Empty bed

[+ purplekow]

Recently, I hired an escort for an overnight at my home. After a pleasant evening, we both drifted off to sleep. In the morning, I headed to the master bath and left the door open while I took a quick shower and brush of the teeth.

I left the escort sleeping.

When I returned to bed, less than ten minutes later, the bed was empty. I assumed that the escort had headed to another bath to shower or clean up for the mornings activities. I returned to bed and waited. And waited. And waited. I headed to the other bath, no escort. I then headed to the kitchen to find the escort drinking coffee and reading the paper.

If he had called to me as I showered to let me know of his plans, I would not have cared. Returning to an empty bed and then to go on find him settled in at the breakfast table was irritating

I returned to the bed and eventually he did also. Even so, this took a sheen off a nice encounter.

Upon your return to the bedroom, what are your expectations from the escort you left sleeping?

[Battle]

Sounds eminently reasonable to me...

[+ honcho]

I don't mean to discount Purple's hurt feelings, but if I were in the escort's position, I could imagine

that the escort might have been not wanting to disturb Purple's shower, and then got distracted reading

the paper (while waiting for Purple to finish), and loosing all track of time ...

[+ glennnn]

Social intercourse of any kind can be difficult. Misunderstandings happen, but I would hope my overnight squeeze would join me in the shower upon awakening unless:

 

A. I had asked him not to.

B. The shower was too small.

Kow paid for an overnight, which I think includes some morning time.

[marylander1940]

Recently, I hired an escort for an overnight at my home. After a pleasant evening, we both drifted off to sleep. In the morning, I headed to the master bath and left the door open while I took a quick shower and brush of the teeth.

I left the escort sleeping.

When I returned to bed, less than ten minutes later, the bed was empty. I assumed that the escort had headed to another bath to shower or clean up for the mornings activities. I returned to bed and waited. And waited. And waited. I headed to the other bath, no escort. I then headed to the kitchen to find the escort drinking coffee and reading the paper.

If he had called to me as I showered to let me know of his plans, I would not have cared. Returning to an empty bed and then to go on find him settled in at the breakfast table was irritating

I returned to the bed and eventually he did also. Even so, this took a sheen off a nice encounter.

Upon your return to the bedroom, what are your expectations from the escort you left sleeping?

 

Irritating?

 

it was the morning, he didn't wake you up, you woke up and took a shower he went to the kitchen and prepare some coffee to wake up. What's irritating about it? You could have told him to brush his teeth after he finished his coffee and fool around with you again consider time wasn't up already.

 

I'm sorry but sometimes in your interactions with escorts you're too sensitive, I remember you posting about using Viagra but NOT using Viagra once and the escort didn't believe you were you weren't using Viagra THAT time and you got offended with the escort for that.

 

Irritating would have been finding the escort in another room having free sex with your 25 y/0 visiting nephew.

 

Thanks for sharing, but maybe your fantasy of shower sex wasn't fulfilled but it was the morning and he was having coffee.

 

Did you talk to him about it? Did you tell him about having sex in the morning when you hired him for an overnight? For me that's implied and we agree on this one, overnight means morning sex, but let's brush our teeth or no kissing.

[Irtwo]

I'm just impressed with the size of Purplekow's house; it must be huge that an escort could get misplaced in it.

[bigvalboy]

I'm just impressed with the size of Purplekow's house; it must be huge that an escort could get misplaced in it.

 

I once lost an escort in my house, but after searching for several hours, the maid found him in the east wing. Whew...disaster averted.

[jjkrkwood]

I once lost an escort in my house, but after searching for several hours, the maid found him in the east wing. Whew...disaster averted.

 

So it was the "far" end of your Double-wide ? I can see how the scort can get lost.

[bigvalboy]

So it was the "far" end of your Double-wide ? I can see how the scort can get lost.

 

LMAO...

[jjkrkwood]

LMAO...

 

But I already knew cause your maid posted it on Facebook... when she found him!

