What will an escort do?

[Xenon79]

hey guys,

 

I'm new to hiring and new to bottoming. I've got a touchy question. I kind of asked about this in my first thread but this is for the escorts specifically. Generally, how would an escort react to a bottom not....umm...being clean enough down there?

 

I'm overly conscious of being super clean when I'm going to bottom. I've only bottomed three times in my life. The third time was last weekend with an escort and everything went fine. But thats not without starving myself for 13 hours before and cleaning out anxiously and vigorously in the shower with soap and water (and my finger). Not to mention the entire time I was getting fucked I was thinking mostly more about being clean than trying to enjoy the encounter. I want to relax and enjoy it and not think about it so much.

 

But in the instance that "something" happens....how do you escorts handle it? I know all guys are different but obviously asking all the escorts that are reading this thread how you navigate it. Do you end the session? what do you say to the client? Just curious.

 

thanks

[Kevin Slater]

I would say "perhaps you ought to go use my shower hose to freshen up" and then instruct you on how to use it, need be. Don't fret too much over this. Do the best you can beforehand, and most professionals will understand that occasionally, shit (literally) happens.

 

Kevin Slater

[sincitymix]

instead of having a mental freak out moment like I did with TylerR.

[+ purplekow]

Lets make this clear: Excorts who top have a lot of sex and fuck a lot of asses and run into a lot of shit. It is part of the job. Do the best you can. Take time and be courteous about your cleanliness. Once he is in you, it is really too late to do anything about what is going on in there so you might as well enjoy the ride.

[Guest Starbuck]

Once he is in you, it is really too late to do anything about what is going on in there...

 

Perhaps this is the origin of the phrase: BOTTOM LINE.

[Bryanforservice]

Hospitality is about never making your guest uncomfortable even when the situation could be. Graciously inviting to shower with my gentleman caller while trying to minimize the "distraction" with a quick clean up has been my method whenever this occurs. Besides, if you are going to play in the backyard you will at some point get dirty.

[+ quoththeraven]

Hospitality is about never making your guest uncomfortable even when the situation could be. Graciously inviting to shower with my gentleman caller while trying to minimize the "distraction" with a quick clean up has been my method whenever this occurs. Besides, if you are going to play in the backyard you will at some point get dirty.

 

As a parent who's changed poopy diapers and someone who discovered kittens can have projectile diarrhea while running around the house (try cleaning that up!), I can say that shit happens. This is another reason why condoms are so important. They can at least minimize some of the side effects of an accident in this regard.

[Juan Vancouver]

Hi Xenon,

When in the middle of a session it's clear that things are not as clean as desired I normally asses the situation and act accordingly. Sometimes a little wipe will suffice, sometimes it will be necessary to have a full on shower, sometimes it will be wiser to chose a different kind of activity. Luckily the human body is so pleasurable all over that one is never short of things to do.

 

Don't fret about it. Such things happen and even if they might feel terrible to you it's not the end of the world. Some people get so freaked out about it that it can ruin not only the rest of the session, but the rest of their sexual lives. It's not a big deal.

 

If this happens to you, relax, take it easy, do your best to contain the damage and relax again... most important thing is to have fun.

 

Now, what I really want to address is your preparation technique. There is absolutely no need to go hungry for 13 hours and there is absolutely no way a finger and soap will prepare you for the ministrations a big, thick, long dick can provide. Do a search in this forum about douching techniques. Theres A LOT written about it. Practice on your own, when you are not going to bottom and try it out with a long dildo. Soon enough you will become an expert and I assure you, you will never again worry about that and will be able to relax and enjoy the ride.

 

Time to do your homework! =)

[Xenon79]

Hi Xenon,

When in the middle of a session it's clear that things are not as clean as desired I normally asses the situation and act accordingly. Sometimes a little wipe will suffice, sometimes it will be necessary to have a full on shower, sometimes it will be wiser to chose a different kind of activity. Luckily the human body is so pleasurable all over that one is never short of things to do.

