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Izaak Apprentice

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I'd text back, "Then go fuck your mother."

Oh I told an escort something similar to that once over the phone :cool:.. Hearing his reaction was PRICELESS!

LADoug1 Mentor

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Ok, I give up. Just what the hell is a "3-fingered selfie"? :confused:

 

I have looked this up on Urban Dictionary and Wikipedia but I'm still not grasping the concept. Someone please explain, thanks.

You're not alone. I too needed an explanation.

humboldt Enthusiast

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Send a malformed jpeg that crashes their phone ( because if you're going to waste my time I might as well waste yours ).

 

That's a joke, right? Sometimes it's difficult to tell in this type of setting.

jojo Proficient

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The few requests I've gotten get the automatic response to check my social media feeds ( with links ) for additional photos. Normally that solves everything. But on the very very rare chance someone acts stupid or insists on it being sent to them via text, I do the following:

  1. Take the time to enable Google Hangouts.
  2. Migrate my phone number from Google Voice over to Google Hangouts ( because Google Voice doesn't handle photos ).
  3. Send a malformed jpeg that crashes their phone ( because if you're going to waste my time I might as well waste yours ).
  4. Migrate my phone number back to Google Voice.
  5. Never hear from them again.

I've only had to do that once fortunately.

 

Well, I know who I will not hire.

marylander1940 Grand Master

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The few requests I've gotten get the automatic response to check my social media feeds ( with links ) for additional photos. Normally that solves everything. But on the very very rare chance someone acts stupid or insists on it being sent to them via text, I do the following:

  1. Take the time to enable Google Hangouts.
  2. Migrate my phone number from Google Voice over to Google Hangouts ( because Google Voice doesn't handle photos ).
  3. Send a malformed jpeg that crashes their phone ( because if you're going to waste my time I might as well waste yours ).
  4. Migrate my phone number back to Google Voice.
  5. Never hear from them again.

I've only had to do that once fortunately.

 

I would simply don't reply to them, or tell them you (Kurtis) are a certified very hot guy and you don't have time for this.

Fyton Community Regular

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1. "I am discreet"

2. "I am on the DL"

3. "My phone doesn't take pictures"

4. "My pictures are current, there is no need for further"

5. "F*^$ you"

6. No response after request is sent.

 

Any others???

I have often gotten, "I have already done a lot of work, I'm not doing this. Sorry." But today I got a new one: :I'm going to be doing you doggy style, so what do you care what I look like?

nynakedtop Grand Master

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how terrible, did you go on with the session anyways or did u kick his fake booty out the door :eek:

 

The deception was so obvious and the guy so pathetic that he could tell that I knew I had been deceived.

 

Strange thing was that I felt more compassion than anger. I guess that's just who I am.

 

But not enough compassion to allow the meet up to continue, hehe.

GBoi Community Regular

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Haha, just don't be stubborn. Keep in mind a lot of advertisers use Google Voice which does not allow you to send photos. So when we provide a very easy alternative to locating our photos, don't fire back saying that's not good enough requesting 20 very specific poses. Easy way to get on the circulating blacklist.

 

You can send pics using google voice if you use the associated gmail account and paste a pic into an email reply to the SMS thread. Works pretty seamlessly.

jojo Proficient

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When I originally tested out that feature it didn't work, Google Voice just didn't bother sending the message at all if it had an attachment. Trying it out now, it partially works. The image will get sent but will come from something like "3sqt-vwsuaborvtttressjuzvtjnj.le534.6ee1b4.9ec@grandcentral.bounces.google.com". Because it comes from a random bounce address, I consider it non-functioning still.

 

Obviously you like to be in control. Or put another way, it is my way or the highway! To each his own.

marylander1940 Grand Master

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I've been noticing lately that some escort ads (I'm thinking of Rentmen in particular but I don't think it's limited to that) contain an extraordinarily large number of photos of the escort in question. I'm not talking about ten or fifteen photos. I'm talking about forty or fifty. I'm not exactly sure what I'm reacting to here but I find this plenitude vaguely disquieting. For one thing, it seems that too many photos actually make the escort seem less attractive. If so, this is literally a case of overexposure. Why so many photos? Whatever happened to the idea -- common in the history of art -- that less is more? That concept has always been true of erotic art. But apparently not of escort ads.

 

I agree with you!

 

Hopefully one of those pictures is a 3 fingered-selfie to please some folks on here!

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RSully94 Enthusiast

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An escort actually requested a pic today from me to show that I was legitly interested in hiring him. I actually took awhile to respond because I had to figure out some things, both financial and where to meet up. So I texted him back when I was ready and he actually sent a pic of himself back, looking the same as the guy in the ad. And things worked out just fine today.

 

So it's funny that I happen to find this thread.

Tuffpie Enthusiast

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In the past I've not asked for a verifying photo mostly because I'm super cautious and only hire folks who are mentioned positively here. I'm talking to one guy in Montreal (samkinky) who is new to the business and not reviewed, so I may do this. Rentmen says he's verified but I'd like a little more insurance.

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