"That sounds cool, but to be honest ...."

[MrMiniver]

.... you seem like a douchebag so I'm gonna pass."

 

That was a line from an escort I approached at A4A recently. I said "but how could you possibly know that? You haven't met me yet."

 

LOL. I'm sometimes amazed how some of these guys interact with people.

[AdamSmith]

Possible translations...

 

I just scored off another sucker client last night so get lost for a couple days.

 

I'm irritated waiting for my dealer who hasn't shown up yet.

 

Rent isn't due for another three weeks so fuck off til then.

 

Etc.

 

...none of them to do w/you of course.

[MrMiniver]

Possible translations...

 

I just scored off another sucker client last night so get lost for a couple days.

 

I'm irritated waiting for my dealer who hasn't shown up yet.

 

Rent isn't due for another three weeks so fuck off til then.

 

Etc.

 

...none of them to do w/you of course.

 

I'll happily take the "douchebag" label if it's deserved but at least meet me first

[+ Truereview]

You know, if you say douchebag with a thick French -or even German - accent, it really doesn't sound that bad....

 

Unfortunately, it does sound like you came across a $&&@ - and that sounds as bad as it is regardless of charming accent.

[AdamSmith]

I'll happily take the "douchebag" label if it's deserved but at least meet me first

 

There was certainly one douchebag in that transaction -- knowing that now, why would you still want to meet it?

[AdamSmith]

You know, if you say douchebag with a thick French -or even German - accent, it really doesn't sound that bad....

douchebag [Am.] [vulg.]

Depp {m} [ugs.]

Mistkerl {m} [ugs.] [pej.]

 

douchebag [Am.] [sl.]

Trottel {m} [ugs.]

Idiot {m}

 

douchebag

Intimdusche {f}

 

http://www.dict.cc/english-german/douchebag.html

[AdamSmith]

Depp {m} [ugs.]

douche [Am.] [vulg.]

dork [sl.]

douchebag [Am.] [vulg.]

jackass [stupid person]

jerk [esp. Am.] [coll.]

dolt [pej.]

prat [br.] [coll.]

goof [esp. Am.] [coll.]

dick [br.] [vulg.] [person]

bozo [coll.]

dumbass [Am.]

twit [br.] [coll.]

gimp [sl.]

schmuck [Am.] [sl.]

ninny [coll.]

dickhead [vulg.]

kook [Am.] [sl.]

imbecile

dodo [coll.]

dipshit [vulg.]

schmo [sl.] [Am.]

jay [coll.] [dated]

dope [coll.]

turkey [sl.] [Am.] [person]

simpleton

nitwit [coll.]

dullard [old-fashioned]

cretin [coll.]

nincompoop

dumbo [coll.]

blockhead [coll.]

muppet [br.] [sl.]

idiot

schnook [Am.] [sl.]

spazz [sl.] [also: spaz] [highly offensive in UK]

dweeb [sl.]

dip [sl.]

gump [Am.] [coll.]

softhead

lamer [coll.]

loser [coll.]

ding-dong [coll.]

lamebrain [coll.]

mudhead [Am.] [sl.]

douche bag [Am.] [vulg.]

 

http://www.dict.cc/german-english/Depp.html

[Rudynate]

Something you said might have raised a red flag and the escort

.... you seem like a douchebag so I'm gonna pass."

 

That was a line from an escort I approached at A4A recently. I said "but how could you possibly know that? You haven't met me yet."

 

LOL. I'm sometimes amazed how some of these guys interact with people.

 

 

Since he had decided not to meet with you, he didn't see any reason for continued good manners. Seems like you dodged a bullet.

[MrMiniver]

There was certainly one douchebag in that transaction -- knowing that now, why would you still want to meet it?

 

I didn't want to still meet it. My response to him was of the "smart ass" variety.

 

Btw, this was the entirety of our conversation ...

 

Me: Just saw your ad. Liked your pics. I'm looking for ..... let me know if you're interested.

 

Escort: That sounds cool but to be honest you seem like a douchebag, so I'm gonna pass.

[AdamSmith]

Good!

 

...riddance!

[geminibear]

.... you seem like a douchebag so I'm gonna pass."

 

That was a line from an escort I approached at A4A recently. I said "but how could you possibly know that? You haven't met me yet."

