What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done? New York Post 8/15/2015

[Guest Starbuck]

Not that same old story about of you, a goat and Desi Arnaz Jr. on a gondola at the Venitian Hotel in Las Vegas?

 

PK, I told you that in strictest confidence. But to refresh your memory, it was Desi, Sr. not Jr. And it's spelled 'VenEtian'.

 

Ai yi yi !!!

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[+ quoththeraven]

Sex in a public restroom as part of an overnight. Ah, the thrill of possibly getting caught....

 

The possibility of being caught is a turnoff for me. So while the idea is hot, the reality is not. Hence no stories from me about public or semi-public sex.

[bigvalboy]

The possibility of being caught is a turnoff for me. So while the idea is hot, the reality is not. Hence no stories from me about public or semi-public sex.

 

Exactly...Whatever happened to intimacy?

[thickornotatall]

sex on the beach at Riis Park with my then BF....

[AdamSmith]

Exactly...Whatever happened to intimacy?

 

Exactly! I can't imagine having sex with four other people right out in public.

 

[+ WilliamM]

Had sex in a state park in California near Santa Cruz while on LSD. We then spent the rest of the day exploring the park naked. No one else was there.

 

It was the 1970s, when CA had many nude beaches, so we thought it was not a big deal. We were wrong. A large troup of girl scouts showed up and were quickly rushed away by the scout leader. Still a great day though.

 

People did laugh at me because I often took a public bus to one of nude beaches in the area -- very uncool.

[+ Gar1eth]

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...spill!

 

 

Ok ok. I actually have a couple.

 

1. Well I have had sex at a bath house before-and there were about 5 of us in a room together. But I wouldn't really classify it as an orgy. It was more like two couples having sex with each -i.e. the two in couple A were having sex with each other and the two in couple B were having sex with each other while the 5th person took a breather. And if it wasn't like that it was more like successive sex. At no point were all 5 of us having sex at the same time.

 

2. Sex at night in a car about 6 times-3x it was just Clintonian.

 

3.

 

Gman

[bigvalboy]

Exactly! I can't imagine having sex with four other people right out in public.

 

 

Don't play coy with me Mr. Smith...I'll need details.

[AdamSmith]

2. Sex at night in a car about 6 times-3x it was just Clintonian.

 

Way ahead of me! Never had sex in a car. Almost once in high school, but gave up when the stickshift in my Mustang nearly turned me into Farinelli.

[AdamSmith]

Don't play coy with me Mr. Smith...I'll need details.

 

Ref. my post above about the 4 strip club dancers. In my bed. INDOORS thank you very much.

[+ Gar1eth]

Way ahead of me! Never had sex in a car. Almost once in high school, but gave up when the stickshift in my Mustang nearly turned me into Farinelli.

This wasn't until the last 2 years. Well the bath house was probably 5 years ago. That's like the most anything ever happened at a bath house. Most of the other times it was like I was wearing the leper bell-'Unclean!!! Everyone leave the vicinity.

 

What's a Farinelli?

 

Gman

[N13]

Farinelli - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109771/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

[bigvalboy]

Kinkier, maybe not kinkiest... Took home two dancers from The Web/NYC for an overnight. After an hour in bed together, the doorbell rings, and standing there are two more dancers I had lap dances with earlier that evening, each of whom had come home with me on other nights. It was late and they just didn't want to drag ass back to their apt in Far Jersey. So a couple hours of a five-way. Followed by a bit more of same upon all of us waking the next day. Good thing the king-size bed.

 

Ref. my post above about the 4 strip club dancers. In my bed. INDOORS thank you very much.

 

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[BaronArtz]

My kinkiest moments involve food somehow.

 

My first gay experiences were in Bangkok. I remember sitting in a huge bathtub with 2 Thai escorts, in a private room on the second floor of a Chinese restaurant. Occasionally, the waiters would bring in plates of food and place them on a low table next to the bath tub. The Thais fed me bits of the food with chopsticks, while I was free to ... (you get the picture)

 

The other 'fun' experience was at the former club Edelweiss in NYC (now defunct). They had an evening for 'fat women and their admirers'. The basic scene involved a dozen extremely obese women, in bikini or less, sitting on stools, engaged in a banana and whipped cream eating contest. A visual experience like that made me think: thank G*d I am gay.

[+ quoththeraven]

Had sex on a state park in California near Santa Cruz while on LSD. We then spent the rest of the day exploring the park naked. No one else was there.

 

It was the 1970s, when CA had many nude beaches, so we thought it was not a big deal. We were wrong. A large troup of girl scouts showed up and were quickly rushed away by the scout leader. Still a great day though. People did laugh at me because I often took a public bus to one of nude beaches in the area -- very uncool.

 

On the other hand, I have been to a nude beach. Actually, more like a nude lake. I think I may have mentioned it before. It was property that for some reason was owned by the company that ran the cafeterias at the university I attended. I don't remember the name of the lake, and the property has since been sold.

 

No sex took place on the shore while I was there (it was a summer Sunday afternoon) and the most embarrassing/interesting thing that occurred was that a guy with whom I worked in the dining hall stopped to say hello as he was walking by. I felt compelled to keep my gaze well north of his crotch. Since he wasn't that much taller than me (I was 5' 2" back then), it was well within my sightline if I looked straight ahead. I was sitting down, so I don't know whether he found looking at me similarly embarrassing.

 

This was also when I learned that I don't enjoy swimming nude, at least not in a lake. Too much dirt/vegetation. I suspect I wouldn't be any more thrilled by it in an ocean or bay either, given the salinity of the water.

[Guest Starbuck]

This just cracks me up ...

