"For Dummies" books we don't need

[+ friendofsheila]

How to Find Your Own Ass with Both Hands, in the Dark...for Dummies

[+ Truereview]

1. How to be less of an intellectual snob for dummies...

2. How to be more easy-going for dummies...

3. How to be less critical of others for dummies...

4. How to stop over-analyzing for dummies ...

 

Well..on second thought...those could be best sellers.

[rvwnsd]

1. How to be less of an intellectual snob for dummies...

 

That might be an oxymoron. Then again...

[+ Truereview]

That might be an oxymoron. Then again...

Somehow i knew u would chime in

[Zman]

Anal Sex For Dummies....

http://i.imgur.com/I8989.jpg

[rvwnsd]

Somehow i knew u would chime in

Moth/flame. I can't help myself.

[+ poolboy48220]

We also need "Reading Stuff Before You Reply to it for Dummies"

That should be the first chapter in "The Internet for Dummies", which does (or did at one time) exist.

[+ friendofsheila]

Never Opening a Thread of Your Own, But Gladly Hijacking Someone Else's Thread to Start Your Own Topic Any Damned Time You Want... for Dummies

[+ friendofsheila]

Yammering on Your Cellphone Like a Brainless Teen, in Public, to the Annoyance of Everyone Nearby... for Dummies.

[+ friendofsheila]

Picking Your Nose While Driving, as If No One Can See You Doing It.... for Dummies

[geminibear]

How To Pass Gas and Blame It On the Dog ....for Dummies.

[LADoug1]

1). The dummy's book for being a Republican~

 

The problem here is that if you're going to try and be a Republican you're too stupid to be able to read the book.

[gallahadesquire]

That should be the first chapter in "The Internet for Dummies", which does (or did at one time) exist.

 

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51gOY1k3IJL._SX396_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

 

http://www.amazon.com/Internet-Dummies-John-R-Levine/dp/1118967690/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1456668446&sr=8-1&keywords=internet+for+dummies+book

[gallahadesquire]

The Law for Dummies.

 

Hate to see that fall out of your attorney's brief case.

 

http://www.amazon.com/Law-Dummies-JD-John-Ventura/dp/0764558307/ref=sr_1_3?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1456668568&sr=1-3&keywords=for+dummies

[+ friendofsheila]

How to Shop On the Internet Until We Are Wasting More Time Than Is Worth the Money We Might Be Saving.... for Dummies.

[rvwnsd]

How to Shop On the Internet Until We Are Wasting More Time Than Is Worth the Money We Might Be Saving.... for Dummies.

And its companion book "How To Use EBates to Receive so Much Cash Back That You Go Broke in the Process...for Dummies"

 

Perhaps we could offer a $5 discount when you buy both books together.

[+ Truereview]

Being that we have such an illustrious forum membership, we could do without these books:

• The Use of Oxford Commas for Dummies
  
• How to put a plane ticket on layaway for dummies
  
• Spending your $ (un)wisely on fine porcelain/China for dummies
  
• Butt plugs & other paraphernalia for dummies
  
• How to plan a daddy's weekend gathering anywhere/anytime (even Wisconsin) for dummies
  
• How to speed read threads & posts for dummies
  

[Paddy]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-qjEYxlRV3hE/VD-gikAWX0I/AAAAAAAA_So/_N5yCijYTTo/s1600/how-to-even-for-dummies.jpg

[Paddy]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vAnawABqKHA/S7lLn89IzdI/AAAAAAAAACE/MrATVoLUSY0/s1600/Raising+Goats+FD+FRONT.jpg

[+ friendofsheila]

How to Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Type Until You Fill Way Too Much Fucking Space Without the Courtesy of Punctuation or Formatting... for Dummies.

[+ friendofsheila]

How to Spend Far Too Much Time Doing Things on a Phone That People Just Two Generations Ago Had the Good Sense TO BLOW OFF ALTOGETHER... for Dummies.

[+ friendofsheila]

How to Spend Money on The Prettiest Man in the Room... for Dummies

[LADoug1]

How to speed read threads & posts for dummies

 

This is one I think I need.

[LADoug1]

Running for President for dummies

After watching the first 10 minutes of last night's Republican debate when Trump referred to the size of his penis it is clear he needs this book. But first he'll need "Reading For Dummies ".

[+ friendofsheila]

After watching the first 10 minutes of last night's Republican debate when Trump referred to the size of his penis ....

 

Oh, geez, this is why I don't watch these things.