Empty bed

[+ purplekow]

Shame! How dare he not read your mind and know exactly what position you had wish to find him upon your return! How dare he be a human being! How very dare he (pretty please!) not know exactly how your fantasy is playing out in your head!

 

Escorts! Fucking useless!

 

I hope you cut his rate in half.

Juan you are not funny. Try staying sincere and all knowing. It is more suited to you.

[mike carey]

Ive always understood it to mean three or four slices of bacon.

I've always understood 'rasher' to be a slice of bacon, although I see from the OED that 'thin' is part of the meaning. My local cafe in Canberra has 'Two eggs, poached fried or scrambled, with two rashers of bacon' on the breakfast menu.

[ncc1701d]

I don't think it's about reading his mind and predicting what he wanted. At the very least when he came out of the shower the escort could have walked over and said "hey, I'm making some coffee, you want some (or some other sexy morning joke) ?". The escort is on the clock, so his focus is on the client (so i'm told by many of the responders to this thread) not the newspaper.

[LADoug1]

Sounds like a great BFE to me. Glad the escort was that comfortable with you and being in your home. And all you had to do was greet him and lead him back to bed. He'd understand.

[jawjateck]

I'm with PK....I prefer my companion to worship my body lustily from the moment we meet to the moment we depart.

[Phil_musc]

Perhaps there are in fact two BFEs. One would be more properly called the NBFE (new boy friend experience) where you are both so gaga and hot for each other that you spend every waking moment together either having wild passionate sex or resting up for more wild passionate sex. The other BFE might be more properly called the OBFE (old boy friend experience) where you've been around the block a few times and still have wild-ish passionate sex but now a few other activities - like drinking coffee - have entered the mix. I guess there is something called MBFE (married boy friend experience) where you sometimes have sex and are encouraged to boil your own coffee and burn your own toast in the morning. I imagine PK was probably hoping for choice one.

[jjkrkwood]

Hiring is not "ownership", and unless parameters and guidelines were "clearly" established during the negotiations, the escorts behavior was normal and not out-of-line for common morning activites, and IMO there should be nothing to complain about here.

[marylander1940]

Hiring is not "ownership", and unless parameters and guidelines were "clearly" established during the negotiations, the escorts behavior was normal and not out-of-line for common morning activites, and IMO there should be nothing to complain about here.

 

[jjkrkwood]

 

 

LOL, if Shia agrees with me, I'm really, really Scared !

[jjkrkwood]

But there is another approach to insure your hire doesn't get out of bed before you......

 

 

http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0407m39lF1qfee17o1_500.jpg

[Kenny]

I've always understood 'rasher' to be a slice of bacon, although I see from the OED that 'thin' is part of the meaning. My local cafe in Canberra has 'Two eggs, poached fried or scrambled, with two rashers of bacon' on the breakfast menu.

I think rasher just means a serving or portion, so the amount depends on local custom/norms. One man's rasher is another man's "more bacon, please."

[marylander1940]

But there is another approach to insure your hire doesn't get out of bed before you......

 

 

http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0407m39lF1qfee17o1_500.jpg

 

Only tops can approach someone that way...

[bigvalboy]

But there is another approach to insure your hire doesn't get out of bed before you......

 

 

http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0407m39lF1qfee17o1_500.jpg

 

:D

[+ ArVaGuy]

Hiring is not "ownership", and unless parameters and guidelines were "clearly" established during the negotiations, the escorts behavior was normal and not out-of-line for common morning activites, and IMO there should be nothing to complain about here.

 

AMEN SISTER!!!

 

This was not out of line in the scope of morning activities. The guy needed some coffee and some down time. That's totally reasonable.

