Alcoholic Enemas

Prime Muscle · December 21, 2004

Probally not a good gift idea but I’ve heard that wine enemas get you drunk pretty fast because the body absorbs the alcohol much quicker. I’ve also heard that if you use vodka or other hard alcohol it could be dangerous. Of course I have no idea if this is bullshit or not – anyone have any idea of this is true? I’ve tried coffee (cold) and mouthwash which were both interesting. I’ve also tried some herbs which did nothing.

foxy · December 21, 2004

Hundreds of years ago the Aztecs would take drugs this way since it gets into the system so much quicker. I think I'll stick to cocktails the old fashioned way however especially if you like an olive with your martini.

noviceny · December 21, 2004

Damn !!!! Aztecs...if you cant wait 5 minutes to get drunk by drinking your alcohol, then you may have a problem

Prime,

How painful would it be to get a coffee enema with hot coffee ;(

duke37 · December 21, 2004

While I like foxy's suggestion on the best way to consume alcohol, you are well advised to be careful in mixing alcohol in your enema fun. I hear it can be a lot of fun but you have to REALLY be careful on monitoring the amount you ingest. And of course the standard wisdom of not driving, rock climbing, you get the picture. Read more about it:

http://members.aol.com/spyralfox/alcenem.html

As the article says its not what form you take its just the amount of alcohol you consume. Perhaps a sober person at hand is a good idea as well.

Jeff

December 21, 2004

Before you start douching with vodka (40% alcohol) I'd take a page from the hair dye people. Before using, apply to a test area to gage sensitivity. A good test for anal mucosa tissue might be the head of the penis or the eye. A good douse should give you some idea of what to expect. However, since alcohol is a strong hygrometric disinfecting agent that kills things, that is all I need to know about it. The fact that wine is about 1/3 strength of standard vodka you can expect the pain and damage to be diminished accordingly. Personally i would prefer to have a chemically burned dick compared an eye or rectum/colon. To each his own.

Lest my post be misintrpreted, I recommend that you pass on this hairbrained idea.

Muscle Lover · December 21, 2004

Does cheap wine work as well as the high price stuff?

December 21, 2004

Wine and Kink

>Does cheap wine work as well as the high price stuff?

Depends on whether you plan on drinking the residue.

Prime Muscle · December 21, 2004

I think I'll market this as a trendy way to get drunk with no calories and no net carbs!

BigK · December 21, 2004

"especially if you like an olive with your martini."

OUCH!!:o What about the toothpick????

BigK

+ *Lucky* · December 21, 2004

I dated an alcoholic enema for a while, but he went into rehab and came out as a real shit.

pierrot · December 21, 2004

Alcohol injected directly into the intestines is absorbed much more quickly and completely than going through the digestive system. It is very dangerous, especially with something as strong as vodka. This is crazy, do not do it unless you want to end up in the morgue.

December 22, 2004

Great reply! You made me laugh..hard!

foxy · December 22, 2004

Candy is dandy but liquer is quicker.

FrancoDiSantisxxx · December 22, 2004

Low Carb

Actually, the intestines are one way in which the body absorbs nutrients, so you could get both sugar in your blood (which would register in any blood/alcohol measurements taken) as well as carbs in your digestive system. The actual levels, including caloric levels might be less, even substantially less, but they would still exist and I was unable to find any real substantive research on this on line.

However, wine enemas are given to people so there must be some health benefit, real or imagined. Hard liquor cannot be beneficial for the simple reason that it would distroy much, if not all, of the healthy flora and fauna in your GI tract, which would cause other problems, the least of which would be messy.

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Vincent_Michael · December 22, 2004

This is soooo crazy! I didnt even know that you could get drunk like this...WOW! I always thought enemas were for cleaning out and I dont have to worry about that thanks to Kashi ceral lol!

I don't drink very much at all...My first step mother was an acholic which was a disaster and then one of my freinds died from drinking a few years ago.

splendidpup · February 3, 2005

http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/ns/news/story.jsp?id=2005020310360002978933&dt=20050203103600&w=RTR&coview=

Woman Accused of Giving Lethal Sherry Enema

HOUSTON (Reuters) - A Texas woman has been indicted for criminally negligent homicide for causing her husband's death by giving him a sherry enema, a police detective said on Wednesday.

Tammy Jean Warner, 42, gave Michael Warner two large bottles of sherry on May 21, which raised his blood alcohol level to 0.47 percent, or nearly six times the level considered legally drunk in Texas, police detective Robert Turner in Lake Jackson, Texas, told the Houston Chronicle.

"We're not talking about little bottles here," Turner said. "These were at least 1.5-liter bottles."

Warner, 58, was said to have an alcohol problem and received the wine enema because a throat ailment left him unable to drink the sherry, Turner told the newspaper.

"I heard of this kind of thing in mortuary school in 1970, but this is the first time I've ever heard of someone actually doing it," said Turner, who led the lengthy investigation in the case.

The woman admitted administering the enema, but denied causing her husband's death, the Chronicle said.

A dispatcher for the Lake Jackson police said only Turner could discuss the case, but he did not return phone calls from Reuters.

Along with negligent homicide, Mrs. Warner was indicted for burning her husband's will a month before his death. Both charges carry maximum penalties of two years in prison.

Mrs. Warner surrendered to police on Monday and was released on $30,000 bail, the newspaper said.

02/03/2005 10:36

RTR

splendidpup · February 3, 2005