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I have some "Junk in my Trunk"...slang in youth culture for a big ass so I've been told. I am in lookin for a great pair of jeans butt I can't seem to find the right fit. So I come here and bow before you all..

 

Where the fuck are the good jeans? I have been using the 501's for years and they are always a great stand buy. I did get thisclose to a straight guy at Starbucks one day while his girlfriend was making out with him on line...I am sure she saw me checking his ass out....hello......He did have a great ass and his jeans were "Desiel".

 

Like every woman has a pair of "Fuck Me Pumps"..(6 or 7inches) in their closet..I am sure that every gay man owns a pair of "Whore Jeans" that make you look hott and when you wear them out at night you either want to get fucked or you want to fuck....you know what I mean..

 

On Rosanne... when Jackie once asked Darlene if she was wearing her "Guy Getting Sweater"..Well I want another pair of "Guy Getting Jeans."

 

Help!!!!

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deej Grand Master

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>On Rosanne... when Jackie once asked Darlene if she was

>wearing her "Guy Getting Sweater"..Well I want another pair of

>"Guy Getting Jeans."

 

A "guy getting sweater" only works if she has guy getting boobs.

 

The same principle applies to jeans. :9

 

Clip your platinum AMEX card to your shirt collar. It may work better. :+

 

(I'm sorta partial to Old Navy jeans, of all things. They're cheap and they even make my tired ass look OK.)

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I have some stretch Diesel jeans that really hug my ass and for some strange reason, get me lots of attention when I wear them out to a club or bar (and the stretch aspect seems to allow for easier access because I seem to recall suddenly finding hands down my pants, probing for a hairy hole). But deej is right; some Old Navy jeans are pretty good. I have a pair of Special Edition Boot Cut jeans (low rise) that are pretty bootylicious (I can't believe I just used that horrible word but it was a good fit) (the word, and the jeans).

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I work out regularly and have quite a bit of curve to my butt (I've been asked tongue-in-cheek--pun intented--what black man I stole my ass from :p ), and my thighs are larger than average. I've tried 501s in the past, but always found that to get a good fit in the butt and thighs, I ended up with a waist that's too big. My current favorites jeans are the Levi's "Loose Straight" variety, which I believe are Levis 569s (Hmmmm--69 in the name, must be an omen). They feel good across the butt and fit great in the waist as well. Several nice shades, too.

 

Try some on and see what you think.

 

Good luck. :9

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LoL..

 

I don't know what type of Trunk you have.. so I don't know what to advise you to cover it with...

 

I personally think 'Lucky' pants are -HOT-

 

I have a couple pair of Diesel (got them on sale)... but they are a bit pricy still and you have to have a nice figure to wear diesel.. cuz they show off you're figure... *note that lots of them are stretchy*

 

Other than that.. I know lots of guys who find jeans (hip huggers) in women's stores.. depending on what you buy no one would even know they are women's :p~

 

If you wear Express for Men (jeans) you might as well be fishing through women's clothing stores for some clothes...

 

 

Me personally... I just like wearing Boardshorts... sleeveless T-shirts... various Diesel/lucky jeans... Levis... gap...American Eagle...OLD NAVY!!(i love that store!!).. some A&F... that's about it...

But overall my fav attire consists of boardshorts/sandals/shirt - I'm 100% Emerald Coast beach boy at heart :)

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glutes Grand Master

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>I have some "Junk in my Trunk"...slang in youth culture for a

>big ass so I've been told.

 

Well now I have a new screen name, junkinmytrunk@yahoo.com!

 

I am sure that every gay man owns a pair of

>"Whore Jeans" that make you look hott and when you wear them

>out at night you either want to get fucked or you want to

>fuck....you know what I mean..

>Well I want another pair of

>"Guy Getting Jeans."

 

In the straight world this is called 'CFM' clothes, (or, 'come fuck me' wardrobe)

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Having quite a nice bit of junk myself my CFM jeans that never never NEVER fail me are GAP Vintage cut. Nice with my ass and highlight my ample box up front as well. Need to get them repaired, the crotch wore out..draw your own conclusion.

The Low-rise boot cut jeans from Levi's also work.

I'm a sucker for (and others suck for) my Dickies work pants too.

 

Perhaps a better term would be "Come grab my ass" pants?

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RE: Junk In The Trunk, for real!

 

While recently with a LA escort, I determined that he had real 'junk in the trunk'. During our session I was trying to separate his butt cheeks and thinking to myself, "Why can't he relax his muscles a bit?".

Then I saw the scars by his coccyx (sp?) - he had IMPLANTS !!!!;(

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I Got Lucky !!!

 

Well not that Lucky ;) ...

 

I bought my first pair of Lucky Jeans. They look great..I look like a whore and I love it...

 

My Junk is lookin pretty good. I'm gonna take a stroll down 8th Ave and see what happens..

 

Meanwhile I am still looking for Deisel...

 

G

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Trixie Community Regular

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RE:Black, Cement, Chestnut, Desert...

 

Ooo... so hard to choose! But, for myself, I'd have to say I like the ochre colored ones the best, which I'm guessing are "Desert". For their shorts, I also like the green (moss?) and the basic black. But now, there's a gorgeous, red-headed russian contractor that comes to where I work who frequently sports a pair of off-white, "bone" colored Carhartts... I couldn't get away with that color, but he is TO DIE FOR!!! in them... especially when his shirt is open enough to reveal the rusty orange pelt of hair within.

Sigh...

 

 

La Trix

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RE:Carhartt

 

>What do these pants look like and where can they be found??

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>G

http://www.acplace.com/jeans5.jpg

http://www.carhartt.com/

You can find them at any store that has workers uniform type stuff (which more and more stores are realising is in fashion and therefore carrying).

Bob's Mens store for sure. Would check any major department store as well.

Try em on!

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RE:Carhartt

 

Oh yes... THAT is my preferred color! Thanks, Hijinx. Too bad there's no rear end view, for the sake of this thread!

So, those of you out there who might know such things... are Carhartts also popular on the East Coast, or is it just a Cali phenom?

 

 

This way for a giggly ride

 

La Trix

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RE:Black, Cement, Chestnut, Desert...

 

Hi, Godiva!

 

I don't where you live, but around here (Washington DC metro area) many Sears stores sell Carhartt clothing. I've also seen it available at army/navy clothing stores and places that sell outdoor clothing.

 

...Hoover

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