 

- Cyclops is now Syphillis - able to cause a burning sensation in the urinary tract of any villian, followed by flu like symptoms and frequent discharge

 

- Professor X - retains his name and title as teacher and head disciplinarian of the Mutants - wears leather now and is really in to fisting the younger mutants...especially fond of twinks :-)

 

- Kitty (also known as ShadowCat) - renamed as Pussy (also known as ShadyPussy) - a mutant street walker, Pussy has the power to secreet vaginal fluids that paralyze her victim, making them vulnerable to any sexual attack

 

- Magneto renamed as Man-eat-o - Man-eat-o has the power the swallow any penis whole, and he can not only suspend his own gag reflex, but the gag reflexes of others whom he wishes to have suckle at his might cock.

 

- Nightcrawler - now know as NightBaller - undercover as a NBA athlete, NIght Baller has the superhuman ability to win all ball games he plays as well as expand his testicle size to 20 times that of a normal man. In doing this, his sperm count rises exponentially and he is able to shot enormous loads of cum at people, rendering them helpless in his goo of justice

[BewareofNick]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Posters/magneto.jpg

 

Somehow I think Sir Ian would approve, especially considering that other movie he did, Lord of the CockRings

[SAdler]

Everybody Does Raymond is already in circulation...

[ready182]

Can't believe you all missed the most obvious one, considering the board you're posting on:

 

THE PRICE IS RIGHT!

 

Let's see if I can cum up with a few more:

 

The NewlyBred Game (nah, too straight)

 

Truth or Consequences

 

Let's Make a Deal

 

Earn Ben Stein's Money

 

Survivor - San Francisco

 

The Real World - San Francisco

 

Spank the Monkees

 

The Courtship of Eddie's Father

 

Jockstrap Junction (alternative to Petticoat)

 

Malcom in the Middle

 

21 Jump-you Street

 

The Dick and Dyke Show

 

Mary Tyler ####

 

RoadHer

 

Three's Company

 

MASH (for the CBT fans)

 

60 Minutes (length of a typical appointment)

 

Superball

 

Stanley's Cup

 

Inside the actor's studio

 

Queer guy for the straight guy

 

Mutal of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

 

Don Kirshner's Rocks Concert

 

Room 222

 

Brandon Loves Bernie

 

Walker, Texas Rump Ranger

 

The Equalizer

 

McLoad

 

The Tonight Show

 

The Wonder Years

 

Never Leave It to a Beaver

 

Make Room for Daddy

 

... this is too easy ...

 

Ready

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Porn Again, Naturally

 

>Leave it to Beaver

 

Eight Is NOT Enough

 

The Courtship Of Eddie's Master

 

Daddy Knows Best

 

Pee Wee's Bath House

 

Touched By A Dildo

 

Desperate House Boys

 

Hungsville

 

Lust

 

 

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