BIG DICK Cheney

[Guest ncm2169]

*This is NOT political*

 

From Milwaukee Magazine, December 2004:

 

Overexposed

 

A Journal Sentinel photo of Dick Cheney is unexpectedly revealing. by peter robertson

 

Joining Vice President Dick Cheney’s motorcade in Green Bay, Milwaukee Journal Sentinel photographer Dale Guldan hoped to capture a unique image during an otherwise scripted campaign visit in September.

 

Did he ever.

 

Jumping on and off the press bus, Guldan says he took dozens of pictures at well-orchestrated photo opportunities.

 

On the way to Milwaukee, however, former Green Bay Packers quarterback Bart Starr convinced Cheney to make an unscheduled stop in Glendale to visit local favorite Kopp’s Frozen Custard, according to New York Times reporter Rick Lyman.

 

When Cheney ordered a decaf coffee and sat on a concrete ledge outside, Kopp’s manager Scott Borkin graciously brought him a sample of frozen custard. “The guy came all the way from the White House,” Borkin says. “He’s got to try our custard.”

 

The normally serious Cheney flashed a winning smile for Borkin, and Guldan snapped an attention-grabbing photo that would later be chosen for the front page of the paper’s September 11 Metro section.

 

Guldan got a call from a reader the next day. “Did you notice anything unusual about that picture?” the reader asked.

 

Upon closer inspection, it seems the vice president’s smile was not his biggest, ahem, asset. Is that what we think it is?

 

“You’re not imagining it,” Guldan says of the unintentionally revealing photo.

 

Let’s just say the snugness of Cheney’s pants left little to the imagination, and we’re not talking about his waistline.

 

One Journal Sentinel reader pointed out the blooper in an e-mail to WKLH-FM radio hosts Dave Luczak, Carole Caine and Kevin Brandt, who had a hoot talking about it during their popular morning show.

 

“It’s nice to have someone of that magnitude in the White House,” Brandt joked.

 

“He’s got a porn career right there,” Caine snickered.

 

“Now we know where his unmitigated confidence comes from,” Luczak quipped.

 

We’ve seen the photo, and it’s hard not to notice something so, well, unmistakable.

 

Guldan explains that he took between 100 and 200 photographs that day with a digital camera, chose six to eight images for possible publication and didn’t notice anything odd in the Kopp’s image because Cheney sat in the shadows. Incredibly, a “dozen or so” editors saw the photo before publication and nobody raised a red flag, he says.

 

“I got a chuckle out of it when I noticed it, too. If I had noticed it sooner, I would have cropped it,” Guldan says, referring, of course, to the standard practice of trimming a photo without altering its accuracy. “I wasn’t out to put him in a negative light.”

 

While such a portrait of the VP is clearly inappropriate, it’s also a harmless mistake and could be seen as rather – dare we say – flattering. Just ask WKLH’s Caine, who dug through her recycling to find the photo.

 

“It’s like a scud missile, for crying out loud,” Caine said.

 

Want to see the picture for yourself? Catch it while you can at your public library’s periodical desk because chagrined Journal Sentinel officials are not in a sharing mood.

 

The paper denied our request to reprint the copyrighted photo, saying it had decided not to release the image to the public.

 

You won’t find it on jsonline.com, though there are photos of every other Cheney campaign trip to Wisconsin since April. Matt Stanton, jsonline design editor, promised to look into this curious omission, and that was the last we heard from him.

 

Meanwhile, Mark Hoffman, deputy photo editor, suggested we try the paper’s Photo Sales Service. Don’t bother. To check its availability, we ordered and paid for a color copy of the Cheney photo, only to get a call the next day voiding the deal.

 

Journal Sentinel: “That photograph is not for sale.” :+

[HooBoy]

Historically, I think it is rumored that Napolean and Adoplh Hitler were not endowed as opposed to other great world leaders.

 

Good for Cheney! And the Bush family most likely has a great set of jewels.

 

The Kerry family has balls, too, but they are named HEINZ!! (just kidding, kids....lol):+ :+ :+

[Rick Munroe]

>And the Bush family most likely has a great

>set of jewels.

 

Probably stolen, too.

[Guest jeffOH]

http://webpages.charter.net/micah/dicksbulge.jpg

[Candyman]

WHAT DO YOU THINK HE BEING FUCKING THE WORLD WITH!!!!

You can bet the Georgie boy just loves those secret meetings }(

[+ Charlie]

Looks like he's been using the pump.

[Lankypeters]

Uggh! This would be the equivalent of the kind of electro-shock they used to administer to gays to "cure" them of having the hots for men. So called therapists would project images of hot guys and then jolt their patients with electricity. I think if I saw a picture of Dick Cheney's schlong, I might get the hots for Mary Cheney.

 

During the 2000 presidential campaign, someone photographed Al Gore on a platform somewhere when little Al was asserting itself, turning into big Al. I wouldn't mind seeing that. Then there are the shots of John Edwards in high school football gear. He had to be hung, even if he did play tight end.

 

Lankypeters

[+ deej]

Welcome back, stranger. Where ya been lately?

[Guest jeffOH]

>Welcome back, stranger.

 

Thanks deej! :-)

 

>Where ya been lately?

 

I check in here every day. Just haven't had much to say the past few months I guess.

[Guest showme43]

you guys sure it's not a colostomy bag? x(

[Rick Munroe]

Then there's Howard Dean, the only one with balls.

 

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