KESSLAR "OVERHAUL"

[robberbaron4u]

At the time Mr. Kesslar was introduced to me, some years ago, he yet cut a fine figure of a man. Of course, there was "wear and tear" commiserate with customary "road wear". How much of an "overhaul" does he require? As to his sexual prowess, doubtlessly there is "somethin' there" as Ricardo Milos once made remark to me that, in his career as an escort, Kesslar was the only man who had been invited to worry his asshole without tariff, and, that Kesslar's rut had been such that he, that is, Milos, had come to climax without "touching" . Plainly, put, how much will it cost to put Kesslar in "showroom" condition?

[bigvalboy]

There's always hope....The cost however to Concourse would stretch even the flushest of Swiss accounts. Mr. Kessler is looking for just such a suitor and I wish him well.

 

 

Those with a discerning eye will know she is 1925 Bugatti Roadster, chosen specifically you Baron.

 

[+ stevenkesslar]

Of course, there was "wear and tear" commiserate with customary "road wear". Plainly, put, how much will it cost to put Kesslar in "showroom" condition?

 

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Total no brainer ....

[robberbaron4u]

Hmmm. . .I have a gift certificate from Dr. Mauricio Goldstein, who specializes in an aesthetic medical [procedure known as "bioplasty, at Sao Paulo; of course, I lend no credence to rumour that Rafael Alencar's magnificent "pecs" and buttocks are Goldstein's handiwork. Although, in my opinion, you are selling yourself "cheap" at the stated price, perhaps, with the gift certificate, we can "dicker abit" about your pricing. . .

[+ stevenkesslar]

Hmmm. . .I have a gift certificate from Dr. Mauricio Goldstein, who specializes in an aesthetic medical procedure known as "bioplasty, at Sao Paulo; of course, I lend no credence to rumour that Rafael Alencar's magnificent "pecs" and buttocks are Goldstein's handiwork.

 

Ummm, hello! Rafael Alencar is hung like a horse, in case you missed that particular part of him . I'd pay a million dollars for a cock like that alone. How do I find this doctor guy?

[MPF_1966]

I hired Mr. Kesslar a few times several years ago. Truly one of the best in the business. In my view, no overhaul is needed.

[rvwnsd]

Ummm, hello! Rafael Alencar is hung like a horse, in case you missed that particular part of him . I'd pay a million dollars for a cock like that alone. How do I find this doctor guy?

 

Personally, I'd rather pay a couple of hundred bucks for your cock.

 

I hired Mr. Kesslar a few times several years ago. Truly one of the best in the business. In my view, no overhaul is needed.

 

Hear, hear!

[+ stevenkesslar]

Personally, I'd rather pay a couple of hundred bucks for your cock.

 

Hear, hear!

 

Actually it goes more like this:

 

"Suck it baby, suck it!

Suck it baby, suck it!"

 

Needless to say, I can't wait sexy.

[rvwnsd]

...Needless to say, I can't wait sexy.

 

Hear, hear.

[+ Funguy]

What about me? I offered...

[+ stevenkesslar]

Sweetie, you offered to have me pay you. You know what they say. Nothing offered, nothing gained.

 

Remember Steven's Rule #1 of whoring:

 

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[+ Funguy]

But I did offer: "Since I'll be doing the anti-aging facial stuff FOR YOU (sic) - lasers, botox, peels, etc. and all the preventive stuff - the hormone replacement, iv drips, nutrition…"

 

Don't I get some credit? Maybe a little romp? It was worth $10K.

[+ stevenkesslar]

But I did offer: "Since I'll be doing the anti-aging facial stuff FOR YOU (sic) - lasers, botox, peels, etc. and all the preventive stuff - the hormone replacement, iv drips, nutrition…"

 

Don't I get some credit? Maybe a little romp? It was worth $10K.

 

Believe me, sweetie. It was a thoughtful gesture, and I did do the math.

 

Read the beginning of this thread. Plainly put, it's going to take way more than $10,000 to fix this train wreck.

[+ Funguy]

sorta like BVB's avatar, huh?

Sorry I missed you in Palm Springs - I'm a master of "the laying on of hands!"

[+ stevenkesslar]

sorta like BVB's avatar, huh?

Sorry I missed you in Palm Springs - I'm a master of "the laying on of hands!"

 

There's always next year.

[+ Funguy]

[tedbear]

Ah, I hired Steven many times over the years and would gladly do so again, if he would have me. He still rates as the best fuck ever in my book.

[robberbaron4u]

And, by his representation to me, Ricardo Milos is in agreement with you as to Kesslar being the winner in the "best fuck" category.

[Rudynate]

In considering what the overhaul will include, try not to treat your body like it's the enemy or to be guided by a need to apologize for getting older.

[robberbaron4u]

Gravity wins the game in the end. It's the truth, its factual, but, indeed, not very "satisfactual". . .

[Rudynate]

Gravity wins the game in the end. It's the truth, its factual, but, indeed, not very "satisfactual". . .

 

But one might not want to live in a way that gives gravity a lot of help.

[+ stevenkesslar]

But one might not want to live in a way that gives gravity a lot of help.

 

Um, excuse me. I'm young, dumb, and full of cum.

 

So what is this "gravity" thing anyway? I don't get it.

[robberbaron4u]

Gravity is the cause of your need of an "overhaul": your stomach is where your knees once were, and, your pecs are where your stomach used to be sited.

[+ stevenkesslar]

Gravity is the cause of your need of an "overhaul": your stomach is where your knees once were, and, your pecs are where your stomach used to be sited.

 

Okay, thanks. But I still don't get it. How come I could wake up this morning with my cock in a client's ass then?

[JDXXX]

Um, excuse me. I'm young, dumb, and full of cum.

 

So what is this "gravity" thing anyway? I don't get it.

 

Oh Really? Young, dumb, and full of cum, huh??? Sounds yummy to me. Can I taste it, babe?.