Last night in Buenos Aires

[+ José Soplanucas]

I have been very busy with friends and family and didn't have time to try Argentine meat until tonight. I had chosen a very beautiful guy:

http://www.soytuyo.com/modelos/791/05.jpg

I went to his place and he looked even better than his pictures. Unfortunately he was a disappointment. I'm not going to submit a review, though. If you were planning to visit Buenos Aires and had him in your to do list, send me a PM. Sweet boy, poor escort.

I went back to my hotel, horny and frustrated. I had a second guy in my to do list, Joel:

http://www.soytuyo.com/modelos/499/06.jpg

However I was very frustrated after my first attempt and was afraid another young boy would be a fiasco. So I decided to try somebody more seasoned, Louis Ricaute:

http://www.soytuyo.com/modelos/506/08.jpg

I spent 30 minutes calling him and his number was always busy. You can imagine how frustrated (and horny) I was. So I said fuck it and called Joel.

Best decision ever, I am very happy right now. He just left my room and I am submitting a review tomorrow.

I just realize I should have started this thread in the South America forum. Too late. Good night.

[Becket]

I admire your determination. I usually just give up after the first ten minutes and go to sleep.

[Despardo]

I has always been my understanding that the beef in Argentina is excellent.

[MscleLovr]

Argentine beef is excellent. Unfortunately, poor customer service is usual there. Coupled with the chronic lateness of most Argentines, dating anyone in Buenos Aires is a frustrating and long drawn-out process.

 

This thread reminded me of my last trip there when I had a date with a young Argentine soldier. He was 23 years old, very handsome, with green eyes and a fit body, but not well paid. We exchanged mobile phone numbers and agreed on an overnight date. I was to meet him at a cafe in Recoleta. I arrived on time (with a book, given the usual tardiness of Argentines) at 7pm and waited...

At 7.30pm I sent him a text.

At 8pm I sent another.

At 8.30pm I invited another friend to the restaurant I'd booked.

At 9.30pm I had a phone call from him: he said he had returned home and chatted to his mother but was now on his way to meet me "as arranged". He told me he would arrive "within an hour, definitely before 10.30"

At 10.30pm, I was again at the original cafe, having persuaded my friend to have a nightcap with me while I waited for the soldier.

At 11.15pm, I phoned the soldier and he assured me he was on his way.

At 11.45pm I went back to my hotel.

At 1am, I had a text from the soldier asking where I was.

After breakfast the next day, I had several texts from him saying how much he wanted to meet me.

 

And yet I have fond memories of Buenos Aires and the many month-long trips I made there.

[luv2rim]

Hah, went to the soytuyo website to look at joels' pics. While there, was very intrigued by damians pics and noticed that most of Damians pics were the same as that of Dirtypaul on rentmen in NYC. Paul does have a positive review here so I assume Damian is using Pauls pics.

[marylander1940]

Hah, went to the soytuyo website to look at joels' pics. While there, was very intrigued by damians pics and noticed that most of Damians pics were the same as that of Dirtypaul on rentmen in NYC. Paul does have a positive review here so I assume Damian is using Pauls pics.

 

Let's see!

 

https://rentmen.com/DirtyPaul

 

www.soytuyo.com

 

http://www.soytuyo.com/modelos/744/02.jpg

 

http://www.soytuyo.com/modelos/744/10.jpg

 

http://www.soytuyo.com/modelos/744/09.jpg

 

http://www.soytuyo.com/modelos/744/08.jpg

 

http://www.soytuyo.com/modelos/744/05.jpg

 

We have a match!

[+ José Soplanucas]

Argentine beef is excellent. Unfortunately, poor customer service is usual there. Coupled with the chronic lateness of most Argentines, dating anyone in Buenos Aires is a frustrating and long drawn-out process.

 

This thread reminded me of my last trip there when I had a date with a young Argentine soldier. He was 23 years old, very handsome, with green eyes and a fit body, but not well paid. We exchanged mobile phone numbers and agreed on an overnight date. I was to meet him at a cafe in Recoleta. I arrived on time (with a book, given the usual tardiness of Argentines) at 7pm and waited...

At 7.30pm I sent him a text.

At 8pm I sent another.

At 8.30pm I invited another friend to the restaurant I'd booked.

