Do you "choke the chicken" when visiting family?

[+ Truereview]

Well done, @geminibear! I've had this conversation with friends on more than one occasion - you'd be surprised how many do! They get off on it -- not just in their old bedrooms, on pullouts and showers as well. When I moved out, my room was quickly commandeered by my father and it became "Dad's Room" or "The Study" thereafter. Since he passed, my mother has turned it into her "TV room" - don't ask me, I don't get it either. I've never seen or heard her say she was watching anything in there. So between the two re-do's there's nary a trace of BBD in my old wanking, I mean bedroom.

 

I will share an experience from many moons ago, when I was younger with my f-buddy that kind of fits here. We were in Miami but for some reason, were staying a night at his parents (I don't recall why??). Anyway, we were sharing his room, his bed that night. I'm just going to drift off and I feel him - I look over and he's chocking the chicken - he sees I'm awake and now he's all over me wanting to do "it" - I was like "your parents are on the other side of that wall! are you crazy!" He said that's what made it hot! Needless to say, I relented - and it was hot.

 

So, a little bed play with a crazy horny Latino with his parents on the other side of the wall was the closest I've gotten to wanking in a childhood bedroom. Ah well, there are worse things I suppose...lol

Those Latinos..they are such a bad influence....poor li'l BBD having to "relent..." I feel for you, boo boo.

[BtmBearDad]

Those Latinos..they are such a bad influence....poor li'l BBD having to "relent..." I feel for you, boo boo.

 

Horrible influences, I tell ya'! It was after all, his home, I was his guest - what was a BBD to do but relent? Its only good manners. I was traumatized!

[RussJohnson]

I choke the chicken basically everywhere like @purplekow no lube required, family being in the next room wont stop me!

[MrMiniver]

Before or after the chicken has been cooked?

[MrMiniver]

Yes, I jacked off every time I visited my parents.

 

 

 

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"Yes, I jacked off every time I visited my parents."

I suspect you didn't mean that quite the way it sounded

[geminibear]

Before or after the chicken has been cooked?

[curiousnomore]

Of course I do!

[rvwnsd]

"Yes, I jacked off every time I visited my parents."

I suspect you didn't mean that quite the way it sounded

Oh, no, you see I get aroused by dated furniture and the "Early Souvenir Shop" school of home decor.

 

But seriously, you are right. That isn't how I intended to say that.

[Guy Fawkes]

No, I played with the cousin; and he played with me.

 

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While visiting my parents at my childhood home this Holiday season, staying in the childhood bedroom, which in my youth was the scene of unimaginable "chicken chocking", "monkey spanking", "baloney boffing"(you get the idea:rolleyes:). Anyway I had the urge to recreate those fond pleasures of youth late on Christmas night. Of course Catholic guilt set in along with the sound of coyotes howling, the wind blowing the roof off, the raised voices of my dad and brothers still drinking and arguing downstairs eventually killed the mood.

 

So my question is to those of you that are lucky enough to still visit your parents(family) on the holidays, have you ever masturbated during the visit?