This was also when I learned that I don't enjoy swimming nude, at least not in a lake. Too much dirt/vegetation. I suspect I wouldn't be any more thrilled by it in an ocean or bay either, given the salinity of the water.

 

... because it reads like QTR channeling Gman.

[+ quoththeraven]

This just cracks me up ...

 

 

... because it reads like QTR channeling Gman.

 

I thought about that before posting but decided "oh well!" It's the truth.

 

Would it help if I told you that I went to the lake with two (male) friends but it wasn't awkward because we'd seen each other naked before? Actually, I'm not certain if the guys had seen each other naked before, but they had been dorm roommates and were sharing an apartment at the time, so there's a good chance of it. The year they were dorm roommates, I'd gone from sleeping with one of them to sleeping with the other, with whom I then had an exclusive relationship for a little over a year. (No drama between them over it, either. I no longer remember why.) After that, sex was sometimes part of my friendship with both of them. But not that day.

[Guest Starbuck]

Would it help if I told you that I went to the lake with two (male) friends... I'd gone from sleeping with one of them to sleeping with the other...

 

Yes, that's very helpful. Thank you. Who cares if you don't like nude swimming as long as you're adventurous in more important ways!

[+ WilliamM]

I felt compelled to keep my gaze well north of his crotch. Since he wasn't that much taller than me (I was 5' 2" back then), it was well within my sightline if I looked straight ahead. I was sitting down, so I don't know whether he found looking at me similarly embarrassing.

 

All the nude beaches I went to in the 1970s were by the Pacific Ocean. I felt the same way you did on my first visit, QTR.

 

By the second time, I went to a less crowded beach, and it made a big difference. No sex ever, it soon became almost the same as visiting a regular beach. But, I totally understand your reaction.

[Rudynate]

All this talk about nude beaches reminds me of the first time I went to a nude beach. It was at the tender age of 21 and it was Paradise Beach on Mykonos. I was there all by myself and I had promised myself I was going to go to a nude beach and take all my clothes off.

 

You had to take a boat from the harbor around to another side of the island. During the boat ride, thinking about what I was about to do, my stomach started to get upset and I started to get sweaty palms and I struggled with this feeling of impending doom. When you got to the shore, there was quite a long walk to the beach. As I walked toward the beach, I kept wanting to turn around, get back on the boat and catch the next ferry back to Athens and give up on the whole enterprise.

 

I got to the beach and it was full of people some with clothing, some without. I walked to the far end of the beach as far away from people as I could get. I started to get undressed. In order to delay the inevitable, I folded my clothes as I took them off and stacked them. Finally all I had left was my underwear. I gave myself one final push took them off and was immediately taken with a fabulous feeling of release and total freedom. I sat there for awhile getting used to the feeling. I felt so comfortable, that I got up and started walking around saying hello to people and sitting down and chatting here and there. It was very easy meeting people. One of the signature experiences of my life.

[+ quoththeraven]

All the nude beaches I went to in the 1970s were by the Pacific Ocean. I felt the same way you did on my first visit, QTR.

 

By the second time, I went to a less crowded beach, and it made a big difference. No sex ever, ot soon became almost the same as visiting a regular beach. But, I totally understand your reaction.

 

It's not the nudity! I'm cool with that. I'm cool with swimming topless, too. It's the, um, dirt and vegetation and stuff that I don't particularly want near my private parts, just like I don't particularly like sand down there either. Hence no beachside trysts for me.

 

FWIW, there was a building -- kind of like a long shed -- in which people changed, as obviously (or not so obviously) we didn't shed our clothes until we got there. The university had a bus that went to the lake every weekend; that's how we got there.

[AdamSmith]

With you especially in dislike of fresh water which throughout the Southeast is apt to harbor serpents, notably cottonmouth moccasins.

 

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[+ Gar1eth]

This just cracks me up ...

 

 

... because it reads like QTR channeling Gman.

 

I thought about that before posting but decided "oh well!" It's the truth.

 

Would it help if I told you that I went to the lake with two (male) friends but it wasn't awkward because we'd seen each other naked before? Actually, I'm not certain if the guys had seen each other naked before, but they had been dorm roommates and were sharing an apartment at the time, so there's a good chance of it. The year they were dorm roommates, I'd gone from sleeping with one of them to sleeping with the other, with whom I then had an exclusive relationship for a little over a year. (No drama between them over it, either. I no longer remember why.) After that, sex was sometimes part of my friendship with both of them. But not that day.

 

While it's nice to be so warmly thought of, I don't remember ever complaining about nude beaches. Of course I've never been to one. I may have been nude a couple of times in a swimming pool at a bath house-the ones in Indianapolis and Dallas have swimming pools. But if I did that would have been over 5 years ago.

 

Gman

[+ Axiom2001]

 

 

For two years I lived in Melbourne, Australia. On my second visit to Sydney, I met a friend of an acquaintance who took me to dinner. After we left the restaurant, he beckoned me to enter this red, British phone booth which was outside directly in front. We went in and he immediately unzipped my pants, got on his knees, and gave me the hottest of blow jobs. Although I enjoyed his hot mouth on me and his bringing me to a super-hot geyser, I was frightened because we were out in public and could be seen by others as well as arrested by the police.. I was in ecstasy afterwards and kissed him voraciously! :p:oops:

[JuniorNYC]

I somehow misread the title of this thread as "What's the kindest thing you've ever done?..." So you could only imagine my reaction upon reading the first couple posts until realizing it was kinkiest, not kindest.

 

I picked up a guy on my last night in Sydney. I took him to my room and tied him up with the luggage straps, sucked him off, and let him go.

 

Youth! It's wasted on the young.

 

Hmm, it would have to be sex. Just having sex at all, period. On account of me havind had issues around sex for the longest while (which I'm fuck- working through with some excellent escor- therapists).