 

[+ purplekow]

The house is not big. I will reconsider my expectations. Thanks for the feedback.

[LivingnLA]

I wonder what I'd expect. I've never thought about an "overnight BFE." I don't count the criminal overnight last year. Lol!

 

I imagine if I woke up first, I'd probably suck him awake since that's one of my favorites, being woken by good head.

 

If he woke up while I was in the shower, going to make coffee seems reasonable to me so long as he makes a cup for me too. After all, isn't that what a boyfriend would do?

 

I guess it all comes down to what was discussed and leading up to the night before.

 

It's these kinds of "little things" that separate the professionals who are worth top dollar and those who aren't "always on point" in the services they provide. Having said that, unless the escort is a telepathic mutant, I'm unsure what my expectation as a client would be if we hadn't discussed our "morning after" when booking the overnight.

[+ nycman]

I then headed to the kitchen to find the escort drinking coffee and reading the paper.

 

I've had similar things happen on overnights.

 

Generally, I'm happy that the guy is comfortable enough around me to make himself at home.

 

Funny how two people can view the same event so differently.

 

Then again, if he was a lousy lay the night before....I might be more inclined to see it your way....

[marylander1940]

 

If he woke up while I was in the shower, going to make coffee seems reasonable to me so long as he makes a cup for me too. After all, isn't that what a boyfriend would do?

 

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http://66.media.tumblr.com/38363f16677196de185091b8e98a52f0/tumblr_inline_n5j0rpwYni1sfmc2x.gif

 

 

It's these kinds of "little things" that separate the professionals who are worth top dollar and those who aren't "always on point" in the services they provide. Having said that, unless the escort is a telepathic mutant, I'm unsure what my expectation as a client would be if we hadn't discussed our "morning after" when booking the overnight.

 

Exactly, this "little things" vary a lot according to who's hiring, but I understand the OP because at least to me and to you too (waking up giving head) morning sex is implied in an overnight.

 

Communication!

 

http://www.jennysmith.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/cg_cubs-communication.gif

 

Now, did the OP ever told him:

 

"now that you're done with coffee let's go back to the bedroom? Your time ain't up yet..."

[LivingnLA]

 

http://66.media.tumblr.com/38363f16677196de185091b8e98a52f0/tumblr_inline_n5j0rpwYni1sfmc2x.gif

 

 

 

Exactly, this "little things" vary a lot according to who's hiring, but I understand the OP because at least to me and to you too (waking up giving head) morning sex is implied in an overnight.

 

Communication!

 

http://www.jennysmith.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/cg_cubs-communication.gif

 

Now, did the OP ever told him:

 

"now that you're done with coffee let's go back to the bedroom? Your time ain't up yet..."

 

Great pics. Well, my assumption--"morning head"--was based on an assumed BFE experience. I have no idea what OP discussed with the escort. It's all about clear communication, professional standards and services, and making it all work.

[marylander1940]

Great pics. Well, my assumption--"morning head"--was based on an assumed BFE experience. I have no idea what OP discussed with the escort. It's all about clear communication, professional standards and services, and making it all work.

 

I agree with you and I'm on the morning head party too, unless the guy is uncut and should shower before, or he too ambien and needs a coffee to wake up.

 

Nobody knows what the OP discuss with the escort... but he got irritated.

[gezellig4u]

I would have been fine with this scenario. Not sure why it is an issue.

[LookingAround]

I would have been fine with this scenario. Not sure why it is an issue.

 

What gezellig said. It's a little like "dammit i paid for shower time now where the hell is he? Attention private!"

[+ ArVaGuy]

PK, I think you might be just a tad overly sensitive about this incident. The escort felt comfortable enough to make himself at home, have a cup of java, and read the paper while you were in the shower. Where's the harm in that?

 

In similar circumstances, instead of being irritated I would have made that young hunk breakfast. And I'm not talking corn flakes either, but a nice egg white and spinach frittata, a rasher of bacon, fruit salad, and some grits. (Yes, grits. I'm from the South y'all.) Then we'd have another romp in the sack before he needed to get ready to leave. Hell I may have needed a second shower, with him preferably, before he showered and shaved.

