Shit comes out when you are fucking a bottom

[+ lookingforfunny]

I have a wonderful connection with a lovely, very sexy guy in NYC. We're friends on many levels, and I top him as often as possible. To be clear, I'm not into scat, but we've made the douching process part of our extended foreplay -- I think that the very intimate and personal of the process has made it into an incredibly bonding and sensual experience for us both. We are both rock hard throughout, and move seamlessly from shower to bed. I don't think it would work with just any guy who I didn't know, and I know it's not for all tastes, but wow what a trip.

 

I always wondered how you make it work in the shower without fecal matter splattering everywhere. Even with a shower douching system, I get out and use the toilet to release when douching. The drain would not be able to handle so much in my opinion.

[+ lookingforfunny]

Regarding this product and Zero, is there a difference between those (Pure/Zero) and products like Metamucil and Benefiber? I am envisioning that Pure and Zero are only for short times near or acting to actually clear out while Metamucil/Benefiber are used every day whether you are going to be fucked or not. However vision might and could easily be mistaken.

 

They are similar. Pure and Zero contain a few additional ingredients for "the cause." They are designed for anal intercourse with men. Whereas, Metamucil is simply a dietary supplement. Hopefully, that makes sense.

[phraughy]

I always wondered how you make it work in the shower without fecal matter splattering everywhere. Even with a shower douching system, I get out and use the toilet to release when douching. The drain would not be able to handle so much in my opinion.

Exactly. I step out of the shower to release in the toilet. Then I get back in the shower for a final wash with lavender soap. (external) I dont use the hose/shower attachment because tap water is too harsh to douche with. I use a bag and mix sterilized water and saline.

[+ lookingforfunny]

Exactly. I step out of the shower to release in the toilet. Then I get back in the shower for a final wash with lavender soap. (external) I dont use the hose/shower attachment because tap water is too harsh to douche with. I use a bag and mix sterilized water and saline.

 

That ass of yours is sacred.

Edited April 8, 2018 by lookingforfunny

[BlakeBenz]

How someone handles this situation has a lot to say about their maturity level, both escorts and clients. You’re putting your dick in a hole that shit comes out of (excuse my language) it’s a risk you are taking from jump. Knowing that, I’ve had clients want me to top them. I know my ad is all about my ass since I prefer to bottom but I am blessed on the front side as well. Most of my clients are straight, I have a few openly gay clients. That being said, you can only imagine the situations I’ve been in when asked to top. I always handle it respectfully. People get embarrassed and I let them know it’s okay! Relax! No need to worry, it’s normal! I’ve even made the situation a little more light by saying something like “it’s gay sex, shit happens (;” they usually chuckle and it’s all good. A lot of straight guys aren’t going to know to douche before hand. I take the opportunity to politely educate them and the next time they come prepared or others never want to try it again haha. Now would I re-enter afterwards? Personally, no. But I’d be happy to take care of them in other ways!

 

As for me? I’ve never had that problem. I don’t take any supplements or anything like that. Just enema before hand and I’m always good to go without any issues. Even before my days as an escort, even without an enema I’ve not had problems. I know my body very well.

[BlakeBenz]

Ive always wonder are escorts who are total bottoms always clean themselves out once a day. do they have a clean diet, i mean what happens if someone ate a big meal 30 minutes ago and a top client suddenly texts them lol.

 

its very hard to be a bottom, sometimes you can't help a little something being on the condom especially when the top is bigger than average, then you shouldnt freak out over a little something. Although if its one of those where when you pull out and the room smells then yes lets stop and do something else

 

 

To me this sounds like the person you’re referring to is just a shitty bottom (pun intended lol) I am the BBC queen and there’s never “a little something” on the Condom, SQUEAKY CLEAN *knocks on wood* hahaha

[BlakeBenz]

You'd be surprised. I hired a guy once who not only freaked out when a little bit of "shit happened," but he got in the shower without telling me what he was doing and eventually came out of his bathroom (perhaps 10 minutes later) fully clothed. At this point, we were probably only half way into our scheduled session. I asked him to return to bed and he said he could do that because the mood was totally killed. I wasn't too pleased (and I was also embarrassed), but what came next was the real shocker: He expected me to pay him for the full hour even though we had spent, at most, 15 minutes or so being intimate. I told him that under the circumstances, I certainly wasn't going to pay him for the full hour. I paid him half (still more than I thought he deserved) and left. I could tell he was angry, but so was I. His reaction was just so over-the-top from my perspective. One would have thought that I defecated all over his bedroom.

