All aboard!?

[Andrew]

I'll be aboard the Crystal Symphony . What do you think, is there staff rent-ables on a cruise ship?

[+ nycman]

Ok...first...the avitar from The Wall 1990 concert in Berlin.....there's more to that story.....and I want to know it....

 

On cruise ships...I've been on more than I care to remember....NEVER really hooked up with a staff member.....

not that I didn't try....but for the most part I would classify them as TERRIFIED that they will get caught.

 

Every inch of every cruise ship today is on camera. If they get caught as much as ONE foot outside their

"area" they will get dumped at the next port of call...seriously. Nothing kills a boner like the threat of being

dumped off a cruise ship in some crappy 3rd world country.

 

Ok, so a few times I managed a few quick "rendezvous" with the staff...usually the show performers.

They tend to be given more latitude in their movements in the "public" areas...but not much.

They will know EXACTLY where the cameras are and are not. It's kind of exciting...but not really.

Just be prepared to fuck in some random small bathroom behind the Casino that no one else even knows exists.

 

And they will NEVER come anywhere NEAR your room.....well except for that ONE time when I

left something in the massage room and the hot masseuse came to my room to return it....even then...

he made sure I understood that they EXPECTED him back in TEN MINUTES....we made it work...grin

 

So that's my experience....YMMV!

[seaboy4hire]

I've never been on a cruise but I have worked for a large hotel. Number 1 rule was it was FORBIDDEN to have sexual relations with a guest while they stayed at the hotel. If one did and it was found out no questions you lost your job. I would advice not tryingto hookup with the cruise ship. This isn't the 1980s love boat series.

 

Hugs,

Greg