At 9.30pm I had a phone call from him: he said he had returned home and chatted to his mother but was now on his way to meet me "as arranged". He told me he would arrive "within an hour, definitely before 10.30"

At 10.30pm, I was again at the original cafe, having persuaded my friend to have a nightcap with me while I waited for the soldier.

At 11.15pm, I phoned the soldier and he assured me he was on his way.

At 11.45pm I went back to my hotel.

At 1am, I had a text from the soldier asking where I was.

After breakfast the next day, I had several texts from him saying how much he wanted to meet me.

 

And yet I have fond memories of Buenos Aires and the many month-long trips I made there.

 

I'm sorry for that experience. If you are right, Joel must be an exception. He was perfectly punctual. I just submitted my review. In a few hours I'm boarding my first flight in my way back to DC. I'm planing to try some new delicatessen over there.

[marylander1940]

Argentine beef is excellent. Unfortunately, poor customer service is usual there. Coupled with the chronic lateness of most Argentines, dating anyone in Buenos Aires is a frustrating and long drawn-out process.

 

This thread reminded me of my last trip there when I had a date with a young Argentine soldier. He was 23 years old, very handsome, with green eyes and a fit body, but not well paid. We exchanged mobile phone numbers and agreed on an overnight date. I was to meet him at a cafe in Recoleta. I arrived on time (with a book, given the usual tardiness of Argentines) at 7pm and waited...

At 7.30pm I sent him a text.

At 8pm I sent another.

At 8.30pm I invited another friend to the restaurant I'd booked.

At 9.30pm I had a phone call from him: he said he had returned home and chatted to his mother but was now on his way to meet me "as arranged". He told me he would arrive "within an hour, definitely before 10.30"

At 10.30pm, I was again at the original cafe, having persuaded my friend to have a nightcap with me while I waited for the soldier.

At 11.15pm, I phoned the soldier and he assured me he was on his way.

At 11.45pm I went back to my hotel.

At 1am, I had a text from the soldier asking where I was.

After breakfast the next day, I had several texts from him saying how much he wanted to meet me.

 

And yet I have fond memories of Buenos Aires and the many month-long trips I made there.

 

Many of us on here have had that kind of experience with American escorts yet we don't project this behavior on the whole country or ethnic group of the escort...

[Despardo]

Argentine beef is excellent. Unfortunately, poor customer service is usual there. Coupled with the chronic lateness of most Argentines, dating anyone in Buenos Aires is a frustrating and long drawn-out process.

 

This thread reminded me of my last trip there when I had a date with a young Argentine soldier. He was 23 years old, very handsome, with green eyes and a fit body, but not well paid. We exchanged mobile phone numbers and agreed on an overnight date. I was to meet him at a cafe in Recoleta. I arrived on time (with a book, given the usual tardiness of Argentines) at 7pm and waited...

At 7.30pm I sent him a text.

At 8pm I sent another.

At 8.30pm I invited another friend to the restaurant I'd booked.

At 9.30pm I had a phone call from him: he said he had returned home and chatted to his mother but was now on his way to meet me "as arranged". He told me he would arrive "within an hour, definitely before 10.30"

At 10.30pm, I was again at the original cafe, having persuaded my friend to have a nightcap with me while I waited for the soldier.

At 11.15pm, I phoned the soldier and he assured me he was on his way.

At 11.45pm I went back to my hotel.

At 1am, I had a text from the soldier asking where I was.

After breakfast the next day, I had several texts from him saying how much he wanted to meet me.

 

And yet I have fond memories of Buenos Aires and the many month-long trips I made there.

I hired a Brazilian escort in Berlin. He arrived at my hotel room door within 10 seconds (give or take) of our appointed time. When I complimented him on his punctuality, he replied, "Hey, this is Germany!"

[Irtwo]

With what these guys charge in Buenos Aires and the current exchange rate (the real "street rate", not the gov't rate), the cost is about $40. So you can afford to go through 3 or 4 guys to find the perfect match.

[MscleLovr]

Many of us on here have had that kind of experience with American escorts yet we don't project this behavior on the whole country or ethnic group of the escort...

 

I'm surprised by the comment. I said nothing about the ethnicity of the escort. And you will find that in Argentina, many Argentines complain vociferously about the tendency to chronic lateness of their fellow Argentines.

