What denomination do you prefer?

[+ Keith30309]

As long as I don't get paid in pennies

 

Lol... "Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just a lousy tipper?" :p:p

[stop]

Always have the bills facing the same way. Learned that back in high school days when I worked retail. Also always learned to count your cash drawer and don't let the supervisor or manager count it for you ... long story.

 

 

 

While I love clean, crisp bills, they're hard to come by, even at my local banks. AND I LOVE 50's. They're so rarely used, I usually get comments when I hand them out.

 

 

Retail is also where I picked up the facing same way habit. Also learned quickly not to let anybody count your drawer for you.

 

Did you also learn the trick of dipping one side of a bundle of new freshly printed bills in water and let them dry so they would not stick together!

[instudiocity]

1. Is that anything like "stoned Lutheran?"

2. My deepest respects to your OCD. It is now mine.

3. My passport is ready

I was wondering if any escorts picked up on gallahadesquire issues with carrying around too much money on trips abroad, especially the 5-digit reference.

Congratulations, Eric!

[+ Truereview]

As long as I don't get paid in pennies

Client: so the overnight rate is $1200?

Escort: yep

Client: if you don't mind, I'd like to keep the boxes.

 

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[Juan Vancouver]

Money.

 

That's my preference.

 

Crumpled, fresh and crispy, in order, backwards, in an envelope or thrown at me while I am on bed jerking off. Give it to me in a discreet dance of concealment where you discreetly slip it into my back pocket or hand it to my face and tell me "Now you have your money...GET OUT!"

 

I am very versatile when it comes to this. Anything goes as long as it is cash.

[whipped guy]

My bills ALWAYS face the same way and... I hate to admit this.. .I've ironed them before. Ha! I hate messiness.

 

The ATM's out here always dispense in 20's, which is a pain if you are paying a large sum.

Well I was going to mention ironing bills as well. Now I don't feel so embarrassed to admit it!!!! At least I have only done it with hundreds. However, I have gotten over that now. Though I do try to save the best looking Bens for those special working guys! As I mentioned above strangers etc. get the crumpled one...

[Despardo]

I don't particularly care about the demonization, but guys who face them all the same way before they give them to me get points in my book.

My first job was in a bank. I never got out of the habit.

[Despardo]

London bank teller to customer:

 

"Which denomination?"

 

Customer:

 

"Church of England, of course!"

[Despardo]

Then there was the guy arrested for breaking into parking meters who paid his bail money in quarters.

[Despardo]

Then there was the guy who told his complaining wife that if she wanted more money, she should go out and sell her body. She stormed out and returned the next day with 300 dollars and 25 cents.

 

The husband asked, "Who was the cheap bastard who gave you the quarter?" to which she replied, "They were all quarters."

 

OK, I'm done now.

[Rudynate]

Money.

 

That's my preference.

 

Crumpled, fresh and crispy, in order, backwards, in an envelope or thrown at me while I am on bed jerking off. Give it to me in a discreet dance of concealment where you discreetly slip it into my back pocket or hand it to my face and tell me "Now you have your money...GET OUT!"

 

I am very versatile when it comes to this. Anything goes as long as it is cash.

 

A man with a proper sense of proportion. Nice!!

[sincitymix]

A simple question for escorts: do you prefer to be paid a given amount in $100 bills or $20 bills? I would imagine that $20 bills are more versatile and less “suspicious;” on the other hand, if you collect a lot of them, you’d need a pretty big wallet. What are the pros and cons of each denomination from your perspective?

I prefer the denomination of FREE

I know when i make a large payment, i prefer 100's. Having a huge stack of 20's does make me want to throw it in the air and dance among the fluttering bills.. or strew it on the bed and roll around on it.. but its so cumbersome to carry so many 20's.

[LADoug1]

I thought I had OCD but after reading some of these posts I'm not so sure. Lol

[+ Oliver]

... guys who face them (bills) all the same way before they give them to me get points in my book.

Always do that - comes from having worked in a bank MANY years ago! It was easier to spot a counterfeit that way.

[beachboy]

Money.

 

That's my preference.

 

Crumpled, fresh and crispy, in order, backwards, in an envelope or thrown at me while I am on bed jerking off. Give it to me in a discreet dance of concealment where you discreetly slip it into my back pocket or hand it to my face and tell me "Now you have your money...GET OUT!"

 

I am very versatile when it comes to this. Anything goes as long as it is cash.

Juan, can't imagine anyone ordering you to get out- more likely throwing more money at you to stay longer & go at it all over again!!

[jjkrkwood]

I THOUGHT......

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[Juan Vancouver]

Juan, can't imagine anyone ordering you to get out- more likely throwing more money at you to stay longer & go at it all over again!!

 

Actually that is a real story. A really fucking funny guy in the middle of sex, went to his drawer, and with a big smile handed me the money and whispered: "Now you have your money... GET OUT!"... then, both of us laughing, he impaled himself on my cock and rode me all the way to Alamo.

 

"Now you have your money... GET OUT!" then became that thing we would say all the time to each other. When I told Thor this story, then it became an inside joke of ours.

 

I always take forever to get out, though, even after I get my money.

[Keenan]

A simple question for escorts: do you prefer to be paid a given amount in $100 bills or $20 bills? I would imagine that $20 bills are more versatile and less “suspicious;” on the other hand, if you collect a lot of them, you’d need a pretty big wallet. What are the pros and cons of each denomination from your perspective?

 

Honestly I prefer bigger denominations that I will then deposit to the bank but money is money so I am open to all denominations.

 

Keenan

[+ quoththeraven]

Unfortunately none who think as we do work in a bank!

 

Really? I haven't had that problem. If anything, it's retail cashiers who might hand them to me higgledy piggledy, but I put bills in my wallet in order and facing the same direction. Sometimes I fudge the "in order" part by accident if I'm in a hurry, but it gets fixed eventually.

[+ quoththeraven]

Duh.

 

http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/wilson-100-grand.jpg

 

Kevin Slater

 

I thought these were no longer in circulation.

[+ WilliamM]

I thought I had OCD but after reading some of these posts I'm not so sure. Lol

 

Me too. I returned just to make sure it was not a dream. I worked in retail in high school and college, but that was many years ago. My only interest in the actual money is do I have the correct amount.

 

I agree with @Juan Vancouver .

[buckguy]

Have done a lot of backpacker indie travel. When you're jetlagged and dealing with a strange currency, it's easy to get in the habit of ordering the bills. Now I do it despite traveling a lot less.

[WolfRamNHard]

Sometimes if you try to deposit a big wad of $100s at a bank, it can raise eyebrows (I speak from personal experience).

 

Also, $100 bills are not always easy to spend and change in this age of credit cards and automated transactions. Sweden is the most egregious example of this, and it's only a matter of time before other economies also adopt electronic transactions.

 

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/27/business/international/in-sweden-a-cash-free-future-nears.html?_r=0

[greatnorthernp]

So does that make me seem like an old fart?!?!?

 

Yes. Embrace it, with childlike glee. Like all stages of life, this one carries its own special joys.

 

Bills out of order are a direct insult to Lord Mammon.

[whipped guy]

Yes. Embrace it, with childlike glee. Like all stages of life, this one carries its own special joys.

 

Bills out of order are a direct insult to Lord Mammon.

Thanks, I feel much better now. Plus we never want to displease Mammon!

 

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