 

 

I agree the escort didn’t handle the situation correctly AT ALL, very un professional. However, this comment really bothers me for 2 specific reasons and I know many of the escorts are going to pretend they don’t agree with me. Why was the business side of things not handled first? Yes the experience of the client is most important to me (aside from my safety which is top propriety) but let’s not forget the reason we are both here in the first place. If this was your first time with the escort, how would he know you have the donation? Especially an Incall... what if you just ran out? Or what if you became violent or started being disrespectful (i.e. Stealthing AKA tampering with the condom which many don’t know but it is sexual assault). I always leave in those sitauations and yes, with the full donation. You don’t go to the grocery store, go home and cook, and then come back later and pay for it. You pay before you get to enjoy. & unless you are an established and trustworthy regular of mine that’s how it should always be. Be smarter than this boys.

 

My other part is, you only paid him for half the time. I understand you felt ripped off, and this isn’t targeted at your specific situation. In general, I want people to understand how that would feel. What if you went and provided a great service but maybe the client came within 30mins and goes “well it was only 30 mins so here’s half of the money”.... absolutely not. I understand “money is for time” but let’s be real here... it’s for the experience. If you were penetrated or got to penetrate, there abosuliyely should be no problems with the rate (weather you’re prepared or not). I have plenty of regular clients that pay for 2 hours but only stay for one. Pay for an hour but only stay for 20 mins (they cum quick) and still tip. The stingy behavior is my biggest turn off.

[maninsoma]

I agree the escort didn’t handle the situation correctly AT ALL, very un professional. However, this comment really bothers me for 2 specific reasons and I know many of the escorts are going to pretend they don’t agree with me. Why was the business side of things not handled first? Yes the experience of the client is most important to me (aside from my safety which is top propriety) but let’s not forget the reason we are both here in the first place. If this was your first time with the escort, how would he know you have the donation? Especially an Incall... what if you just ran out? Or what if you became violent or started being disrespectful (i.e. Stealthing AKA tampering with the condom which many don’t know but it is sexual assault). I always leave in those sitauations and yes, with the full donation. You don’t go to the grocery store, go home and cook, and then come back later and pay for it. You pay before you get to enjoy. & unless you are an established and trustworthy regular of mine that’s how it should always be. Be smarter than this boys.

 

My other part is, you only paid him for half the time. I understand you felt ripped off, and this isn’t targeted at your specific situation. In general, I want people to understand how that would feel. What if you went and provided a great service but maybe the client came within 30mins and goes “well it was only 30 mins so here’s half of the money”.... absolutely not. I understand “money is for time” but let’s be real here... it’s for the experience. If you were penetrated or got to penetrate, there abosuliyely should be no problems with the rate (weather you’re prepared or not). I have plenty of regular clients that pay for 2 hours but only stay for one. Pay for an hour but only stay for 20 mins (they cum quick) and still tip. The stingy behavior is my biggest turn off.

 

I have to respectfully disagree:

 

As to whether payment up front is more reasonable, it all depends on perspective. You believe the escort should be the one to know at the beginning of the session that he won't be ripped off because he already got his cash, but then that leaves the client at risk. In fact there have been numerous posts here over the years about people paying in full and then getting nothing in return. I can tell you that I have never paid someone in advance, but if I have someone over I will have the cash sitting out somewhere that's visible so the guy knows I'm not going to pretend to have no money when the session is over. For times when I visit a guy's place, though, I'm definitely not going to get out my payment at the beginning of the session and any guy who demands that is going to lose my business because I will simply leave. The only professional I pay in advance is my doctor because I have to pay my copay when I check in for an appointment. Otherwise I think the standard across nearly every industry is that the service is performed first and then payment is rendered. Sure, if a project is large there will be some sort of payment plan (pay half up front, half at the end, for example), but for an hour's worth of a professional's time I cannot think of any other business where some people try to rationalize that it makes sense for payment to be rendered in advance of the service being delivered. Comparing the delivery of a service to purchasing some sort of tangible item isn't the same, but if you wanted to use that analogy then it would be more fair to suggest that buying your groceries, bringing them home, and then returning to pay would be like expecting to hire an escort, go to his place, play, go home, and then return later to pay. No one is suggesting that that would be reasonable. But shopping for groceries and paying at the checkout before I leave is reasonable just like going to an escort's house and paying as I leave is reasonable. The grocery store doesn't expect me to put down a deposit as soon as I enter the store.