[Mikegaite]

It's possible that aforementioned escort:

 

A. Thought you were asleep and didn't want to wake you because you weren't feeling well and said escort wasn't in a rush to leave so wasn't going to cut into you playtime by letting you sleep and had no idea you had showered and were awake and were waiting for him

B. Understood that when you said you were going back to bed that he should follow but extenuating circumstances delayed him by five minutes, which is mostly his fault since said escort attempts to take enough immodium prior to overnights to regulate the movements of his excretory system such that he does not have to go to number 2 in front of his clients, but sometimes shit happens

C. Attempted to rectify the situation by staying on til 2 PM even though he arrived early the previous afternoon

D. Had negative body language during the last one percent of the appointment because he is weak in that area and needs to improve upon it

E. Apologized already but didn't apologize profusely enough at the time because he thought that moving faster toward the physical part of the encounter would ameliorate the bad blood that had developed and improve your mood and underscore that said escort was in no way rejecting you or not eager to pursue you once he knew you were ready.

F. didn't discuss the situation after the fact because he wanted to focus on the good things and not the bad things

G. Wrote the situation off as unlikely to repeat itself because there was a whole another elephant in the room when said escort arrived that required said escort to throw most traditional protocol out the window, such that said escort screwed things up slightly because he was in such unfamiliar territory with the elephant

H. Is sorry he didn't send a follow-up apology after the fact.

I. Really likes the OP

[bigvalboy]

It's possible that aforementioned escort:

 

A. Thought you were asleep and didn't want to wake you because you weren't feeling well and said escort wasn't in a rush to leave so wasn't going to cut into you playtime by letting you sleep and had no idea you had showered and were awake and were waiting for him

B. Understood that when you said you were going back to bed that he should follow but extenuating circumstances delayed him by five minutes, which is mostly his fault since said escort attempts to take enough immodium prior to overnights to regulate the movements of his excretory system such that he does not have to go to number 2 in front of his clients, but sometimes shit happens

C. Attempted to rectify the situation by staying on til 2 PM even though he arrived early the previous afternoon

D. Had negative body language during the last one percent of the appointment because he is weak in that area and needs to improve upon it

E. Apologized already but didn't apologize profusely enough at the time because he thought that moving faster toward the physical part of the encounter would ameliorate the bad blood that had developed and improve your mood and underscore that said escort was in no way rejecting you or not eager to pursue you once he knew you were ready.

F. didn't discuss the situation after the fact because he wanted to focus on the good things and not the bad things

G. Wrote the situation off as unlikely to repeat itself because there was a whole another elephant in the room when said escort arrived that required said escort to throw most traditional protocol out the window, such that said escort screwed things up slightly because he was in such unfamiliar territory with the elephant

H. Is sorry he didn't send a follow-up apology after the fact.

I. Really likes the OP

 

"Things that make you go Hmmmm"

http://33.media.tumblr.com/96749b5d0683e55235f7d2c56dfbc4e0/tumblr_inline_nnullhtAbc1shrb8p_500.gif

[jjkrkwood]

There is really TOO MUCH thought being put into this. I realize the OP laid out a bit of green for the encounter, but the hire did nothing wrong but wake up and get coffee while the client was in the shower. Is he not entitled to that ? I would be terribly offended if I were the hire and needed to ask "permission" to get out of bed for some morning coffee when the client was NOT even IN the bed.... If I were the hire, I wouldn't apologize, but then based on the demeanor of the OP, it could jeopardize future business for me, but it would be business I wouldn't want....

[mike carey]

"Things that make you go Hmmmm"

I suspect I had the same thoughts when I read that post!

[jjkrkwood]

I played with my Crystal Ball, and it told me (based on well planted clues) that Mr Gaite is probably the escort being discussed. However, I feel Mr Gaite is being way too kind here and accepting blame where there shouldn't have been any.... Of course this is probably one of those "you had to be there" situations, but based on what we know, the hire likes morning coffee, and the client likes morning showers. Next time perhaps take the coffee into the shower, but those scones will get Soggy !

 

 

http://www.skeptic.com/eskeptic/09-09-30images/psychic-crystal-ball.jpg

[jjkrkwood]

Hey Escort, next time, Take the coffee to Bed !

 

http://twohornyguys.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/gay_coffee_15.jpg

[Moondance]

There is really TOO MUCH thought being put into this...

That's probably true ... well, it's definitely true ... and yet, there are still some unanswered questions ...

 

1. Was the coffeemaker readied by the client the night before, the timer set to brew the morning joe, so that "said escort" was the innocent victim of waking up to the irresistible aroma of freshly brewed coffee?