 

LOL. I'm sometimes amazed how some of these guys interact with people.

I was once told "You can't buy love, but you can buy sex"

 

obviously that quote was incorrect.

[+ Truereview]

I was once told "You can't buy love, but you can buy sex"

 

obviously that quote was incorrect.

Hmmm...makes me wonder if one can buy good manners? Something like "MrMiniver's discount store for manners" Or, better yet... "Geminibear's school of escort polishing"

[MrMiniver]

Like the original responder said I wonder if he was just high or not in need of money that day ... otherwise the response -- based on what I said -- doesn't make much sense. What I proposed was cool but I was a douchebag for some reason?

 

Btw, I heard a new one the other day I hadn't heard before ... someone calling someone (in a TV show) an "assling." I sorta liked that one.

[geminibear]

Hmmm...makes me wonder if one can buy good manners? Something like "MrMiniver's discount store for manners" Or, better yet... "Geminibear's school of escort polishing"

True you don't want me polishing escorts, they all would have beards and hairy chests, calluses on their hands, and farmers tans, spitting chewing tobacco and throwing footballs and horseshoes, dirt under their fingernails. Fratpad run a muck. Nobody want's to see that.

 

[+ Truereview]

True you don't want me polishing escorts, they all would have beards and hairy chests, calluses on their hands, and farmers tans, spitting chewing tobacco and throwing footballs and horseshoes, dirt under their fingernails. Fratpad run a muck. Nobody want's to see that.

 

Purrrrrrrr....you said all the magic words...particularly spitting and chewing

[seaboy4hire]

Purrrrrrrr....you said all the magic words...particularly spitting and chewing

 

Never spit. Always swallow.

 

Hugs,

Greg

[AdamSmith]

Never spit. Always swallow.

[rvwnsd]

Never spit. Always swallow.

 

Hugs,

Greg

Mean people suck. Nice people swallow.

[+ Truereview]

Never spit. Always swallow.

 

Hugs,

Greg

(Puzzled and innocent look) swallow tobacco?

[Jock123]

Possible translations...

 

I just scored off another sucker client last night so get lost for a couple days.

 

I'm irritated waiting for my dealer who hasn't shown up yet.

 

Rent isn't due for another three weeks so fuck off til then.

 

Etc.

 

...none of them to do w/you of course.

 

 

HAHAHA! Oh my goodness! I literally just spit out my coffee from laughing;)

[geminibear]

(Puzzled and innocent look) swallow tobacco?

WARNING: for those with a week stomach stop reading now

 

When when we were kids doing things with my dad, who chews tobacco, us boys wanted to "dip" also. He would let us but the rule was you couldn't spit you had to "gut it" (swallow). Dad was always proud of that. Mom hates it. To this day my claim to fame is my cast iron stomach.

[+ Truereview]

WARNING: for those with a week stomach stop reading now

 

When when we were kids doing things with my dad, who chews tobacco, us boys wanted to "dip" also. He would let us but the rule was you couldn't spit you had to "gut it" (swallow). Dad was always proud of that. Mom hates it. To this day my claim to fame is my cast iron stomach.

Gasp!

[Nvr2Thick]

Btw, this was the entirety of our conversation ...

 

Me: Just saw your ad. Liked your pics. I'm looking for ..... let me know if you're interested.

 

Escort: That sounds cool but to be honest you seem like a douchebag, so I'm gonna pass.

 

Could be that he made up his mind based on your A4A profile.

 

Could be he's one of those casual escorts who is perpetually cruising for hot guys, and when failing to score with someone he deems worthy will move on to escorting with the type of guy he'd usually settle for when it's getting late. I've encountered more than my share of CL and A4A escorts who I wasn't young enough or hot enough for.

[Edward]

The response is to typical of how escorts respond to clients. They either don't respond or it is like how much money do you have and how little do I have to do for it?

[MrMiniver]

Could be that he made up his mind based on your A4A profile.

 

Could be he's one of those casual escorts who is perpetually cruising for hot guys, and when failing to score with someone he deems worthy will move on to escorting with the type of guy he'd usually settle for when it's getting late. I've encountered more than my share of CL and A4A escorts who I wasn't young enough or hot enough for.

 

That's an interesting take on it that I hadn't thought of. You may very well be right.