CL post – Can anyone help this guy out? You'll get it back...

[MiamiLooker]

http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/cas/5264849867.html

 

does any one have a dildo i could borrow - m4m (ft Lauderdale) body : average age: 33

 

I am looking to borrow or be given a dildo to practice being a bottom on. I am a top but want to know what it feels like to bottom. I can send you pics and vids of me using it and you may even be able to help. Please let me know what type and size. If more than one great. So if you have one laying around that you arent using let me know. I am a 33 year old white male fireman just looking for some sexual play

[+ purplekow]

Gee, another under privileged gentleman unable to meet the bare necessities of life. Food, water, shelter and a used dildo.

Headline should have read NUDE young man looking for assistance

Needing

Used

Dildo

Expediously

[+ purplekow]

I understand there is a barn in Pennsylvania where people have been known to leave used dildos

[AdamSmith]

I understand there is a barn in Pennsylvania where people have been known to leave used dildos

 

You have me wondering what an Amish dildo might be like.

[+ purplekow]

Yeah fine craftsman. You want to be sure that you do not get splinters.

[MiamiLooker]

You have me wondering what an Amish dildo might be like.

http://i.imgur.com/LomwlVg.jpg

[AdamSmith]

Eek!

[geminibear]

I'm messaging him now. Come on what's the worst that can happen? I don't get the apparatus back? Or worse it comes back dirty? Think it's good for a few laughs just to see what he says.

 

Gem~

[AdamSmith]

Send him a whole set!

 

[geminibear]

Send him a whole set!

 

 

Those look like antiques. I love the ad copy.

[AdamSmith]

The actual objects...

 

[bigvalboy]

The actual objects...

 

 

[AdamSmith]

 

Which one did you try, to make that face?

[MiamiLooker]

Which one did you try, to make that face?

What makes you think he only used one?

[AdamSmith]

What makes you think he only used one?

 

Leading to the next question -- how many at one time?!

[bigvalboy]

Which one did you try, to make that face?

 

http://www.mypleasure.com/pics/DJ0228-01_thumbL.jpg

Dick 3-inch - White (note the face is smiling now)

[AdamSmith]

http://www.mypleasure.com/pics/DJ0228-01_thumbL.jpg

Dick 3-inch - White

(note the face is smiling now)

 

I really don't dare.

[bigvalboy]

What makes you think he only used one?

 

Leading to the next question -- how many at one time?!

 

LOL..you guys need to go to bed.

[AdamSmith]

LOL..you guys need to go to bed.

 

How do you know we aren't...?

 

 

[bigvalboy]

To Adam and Miami..sayonara

[rvwnsd]

I always find that a dildo up the ass clears my nervousness right up!

[mmk123]

if he does not get a used dildo maybe he should start a GoFundMe account to get the money to buy a brand new one

[geminibear]

He responded to me. He wants to come to my house to pick it up. Just like my brother-in-law borrowing my leaf blower.

That would be a hell of a drive for a guy that can't afford to buy his own apparatus.

I have a funny feeling that his intention are not as pure as his ad suggests.

[geminibear]

craigslist 5264849867

7:42 AM (8 hours ago)

 

to a0ee22fc1b1d3a.

Hey Gem. I would love to seing by and borrow them from you. Let me know thanks. Can pick up today if you are available

 

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On Mon, Oct 12, 2015 5:56 PM PDT Gemini Bear wrote:

 

>Hi, I have several dildos of varying sizes I am willing to lend you from

>your CL add.

>HMU let me know.

>

>Thanks. Gem.

>

>

[+ friendofsheila]

Gem, Gem, Gem, you must not leave us hanging. This is too good a tale to keep it to yourself (assuming he actually shows up).