Bizarre Orlando Question

[Kuriousity]

I have started listening to a podcast called "The DIS Unplugged", which focuses on Walt Disney World. I was listening to an episode where the hosts were debating pros & cons of staying in the on-property hotels at WDW. It got me wondering....do escorts in the Orlando area meet up with bookers on-property there? Say, for example, a booker is staying at The Grand Floridian (which means that guy most likely sneezes $20s), sees a tasty bit on RentMen & places an order. Is the desired escort able to access the property to keep the booking? I'm not attempting to get into gory details, but I was curious how something like that environment would affect an appointment.....

[geminibear]

Last summer I attended a conference at an upscale Disney Property. While not the Grand Floridian, I had 2 different companions visit me both for extended overnights and there were no problems with access or anything else.

[Kuriousity]

Oh I just had a funny thought---banging a muscle guy escort in a Disney themed room......I know some of the properties do go the theme route.....banging ass in an "Under the Sea" motif....

[mattr]

Last time I was at Disney in Orlando (about 10 years ago) I was at one of those "character" dinners and "Prince Charming" was there. Damn was he hot and he had the most amazing ass in his white tights! I would def bang that.

[geminibear]

Oh I just had a funny thought---banging a muscle guy escort in a Disney themed room......I know some of the properties do go the theme route.....banging ass in an "Under the Sea" motif....

 

[jgoo]

Almost always stay on property at a Disney hotel and have probably had about a half dozen escorts visit me without problem (and no, not at one time...although the thought has crossed my mind).

[+ Keith30309]

Almost always stay on property at a Disney hotel and have probably had about a half dozen escorts visit me without problem (and no, not at one time...although the thought has crossed my mind).

 

"Hello? Room service? I need three bottles of Dewers, a bucket of vanilla ice cream and 17 jars of mayonnaise to the seven dwarves suite please "

[Kuriousity]

Holy shit.....it is $569 a night to stay at The Grand Floridian for the cheap rooms. For that price, the room better come with a personalized diamond-encrusted base dildo....

[AdamSmith]

Escorts I've hired have never had any problem getting to the Swan and Dolphin (their real names though) properties there. Too many bidness conferences have dragged me there time and again.

[geminibear]

"Hello? Room service? I need three bottles of Dewers, a bucket of vanilla ice cream and 17 jars of mayonnaise to the seven dwarves suite please "

[gallahadesquire]

I stay at the Old Key West resort, and have had gentlemen callers for fifteen years. Never a problem ... well, with them coming in. A couple of the escorts were duds.

[Kuriousity]

I stay at the Old Key West resort, and have had gentlemen callers for fifteen years. Never a problem ... well, with them coming in. A couple of the escorts were duds.

 

I don't see the original question. Was it deleted?

 

I looked at photos of OKW--it looks rather pretty....

[Nvr2Thick]

When I stayed at the Animal Kingdom Lodge Orlando escort Big Maxx had no problem meeting me at my room. A few days later I took a cab to meet up with a Craigslist hookup (not an escort) who was able to drive me back to the lodge. I was surprised at how easy it was for him to get onto the property and park as a guest.

[gallahadesquire]

I looked at photos of OKW--it looks rather pretty....

 

It was the original "Disney Vacation Club" which I joined in 1992. The two bedroom unit is over 1,000 square feet. Full kitchen.

The three bedroom covers two floors and had a 35" TV in 1993!

 

Subsequent Disney resorts are much smaller. They learned their lesson at Old Key West.

[gallahadesquire]

I am mildly disabled. Although I can walk pretty well, standing kills me. [Knee replacement pending].

 

Old Key West is due east of Epcot, and north of the Disney Marketplace, a.k.a. Disney Springs. I took the Ferry from OKW to the Marketplace, and tooled around for awhile.

 

When I was done, I went through Saratoga Springs and past the Treehouse Villas, then down the road, and got to the gate for OKW. I stopped for the guard.

"Do you need to see my ID, Sir?" I asked him.