 

However, I will share a parallel incident that happened to me in my late 20s. Way back when I was 30 pounds lighter and had a midsection with rudimentary abdominals. I met a guy on a Saturday night at one of the gay dance clubs in DuPont Circle. He was damn hot and we went back to my place when the club closed at 2:00 AM. We tore the sheets up, this guy was one hell of a good fuck. Next morning, he's asleep but I hit the shower. Like you I was done in ten, fifteen, minutes at most.

 

Coming out of the shower, I discover he's gone. This was a studio apartment, there was no kitchen, or west wing, for him to get coffee and read a newspaper. I looked around and find my wallet on the floor, the cash was missing and so was my watch. He'd also scampered off with some of my clothes.

 

Fast forward to later that Sunday afternoon. I'm back at the same club, Badlands, which had an upstairs bar that was open for tea dance. (Those were the days. ). Well in walks the trick with a couple of his buddies. And he's wearing my clothes!! And my watch!

 

Fortunately, the manager was a friend (which means I never paid for drinks) and I pointed the guy out to him. The manager discretely called the police. The cops arrived and spoke to me about the situation. The guy is oblivious to the cops as he's playing pool. The cops confront the guy, he admits stealing my watch and clothes but not any cash. The DC cops make the guy give me the watch back AND my clothes he's wearing. Note, he had a backpack with him that held the clothes he'd worn the night before. The cops made him take the clothes off in front of the whole damn bar, the patrons where hooting and hollering.

 

No, I did not press charges as I got most of my stuff back. The cops gave me a bit of a lecture about picking people up in clubs. It could have ended up a lot worse. I learned a lesson that weekend. Use better judgement bringing tricks home from the bar. And make them take a shower with you the next morning before getting rid of them. Oh, and hide the valuables and good clothes before you go out clubbing.

 

So was an empty bed with an escort drinking coffee and reading the newspaper in the kitchen really all that bad after all?

[YoungAD]

I must admit this thread leaves me somewhat baffled, as it has been widely discussed that clients desire a sense of authenticity from the escorts they hire, especially for overnight or longer appointments.

 

The escort in question seemed to be comfortable and in no rush to leave. I am not sure what the problem or irritating behavior is here.

[Rudynate]

a rasher of bacon,

 

What, exactly, is a "rasher of bacon?" You read it in books, hear it in movies, but, what is it? A couple strips?

[+ ArVaGuy]

What, exactly, is a "rasher of bacon?" You read it in books, hear it in movies, but, what is it? A couple strips?

 

Ive always understood it to mean three or four slices of bacon.

 

http://www.culinarylore.com/food-history:what-is-a-rasher-of-bacon

[seaboy4hire]

Hmmm if I am in someones house that I am new to, I wouldnt feel comfortable just helping myself to the kitchen or their morning paper. But thats me. Did he at least offer you a cup of coffee Mr. Kow?

 

Hugs,

Greg

[Juan Vancouver]

Shame! How dare he not read your mind and know exactly what position you had wish to find him upon your return! How dare he be a human being! How very dare he (pretty please!) not know exactly how your fantasy is playing out in your head!

 

Escorts! Fucking useless!

 

I hope you cut his rate in half.

[+ KinkyNEguy]

A couple of thoughts come to mind reading this.

 

We are so accustomed to expecting "bad actors" people who either shirk their responsibilities or do us harm. It is sad. I am very much predisposed to this mindset sadly. Yet here is a relatively nice ending. The guy is human, probably needs his coffee like me! It probably does not take a lot to get back to the bedroom in this situation. Plus I probably get a cuppa too!

 

In line with the "bad actors" mentioned above, and thinking of ArVaGuy's story (with the events in MN and LA); it is amazing how often a lot of cops just try to make things right 'in situ'...in-spite of the terrible unforgivable behavior of a few....there is a greater depth...and one that give me hope. In both scenes.