 

As to my specific situation, if the session was cut short due to lack of chemistry and I wanted to leave early or I was extremely turned on and came quickly and wanted to leave, then I agree that it would be improper to withhold payment. But this guy wasn't even giving me the courtesy of spending time with me. It wasn't even an option for me to spend more time with him even if that did involve just cuddling and talking because he basically kicked me out. Would you think it's fair for a restaurant to charge you for a full meal if the waiter told you you had to leave after eating the appetizer. By your logic, the diner should be happy to pay for the full mean because, after all, they ate something. What you view as stinginess I view as not giving in to someone's entitlement. I have, in fact, paid in full for many sessions that didn't last a full hour because I had come and the guy simply wasn't particularly personable post-orgasm. I would never suggest that I discount my payment because I didn't get to hang out another few minutes to chat. I very likely wouldn't return to such a guy, however, because I do like more of the "boyfriend experience" where the interaction goes beyond the purely sexual, but I would view such encounters as I got what I paid for. It's very different when a provider prematurely ends things because of his own personal issues.

[LADoug1]

I always wondered how you make it work in the shower without fecal matter splattering everywhere. Even with a shower douching system, I get out and use the toilet to release when douching. The drain would not be able to handle so much in my opinion.

 

 

I do the same thing.

[polichemos]

There is always a fun shower together

Hahahha i feel it and understand, never had an issue with my bottoms.

[BlakeBenz]

I have to respectfully disagree:

 

As to whether payment up front is more reasonable, it all depends on perspective. You believe the escort should be the one to know at the beginning of the session that he won't be ripped off because he already got his cash, but then that leaves the client at risk. In fact there have been numerous posts here over the years about people paying in full and then getting nothing in return. I can tell you that I have never paid someone in advance, but if I have someone over I will have the cash sitting out somewhere that's visible so the guy knows I'm not going to pretend to have no money when the session is over. For times when I visit a guy's place, though, I'm definitely not going to get out my payment at the beginning of the session and any guy who demands that is going to lose my business because I will simply leave. The only professional I pay in advance is my doctor because I have to pay my copay when I check in for an appointment. Otherwise I think the standard across nearly every industry is that the service is performed first and then payment is rendered. Sure, if a project is large there will be some sort of payment plan (pay half up front, half at the end, for example), but for an hour's worth of a professional's time I cannot think of any other business where some people try to rationalize that it makes sense for payment to be rendered in advance of the service being delivered. Comparing the delivery of a service to purchasing some sort of tangible item isn't the same, but if you wanted to use that analogy then it would be more fair to suggest that buying your groceries, bringing them home, and then returning to pay would be like expecting to hire an escort, go to his place, play, go home, and then return later to pay. No one is suggesting that that would be reasonable. But shopping for groceries and paying at the checkout before I leave is reasonable just like going to an escort's house and paying as I leave is reasonable. The grocery store doesn't expect me to put down a deposit as soon as I enter the store.

 

As to my specific situation, if the session was cut short due to lack of chemistry and I wanted to leave early or I was extremely turned on and came quickly and wanted to leave, then I agree that it would be improper to withhold payment. But this guy wasn't even giving me the courtesy of spending time with me. It wasn't even an option for me to spend more time with him even if that did involve just cuddling and talking because he basically kicked me out. Would you think it's fair for a restaurant to charge you for a full meal if the waiter told you you had to leave after eating the appetizer. By your logic, the diner should be happy to pay for the full mean because, after all, they ate something. What you view as stinginess I view as not giving in to someone's entitlement. I have, in fact, paid in full for many sessions that didn't last a full hour because I had come and the guy simply wasn't particularly personable post-orgasm. I would never suggest that I discount my payment because I didn't get to hang out another few minutes to chat. I very likely wouldn't return to such a guy, however, because I do like more of the "boyfriend experience" where the interaction goes beyond the purely sexual, but I would view such encounters as I got what I paid for. It's very different when a provider prematurely ends things because of his own personal issues.

