19 Reasons Middle-Age Gay Men Need to Get Over Their Midlife Crises

[samhexum]

[+ friendofsheila]

"19 Reasons Middle-Age Gay Men Need to Get Over Their Midlife Crises"

 

As if straight men don't have mid-life crises???

[+ WmClarke]

As if straight men don't have mid-life crises???

Yes, ‘tis a silly article. That’s why I said,

Myself, I'm not having a crisis. I'm having a party. Wanna come?

[+ Funguy]

We are getting awfully DEEP here.

I'm 67, it's sunny, not a cloud in the sky, I've got my health, and I'm looking forward to all that life has to offer!

 

In other words, grab life by the balls and enjoy.

 

Today, after noting a like by @WmClarke, I came face to face with a 2 year old post by none other than myself.

Boy, how things can change!

But, still, grab life by the balls and enjoy!

[+ sniper]

I'd say 50 isn't yet old. 0-30 is young, 30-60 is middle aged, 60-90+ is old.

[jcmiami1]

I was expecting to be middle aged and gay so much worse but - guess what - I’m getting called “daddy” a lot and hit on by guys 1/2 my age or less BTW I had a red sports car at 25 hahahahaha

[jcmiami1]

I was expecting to be middle aged and gay so much worse but - guess what - I’m getting called “daddy” a lot and hit on by guys 1/2 my age or less BTW I had a red sports car at 25 hahahahaha

[Mo Mason]

I was expecting to be middle aged and gay so much worse but - guess what - I’m getting called “daddy” a lot and hit on by guys 1/2 my age or less BTW I had a red sports car at 25 hahahahaha

 

Lucky.

I wish guys half my age would hit on me and call me daddy.

[jcmiami1]

I’m still shocked by it...lol...and I’m no muscle daddy porn model looking guy at all...maybe it’s my lack of wrinkles hmmm hahahahaha

[+ sniper]

I’m still shocked by it...lol...and I’m no muscle daddy porn model looking guy at all...maybe it’s my lack of wrinkles hmmm hahahahaha

I tell people my extra 80 lbs is better than Botox.

[+ Funguy]

Well - I don't give a damn!

I get called Daddy and I love it! And I have a sporty convertible to boot! (almost every car for the past 50 years!) My first car was a 1968 GTO convertible, new, and I still wish I had that car. VROOM!

[jcmiami1]

On another note...George Clooney is the ultimate daddy, recent pics prove it ;)

[caliguy]

I tell people my extra 80 lbs is better than Botox.

Ain't that the truth. I see guys at my gym trying to hold onto that 6 pack abs. Unfortunately it takes fat out of the face as well. Fat literally is the fountain of youth.

[samhexum]

Aren't men supposed to go to seed in middle age?

 

Talk about a transformation.

 

Former NBA star Mike Bibby looks nothing like his previous self, as he showed off his noticeably bigger physique on Instagram on Thursday.

 

Bibby, who can be seen with his son, Mike Jr., in the photo, is almost unrecognizable from the leaner figure he cut in his playing days, which ended with the Knicks in 2012.

 

The guard captioned the post, “Light Workout With My Son,” who plays for the Appalachian State basketball team.

 

And the internet lost it.

 

Gabrielle Union, in reference to husband Dwyane Wade

during a 2012 playoff game, tweeted, “Hey @DwyaneWade I betchu wouldn’t chuck this Mike Bibby’s shoe during a game.”

 

The official Twitter account of the Kings, whom Bibby played for from 2001-8, said, “On a scale of 1-10, how JACKED is Mike Bibby.”

 

He’s probably close to a 10.

 

Bibby played 14 years as a reliable point guard, predominantly with the then-Vancouver Grizzlies, Sacramento and Atlanta.

 

Mike Bibby in 2012 with the Knicks

 

[+ friendofsheila]

I tell people my extra 80 lbs is better than Botox.

Didn't Zsa Zsa Gabor once say that, as we age, we can keep our face or our figure?

[Walker1]

Also we must remember we live in good times. The average life expectancy in 1900 in our dear country was 47 for white men and 33 for black men!

Edited June 17, 2018 by Walker1

[samhexum]

Oh to be young again.

 

I have seen spring’s awakening

And basked in summer’s sun

I have watched in awe

As autumn’s colors softly sprung

Now that winter’s here

Amid the softly falling snow

I mourn for the beauty

That was lost so long ago.

 

Oh sweet bird of youth

You lavished me with your love

Whispering sweet nothings

Under twinkling stars above

You led me to believe

I’d spend eternity with you

Then without a warning

You disappeared from view!

 

Down through the years

I have searched for you in vain

All I have are memories

Of you that remain

Now, most of my songs

Have been sung

But I cling to the melody

Of when we were young