 

I hired a Brazilian escort in Berlin. He arrived at my hotel room door within 10 seconds (give or take) of our appointed time. When I complimented him on his punctuality, he replied, "Hey, this is Germany!"

 

Interestingly, I've had the same experience. Brazilian friends in London always meet me on time. But I learned from friends in Brazil that if the time of meeting was important, I had to specify the time was "la hora brittanica"

[+ sync]

My whole family is tardiness intolerant. In conversation at a happy hour I was listening to a patron defending his boyfriend's tardiness by stating that his boyfriend is Brazilian and is late for everything, dinners, theater, whatever. "He is just incapable of being anywhere on time." For some reason that statement ignited my bitch, and I asked how many flights has he missed? An awkward silence, then moving on...

[mike carey]

I asked how many flights has he missed?

A case of la hora brittanica, I think!

[+ Axiom2001]

I have been very busy with friends and family and didn't have time to try Argentine meat until tonight. I had chosen a very beautiful guy:

http://www.soytuyo.com/modelos/791/05.jpg

I went to his place and he looked even better than his pictures. Unfortunately he was a disappointment. I'm not going to submit a review, though. If you were planning to visit Buenos Aires and had him in your to do list, send me a PM. Sweet boy, poor escort.

I went back to my hotel, horny and frustrated. I had a second guy in my to do list, Joel:

http://www.soytuyo.com/modelos/499/06.jpg

However I was very frustrated after my first attempt and was afraid another young boy would be a fiasco. So I decided to try somebody more seasoned, Louis Ricaute:

http://www.soytuyo.com/modelos/506/08.jpg

I spent 30 minutes calling him and his number was always busy. You can imagine how frustrated (and horny) I was. So I said fuck it and called Joel.

Best decision ever, I am very happy right now. He just left my room and I am submitting a review tomorrow.

I just realize I should have started this thread in the South America forum. Too late. Good night.

 

Damn, this third "porteno" is one hell of a hot stud! I'd hire him in a friggin' heartbeat for some very strong and hot, male-to-male "SEX!"

 

I've had some great Argentine meat. My "best fuck of my life" came from a guy who advertised at www.soytuyo.com and who no longer escorts.

He was the first one to have ever reached my "G" spot! Fuckin' hot! Fuckin' hot! After him I had a few others who were quite satisfactory as well!

[+ Axiom2001]

I has always been my understanding that the beef in Argentina is excellent.

 

I've had six trips to Buenos Aires since 2005, and each time there I've immensely enjoyed the culture and the majority of the men who I saw. In my recalling the experiences, I've had three bad ones; the rest were superb and are still quite memorable, and "the beef was huge and tender!" They're as memorable to me as the late Evita!

[Despardo]

I'm surprised by the comment. I said nothing about the ethnicity of the escort. And you will find that in Argentina, many Argentines complain vociferously about the tendency to chronic lateness of their fellow Argentines.

 

 

 

Interestingly, I've had the same experience. Brazilian friends in London always meet me on time. But I learned from friends in Brazil that if the time of meeting was important, I had to specify the time was "la hora brittanica"

In Italy, nothing starts on time. Posted schedules for plays, concerts, events, trains are little more than suggestions. But you are in bella Italia, so who cares! Relax and enjoy.

[+ José Soplanucas]

With what these guys charge in Buenos Aires and the current exchange rate (the real "street rate", not the gov't rate), the cost is about $40. So you can afford to go through 3 or 4 guys to find the perfect match.

Excuse me, these guys were much, much more money than that. 80 the in call, 100 the outcall.

But of course you are right, rates at 40 and even less are abundant.

[+ José Soplanucas]

Damn, this third "porteno" is one hell of a hot stud! I'd hire him in a friggin' heartbeat for some very strong and hot, male-to-male "SEX!"

 

I've had some great Argentine meat. My "best fuck of my life" came from a guy who advertised at www.soytuyo.com and who no longer escorts.

He was the first one to have ever reached my "G" spot! Fuckin' hot! Fuckin' hot! After him I had a few others who were quite satisfactory as well!

 

If you like Luois Ricaute, look for his porn. He is a great performer.