 

 

Agree to disagree. Like I previously mentioned, I’m speaking in general. Your situation is different but if I showed to your place or you came to my Incall and it’s our first time meeting and the donation couldn’t be paid upfront I would leave. I have reviews to back my credibility, as a client you don’t unless you’ve been placed on a black list.

[Bearofdistinction]

Saw an escort who kept an enormous bottle of antibiotic hand cleaner next to the bed. The most tiny speck of shit made him lunge at the bottle. Made me feel awful.

 

Shit Happens then you use it to make cupcakes

[+ Keith30309]

I try to be very careful about this when I know I’m going to bottom (and being clean in general) but it doesn’t seem foolproof (I’ve watched all the videos).

Not long ago I was with a really great guy and something unfortunate happened. He was cool about it but I was mortified. I’ve been too embarrassed to call him again.

[escortrod]

I try to be very careful about this when I know I’m going to bottom (and being clean in general) but it doesn’t seem foolproof (I’ve watched all the videos).

Not long ago I was with a really great guy and something unfortunate happened. He was cool about it but I was mortified. I’ve been too embarrassed to call him again.

Assuming he's an escort I'm sure it has happened to him dozen of time. It'd be no big deal to me, maybe it's the same to him.

[tenderloin]

I agree the escort didn’t handle the situation correctly AT ALL, very un professional. However, this comment really bothers me for 2 specific reasons and I know many of the escorts are going to pretend they don’t agree with me. Why was the business side of things not handled first? Yes the experience of the client is most important to me (aside from my safety which is top propriety) but let’s not forget the reason we are both here in the first place. If this was your first time with the escort, how would he know you have the donation? Especially an Incall... what if you just ran out? Or what if you became violent or started being disrespectful (i.e. Stealthing AKA tampering with the condom which many don’t know but it is sexual assault). I always leave in those sitauations and yes, with the full donation. You don’t go to the grocery store, go home and cook, and then come back later and pay for it. You pay before you get to enjoy. & unless you are an established and trustworthy regular of mine that’s how it should always be. Be smarter than this boys.

 

My other part is, you only paid him for half the time. I understand you felt ripped off, and this isn’t targeted at your specific situation. In general, I want people to understand how that would feel. What if you went and provided a great service but maybe the client came within 30mins and goes “well it was only 30 mins so here’s half of the money”.... absolutely not. I understand “money is for time” but let’s be real here... it’s for the experience. If you were penetrated or got to penetrate, there abosuliyely should be no problems with the rate (weather you’re prepared or not). I have plenty of regular clients that pay for 2 hours but only stay for one. Pay for an hour but only stay for 20 mins (they cum quick) and still tip. The stingy behavior is my biggest turn off.

 

No way. I know that this has been covered before, but in my now considerable experience, EVERY TIME an escort has insisted on being paid up front, he didn't deliver afterwards. After the cash changes hands, you find out that he "just had dental work done" so he can't kiss, or his ass is sore so you can't penetrate, or he's come 12 times in the last three hours so he can't come again, or the minute I come he's pulling his pants on. My favorite was a guy who tried to claim that I was too large "down there" to fuck him. I should have such problems LOL!

 

I try to establish a rapport via email/phone with guys whom I am meeting for the first time so that they know I am going to treat them with courtesy and respect, but if it is cash up front, I show them the door.

[Cyd_StVincent]

As a top I've often run into a little bit of something but really, not to be crude, its about the texture of whats going on. Usually I'll just withdraw my hands, put on some gloves and no muss no fuss if its just little of something solid.

 

For myself, only like 10% of guys want to do anal and usually they let me know beforehand but if they don't sometimes I excuse myself to see what the situation is but lets be real a decent enema takes 30+ minutes and sometimes I just have to say I'm not sure about the weather and suggest we meet again.