Is Your Beach Body Ready ?

[jjkrkwood]

Summer is approaching, and that often means Beach.... Some of us may not be Beach-ready ?

 

Are you doing anything special to get Ready for the Beach ? (or don't you give 2 Fucks and will go As-is ?)

 

 

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[Epigonos]

At my age ain't no way to get beach ready without a time machine.

[+ poolboy48220]

No more ready than past years. I thought twice-daily walking the dog might help. No such luck.

[jjkrkwood]

No more ready than past years. I thought twice-daily walking the dog might help. No such luck.

 

 

Well you're a poolboy, so you are probably in pretty good Shape ?

[+ poolboy48220]

nah. I just like swimming.

[+ nycman]

Diet and Cardio bitches!

 

Can't say I enjoy it....but I enjoy the results!

 

Btw...I've always said you can't out cardio your diet. Meaning cardio alone will

NEVER lead to significant weight loss. You must control your diet. I only do

cardio when I'm dieting so I can FEEL how painful it is work off that

500 calorie muffin I'm craving....pretty much kills the urge every time.

[jjkrkwood]

Diet and Cardio bitches!

 

Can't say I enjoy it....but I enjoy the results!

 

Btw...I've always said you can't out cardio your diet. Meaning cardio alone will

NEVER lead to significant weight loss. You must control your diet. I only do

cardio when I'm dieting so I can FEEL how painful it is work off that

500 calorie muffin I'm craving....pretty much kills the urge every time.

 

That's why I will usually substitute 2 hot buns for the muffin... Less calories , way more satisfying, and it doesn't disappear.

 

 

AND, they come in ALL Flavors

 

[jjkrkwood]

It takes a "special body" to be truly ready to get Sand up it's Ass.....

 

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[jjkrkwood]

I'm READY Bitches !

 

[Brian Kevin]

I will go to The beach, the pool wherever-- my little belly, thick thighs, curves and all (including a huge bugle). I look great in a bathing suit, those thong things aren't for me, I'm at my best in a jock strap . I don't look good sun burnt, so please JJ be a dead and rub that bacon grease on my back in those hard to reach areas.

 

Here's to me evacuating Cleveland for the kick off of CLAW. The meth parties are starting on grindr and adam4adam. Everyone tread lightly in Cleveland! The jump out boys ( local Cleveland robbers/gangs) will be patrolling Ohio city and the lower west side. Don't travel alone!

[Brian Kevin]

You might even be able to catch me in my JOCK tonight at flex just to flaunt and pass out some business cards. I will not go upstairs, I'm a pool and hot tub kinda guy that knows a upscale hotel around the corner

[jjkrkwood]

You might even be able to catch me in my JOCK tonight at flex just to flaunt and pass out some business cards. I will not go upstairs, I'm a pool and hot tub kinda guy that knows a upscale hotel around the corner

 

 

And where will you be storing those business cards until you hand them out ? I hope you can clench your butt-cheeks real tight ? And of course I will rub lotion on you....Maybe we can just TRADE services ?

[+ friendofsheila]

I look great in a bathing suit, those thong things aren't for me, I'm at my best in a jock strap .

 

But if you wear a thong, you can get tips!

[+ friendofsheila]

All of that work never seemed to pay off for me. But then, I never went to the beach, only to the pool at the gym.

[AdamSmith]

Maybe my Golgi body...

 

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[Bearofdistinction]

Fat

Summer is approaching, and that often means Beach.... Some of us may not be Beach-ready ?

 

Are you doing anything special to get Ready for the Beach ? (or don't you give 2 Fucks and will go As-is ?)

 

 

http://thegaypassport.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/White-Party-Bangkok-Gay-boy-Party.jpg

 

http://www.advocate.com/sites/advocate.com/files/2015/09/28/001gaydaysanaheim.jpg

 

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You know after you spend a couple of weeks in the hospital and having multiple surgical procedures you kind of lose your modesty

and are just happy to be around and all your parts functioning

 

-- I will go to the pool/beach in all my flabulicness - and hire one of the lovely men in the top picture to redirect the attention from me - to DAMN how did that fat old bear get that HOT Boy!!

[gallahadesquire]

Fat

 

 

You know after you spend a couple of weeks in the hospital and having multiple surgical procedures you kind of lose your modesty

and are just happy to be around and all your parts functioning

 

-- I will go to the pool/beach in all my flabulicness - and hire one of the lovely men in the top picture to redirect the attention from me - to DAMN how did that fat old bear get that HOT Boy!!

 

I spent 3 1/2 months in hospital / rehab. Lost 40 pounds. Gained sixty when I got out.

[inheat75]

Summer is approaching, and that often means Beach.... Some of us may not be Beach-ready ?

 

Are you doing anything special to get Ready for the Beach ? (or don't you give 2 Fucks and will go As-is ?)

 

 

I've learned to accept that my body is never going to be Beach-ready. So I will go as is

[+ FreshFluff]

Not ready to choose yet.

 

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[jjkrkwood]

Not ready to choose yet.

 

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Hmmm, that might explain why a lot of older men become BOTTOM ?

[+ Funguy]

No more ready than past years. I thought twice-daily walking the dog might help. No such luck.

Should have been: "twice-daily the dog walking me..." There's your power-walk!

[whipped guy]

Should have been: "twice-daily the dog walking me..." There's your power-walk!

Yep, that's the way it works in my neighborhood! The dog always seems to be calling the shots!

[+ Funguy]

Oh, you dog!

[klifhangar]

Ha, I am conscious of the approaching summer. I was always quite a gym rat and stepped out during my divorce. I go sporadically but am hitting it hard again. I can usually tune up in a couple of months but I am 50 now so.... we'll see.

[+ Lance_Navarro]

I don't need a 6 pack to be beach ready. My body is beautiful just the way it is, and I would hope more people would love themselves and the body they reside in rather than compare themselves to others.