 

2. And what about that newspaper? Was it old news? Or did "said escort" wander down the front walk in just his briefs to fetch that day's paper off the lawn? (In which case, who knows, perhaps the client's neighbors are newly impressed with his ability to attract such a hottie to spend the night.)

 

3. And finally, now that new details have started to emerge, are we going to learn more about "the elephant in the room"?

[jjkrkwood]

That's probably true ... well, it's definitely true ... and yet, there are still some unanswered questions ...

 

1. Was the coffeemaker readied by the client the night before, the timer set to brew the morning joe, so that "said escort" was the innocent victim of waking up to the irresistible aroma of freshly brewed coffee?

 

2. And what about that newspaper? Was it old news? Or did "said escort" wander down the front walk in just his briefs to fetch that day's paper off the lawn? (In which case, who knows, perhaps the client's neighbors are newly impressed with his ability to attract such a hottie to spend the night.)

 

3. And finally, now that new details have started to emerge, are we going to learn more about "the elephant in the room"?

 

 

http://cdn2.hubspot.net/hubfs/393007/elephantoldman.jpg

[Juan Vancouver]

Juan you are not funny. Try staying sincere and all knowing. It is more suited to you.

 

Dear Purplekow,

 

Even though I want to convince myself that your instructions are no doubt well intentioned, I have to do exactly what I have done with every single person (or societal norm) that has tried to control me or make me conform. I will say thank you, but I am not interested in your "advise". I am me, I will do me, thank you for your input.

 

It strikes me as interesting that you are not paying me, I am not on your clock and still you are trying to control me.

 

Now I see that your desire to control others is deeper than I first thought. You must have been really upset when things played differently than they were playing in your head.

 

That must have been very discombobulating.

 

May you only encounter men who are willing to play your fantasy verbatim, and may you always inform them of the step by step beforehand so that you never suffer this affront again.

[+ quoththeraven]

PK - One of the wisest things my father ever said is "I don't have ESP." Unless you had a very specific discussion the night before, when you took a shower and left the escort in the bed, you accepted the risk he'd wake up and find other things to do, like make coffee and read the newspaper, while you showered because you were behind a closed door, which is a universal signal for privacy, and it's impossible to have a conversation about what you want with the water running.

 

One could equally say if you wanted shower play that you should have waited to shower. Or left a note taped to his chest. Instead, you want him to guess?!!

 

Being disappointed is understandable if you wanted more companionship. Thinking the escort had anything to do with it or to apologize for is unreasonable. This is one of those cases where you take a deep breath and realize that you need to swallow your disappointment. If anything, your actions caused it.

[MikeyGMin]

It's possible that aforementioned escort:

 

A. Thought you were asleep and didn't want to wake you because you weren't feeling well and said escort wasn't in a rush to leave so wasn't going to cut into you playtime by letting you sleep and had no idea you had showered and were awake and were waiting for him

B. Understood that when you said you were going back to bed that he should follow but extenuating circumstances delayed him by five minutes, which is mostly his fault since said escort attempts to take enough immodium prior to overnights to regulate the movements of his excretory system such that he does not have to go to number 2 in front of his clients, but sometimes shit happens

C. Attempted to rectify the situation by staying on til 2 PM even though he arrived early the previous afternoon

D. Had negative body language during the last one percent of the appointment because he is weak in that area and needs to improve upon it

E. Apologized already but didn't apologize profusely enough at the time because he thought that moving faster toward the physical part of the encounter would ameliorate the bad blood that had developed and improve your mood and underscore that said escort was in no way rejecting you or not eager to pursue you once he knew you were ready.

F. didn't discuss the situation after the fact because he wanted to focus on the good things and not the bad things

G. Wrote the situation off as unlikely to repeat itself because there was a whole another elephant in the room when said escort arrived that required said escort to throw most traditional protocol out the window, such that said escort screwed things up slightly because he was in such unfamiliar territory with the elephant

H. Is sorry he didn't send a follow-up apology after the fact.

I. Really likes the OP

 

That is one of the sweetest, most sincere, and most politically adept things I have ever read on this board. Bravo!