"You've made my day. I thought I had seen everything here, but never someone on an ECV. C'mon in! And Welcome Home!" [they always say "Welcome Home"]

 

I then toured the golf course and headed on home.

[+ purplekow]

Last summer I attended a conference at an upscale Disney Property. While not the Grand Floridian, I had 2 different companions visit me both for extended overnights and there were no problems with access or anything else.

The Swan?

[gallahadesquire]

The Swan?

 

And the Dolphin. Two hotels at Epcot.

[LADoug1]

Oh I just had a funny thought---banging a muscle guy escort in a Disney themed room......I know some of the properties do go the theme route.....banging ass in an "Under the Sea" motif....

What a f---ing nightmare!

[Hudson Hawke]

Ok so here is the response from the token Orlando resident.

 

Meeting up with clients is never an issue for me. In fact it's kind of nice to meet up in a themed hotel. Kind of makes you feel you are on vacation as well.

 

In fact tonight I'm meeting up with a client at a Disney hotel (two hours). If there is a guard house I do my research ahead of time and kindly ask the client for his name. This is very rare.

 

If my clients stay on property I take advantage of that. Plenty of themed places to eat, Beautiful grounds, and great free entertainment. A true getaway for my client and I to dive deep into our experience.

[Mack]

I'm sure the Grand Floridian is, well, quite grand but it's a lot more fun to fuck in a sweaty, sleazy motel room.

[JamahlBrandon]

I'm now somewhat equidistant to Orlando as I was to Las Vegas. All I know is, compared to Las Vegas...Orlando hotels in general arent as easily accessible as the casino hotels of Las Vegas. You can pretty much walk right up to them.

 

My pet peeve about Orlando hotels are paying for parking/tolls is nearly unavoidable. In the past I didn't get much requests to meet at hotels. But on my last trip, i went to Disney Hilton and the Rosen center, the same day. $18 and $15, and there was no hourly option or street parking. My outcalls generally don't include parking costs.

[Nvr2Thick]

My pet peeve about Orlando hotels are paying for parking/tolls is nearly unavoidable. In the past I didn't get much requests to meet at hotels. But on my last trip, i went to Disney Hilton and the Rosen center, the same day. $18 and $15, and there was no hourly option or street parking. My outcalls generally don't include parking costs.

 

When I stayed at Rosen Shingle Creek my second guest, a masseur, brought up the cost of parking. I should have known about it, but I had arrived by airport taxi. I gladly paid the masseur for parking above and beyond his rate and his tip. When I made escort arrangements with my third guest I proactively mentioned that I would cover the parking fee. My fourth guest was a return visit from the first escort, who had not mentioned parking during the prior appointment. When I tried to compensate him for parking for both visits he laughed and said, "I never pay for parking; you just have to know how to ask. The bell captain let me leave my car in a VIP spot up front." This escort was, however, extremely charismatic.

[calrichmond]

Oh I just had a funny thought---banging a muscle guy escort in a Disney themed room......I know some of the properties do go the theme route.....banging ass in an "Under the Sea" motif....

I must confess, having sex with an escort in a Disney themed room is really erotic for me. However, I have often fantasized about banging a muscle bound escort inside the park.

[mike carey]

I rather hope that I can focus on the man I'm with rather than the room I'm in. That may be just me, though.

[Kuriousity]

When I stayed at Rosen Shingle Creek my second guest, a masseur, brought up the cost of parking. I should have known about it, but I had arrived by airport taxi. I gladly paid the masseur for parking above and beyond his rate and his tip. When I made escort arrangements with my third guest I proactively mentioned that I would cover the parking fee. My fourth guest was a return visit from the first escort, who had not mentioned parking during the prior appointment. When I tried to compensate him for parking for both visits he laughed and said, "I never pay for parking; you just have to know how to ask. The bell captain let me leave my car in a VIP spot up front." This escort was, however, extremely charismatic.

 

Survey says "He banged the bell captain". I may not have ever been to WDW, but I do know enough about the place to know you cannot swing a dead skunk without hitting a Friend of Dorothy....