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If Ryan Lochte is looking for a way to shake off that whole Rio non-robbery scandal, he may have just been handed the perfect opportunity: Playgirl.

 

After lying about being robbed at gunpoint while competing in the Rio Olympics last month, Lochte issued a very long-winded half-apology on Instagram, claiming he should have been “more careful and candid” about the way he told his story. But that wasn’t quite enough to prevent Speedo and Ralph Lauren from pulling endorsement deals with the gold medalist, or stop Rio police from charging him with providing a false claim of a robbery, which carries a sentence of up to 18 months in prison.

 

But now, after nearly a month of consistently bad news, there may be a light at the end of the tunnel for the douchey 34-year-old swimmer, because the good people at Playgirl say they would like to speak with him about a possible job opportunity.

 

“We are reaching out to him with an offer,” Daniel Nardicio, a spokesperson for the company, says. “Now that he’s out of his Speedo sponsorship deal, Playgirl wants to get Ryan Lochte out of his Speedos.”

 

He added: “We’re fully prepared to handle this ‘brah’ (as Ryan would say), and take his studliness to new heights, in a huge offer to show American men and women what Ryan Lochte really would do—naked.”

 

https://www.queerty.com/ready-see-ryan-lochte-bare-playgirl-20160906?utm_source=Queerty+Subscribers&utm_campaign=38b93cd5d8-20160906_Queerty_Newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_221c27272a-38b93cd5d8-428239205

 

http://www.etonline.com/news/196959_playgirl_wants_ryan_lochte_out_of_his_speedos/

 

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marylander1940 Grand Master

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Sigh...That's not going to go well.

 

I wonder how much money they will offer him? I'm also sure the issue would be more successful than Levi Johnston's magazine.

 

http://cbsnews3.cbsistatic.com/hub/i/r/2010/02/09/dbaf557f-a642-11e2-a3f0-029118418759/thumbnail/620x350/738f94bda00ab276a7b1727b27aa6c2e/image6192057x.jpg

 

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Y638RkXby9g/T8fspNaYuII/AAAAAAAAQ1U/lq69G1J10hk/s1600/levi.jpg

 

levi-johnston-tatoo.jpg

 

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If Ryan Lochte is looking for a way to shake off that whole Rio non-robbery scandal, he may have just been handed the perfect opportunity: Playgirl.

 

After lying about being robbed at gunpoint while competing in the Rio Olympics last month, Lochte issued a very long-winded half-apology on Instagram, claiming he should have been “more careful and candid” about the way he told his story. But that wasn’t quite enough to prevent Speedo and Ralph Lauren from pulling endorsement deals with the gold medalist, or stop Rio police from charging him with providing a false claim of a robbery, which carries a sentence of up to 18 months in prison.

 

But now, after nearly a month of consistently bad news, there may be a light at the end of the tunnel for the douchey 34-year-old swimmer, because the good people at Playgirl say they would like to speak with him about a possible job opportunity.

 

“We are reaching out to him with an offer,” Daniel Nardicio, a spokesperson for the company, says. “Now that he’s out of his Speedo sponsorship deal, Playgirl wants to get Ryan Lochte out of his Speedos.”

 

He added: “We’re fully prepared to handle this ‘brah’ (as Ryan would say), and take his studliness to new heights, in a huge offer to show American men and women what Ryan Lochte really would do—naked.”

 

https://www.queerty.com/ready-see-ryan-lochte-bare-playgirl-20160906?utm_source=Queerty+Subscribers&utm_campaign=38b93cd5d8-20160906_Queerty_Newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_221c27272a-38b93cd5d8-428239205

 

http://www.etonline.com/news/196959_playgirl_wants_ryan_lochte_out_of_his_speedos/

 

omg please please please ::D :D

maninsoma Grand Master

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If Ryan chooses to do this, I hope he shows everything. I find it lame when a celebrity poses nude and they cover up everything that would otherwise be covered up with a skimpy swimsuit.

marylander1940 Grand Master

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If Ryan chooses to do this, I hope he shows everything. I find it lame when a celebrity poses nude and they cover up everything that would otherwise be covered up with a skimpy swimsuit.

 

http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/11/Sucks-Well-That-sucks-That-sucks-It-sucks-GIF.gif?gs=a

Meo Explorer

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No doubt.

Poppin_Fresh_%28Pillsbury_Doughboy%29.jpg

:p

I actually loved Levi Johnston's spread precisely because he looked like a soft college boy who couldn't leave the Doritos alone for too long! But the awkward twisting and crotch-covering in his spread made him look even chubbier. As much as Lochte annoys me, I would love to see this!

marylander1940 Grand Master

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I actually loved Levi Johnston's spread precisely because he looked like a soft college boy who couldn't leave the Doritos alone for too long! But the awkward twisting and crotch-covering in his spread made him look even chubbier. As much as Lochte annoys me, I would love to see this!

 

LMAO...

 

I know he's dumb and a bit of a douchebag but, I can't help myself, I find him gloriously attractive.

 

If Ryan chooses to do this, I hope he shows everything. I find it lame when a celebrity poses nude and they cover up everything that would otherwise be covered up with a skimpy swimsuit.

 

omg please please please ::D :D

 

No doubt.

Poppin_Fresh_%28Pillsbury_Doughboy%29.jpg

:p

 

 

I wouldn't touch Lochte with a barge pole.

I'd rather have an honest ho than a lying bro.

 

He might look like this:

http://67.media.tumblr.com/78966ae0d7675a2879d294e38252b86b/tumblr_mfxm5qveWa1qmlq3ao1_500.jpg

 

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-K8H8JsKOb40/U8F-xdolS7I/AAAAAAAABFE/3rvstIy0cG4/s1600/f-RyanLochte.png

 

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Oe3fu3rL93w/UgI9FBBr-CI/AAAAAAAAASU/TnATqDPr76s/s1600/ryan+lochte+naked+nude+shirtless+5.jpg

 

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-MupebjV8HRQ/Uaz1E2_nLMI/AAAAAAAAJPE/uXVpLtD4Xlk/s1600/ryan+lochte+naked+nude+shirtless+6.jpg

 

http://sexopicxxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/michael-phelps-ryan-lochte-nude.jpg

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I don't think Playgirl can afford to pay what Lochte would demand for a nude spread. He still has too much money to make such a desperate move on a lowscale cash-in. I'm sure it's not going to happen. If Lochte feels like doing a nude spread, he will align himself with a star photographer that only a major magazine could afford.

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I don't think Playgirl can afford to pay what Lochte would demand for a nude spread. He still has too much money to make such a desperate move on a lowscale cash-in. I'm sure it's not going to happen. If Lochte feels like doing a nude spread, he will align himself with a star photographer that only a major magazine could afford.

 

well if not playgirl, i remember someone had an erect cock pic of lochte that one of his ex's or a relative of an ex was shopping around, at the time noone wanted to buy it.. but now.. maybe we will see it up sooner then we think:P

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well if not playgirl, i remember someone had an erect cock pic of lochte that one of his ex's or a relative of an ex was shopping around, at the time noone wanted to buy it.. but now.. maybe we will see it up sooner then we think:p

This is what I was thinking too, the party lifestyle he leads is perhaps more conducive to a lover with a camera photographing him asleep or passed out or drunk/high than Playgirl paying him for a spread. This happens not infrequently, Michael Buble and a few other celebs.

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