"For Dummies" books we don't need

[+ friendofsheila]

How to Do Something Repetitively That We Don't Need to Do to Survive, Until We Injure Ourselves and Have to Go to the Doctor... for Dummies

[+ quoththeraven]

How to Do Something Repetitively That We Don't Need to Do to Survive, Until We Injure Ourselves and Have to Go to the Doctor... for Dummies

 

Shouldn't that be called "Crossfit for Dummies"? (vegetable throwing by cult members commences)

[+ Truereview]

Dramatic threads & stage exits by ...err...for dummies

[+ friendofsheila]

Shouldn't that be called "Crossfit for Dummies"? (vegetable throwing by cult members commences)

 

Funny! I was referring to "Surfing the Internet", but "crossfit" works, too!

[+ friendofsheila]

This one would be marketed to the more high-strung:

 

How to Make Way Too Much Out of a Situation, Then Throw a Fit When It Isn't What We Want.... for Dummies

[+ friendofsheila]

How to Turn Any Forum Topic, However Ordinary, into One About SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX... for Dummies.

[gallahadesquire]

I just double-checked:

 

Dummies for Dummies

 

I'm not entirely sure what that would include ... dumb, hung, and full of cum?

[rvwnsd]

I just double-checked:

 

Dummies for Dummies

 

I'm not entirely sure what that would include ... dumb, hung, and full of cum?

If that is truly what the book would include, I am ordering several copies.

[geminibear]

Going Off Like a Frog In a Sock For Dummies.

[LADoug1]

"Consulting For Dummies" - I'd hate to see a copy of this fall out of the briefcase of one of our $500/hour business consultants, though not necessarily surprised.

Once I saw a woman walk out of a job interview carrying "Dress For Success". And she obviously hadn't read it.

[geminibear]

How to Waste Time at Airports For Dummies.

[LADoug1]

How to Waste Time at Airports For Dummies.

Now THAT'S one I'd love to read. Nothing worse than a long airport wait.