 

Don't fret about it. Such things happen and even if they might feel terrible to you it's not the end of the world. Some people get so freaked out about it that it can ruin not only the rest of the session, but the rest of their sexual lives. It's not a big deal.

 

If this happens to you, relax, take it easy, do your best to contain the damage and relax again... most important thing is to have fun.

 

Now, what I really want to address is your preparation technique. There is absolutely no need to go hungry for 13 hours and there is absolutely no way a finger and soap will prepare you for the ministrations a big, thick, long dick can provide. Do a search in this forum about douching techniques. Theres A LOT written about it. Practice on your own, when you are not going to bottom and try it out with a long dildo. Soon enough you will become an expert and I assure you, you will never again worry about that and will be able to relax and enjoy the ride.

 

Time to do your homework! =)

 

Not to sound stupid, but is douching and using an enema the same thing?

[Kevin Slater]

Not to sound stupid, but is douching and using an enema the same thing?

 

Yup. Technically, using an enema may be a subset of douching (in addition to a shower hose), but yeah.

 

Kevin Slater

[Juan Vancouver]

As Kevin said it, yes, technically it's the same thing even if a store bought enema or a plastic syringe enema might not help you be prepared for a vigorous ass fucking session. Even though they are supposedly meant for the same purpose, they tend to work miracles on a vaginal douche, not an anal one.

 

There are some men here who prepare for bottoming using those, but I think the success rate is considerably different than using a shower hose or a constant flow contraption like Streemmaster, which is out of production now, but there are many other versions of it in the market.

 

Believe me, if you prepare correctly there is no need to not eat for 13 hours. You need your energy! =)

[Xenon79]

So let me ask you this...in a few weeks I booked a session with an escort on a Friday night then with a different escort the next Saturday afternoon. If I'm squeaky clean for Friday's nights encounter and continue to not eat...will I still be good go and still cleaned out for the Saturday afternoon appointment? Or will I need to "freshen up"?

 

The not eating thing makes me feel much more comfortable and have peace of mind so I will again not eat all day on that Friday nor before the session on Saturday afternoon

 

Thanks

[Kevin Slater]

So let me ask you this...in a few weeks I booked a session with an escort on a Friday night then with a different escort the next Saturday afternoon. If I'm squeaky clean for Friday's nights encounter and continue to not eat...will I still be good go and still cleaned out for the Saturday afternoon appointment? Or will I need to "freshen up"?

 

The not eating thing makes me feel much more comfortable and have peace of mind so I will again not eat all day on that Friday nor before the session on Saturday afternoon

 

Thanks

 

It's always a good idea to freshen up.

 

Kevin Slater

[thickornotatall]

Nothing worse than a stick in the mud...

[Juan Vancouver]

So let me ask you this...in a few weeks I booked a session with an escort on a Friday night then with a different escort the next Saturday afternoon. If I'm squeaky clean for Friday's nights encounter and continue to not eat...will I still be good go and still cleaned out for the Saturday afternoon appointment? Or will I need to "freshen up"?

 

My man, I cannot stress enough how this is entirely unnecessary. Not only you need your energy, but not eating for two days in a row will make you cranky, will give you awful breath and will not ensure that you are squeaky clean. Some people's digestive tract's cycle last up to two full days, and believe me, you should never attempt to entirely empty yourself that way. Once your digestive tract empties your body starts a process of detoxification where it tries to get rid of all the toxins in your body. This will make your skin smell really bad, your breath smell really bad, will dampen your libido and will bring up all sorts of emotions, mainly anger, annoyance, sadness, restlessness. This is a perfect recipe for a hooker session in hell. Ask anyone who fasts and or who does "cleansings".

 

Learn about the best ways to douche, try them out a few times until you are perfectly comfortable that you understand your own body, if you want and if you don't have a tendency for constipation, take a mild anti diarrhea pill a couple hours before your session and douche one hour before. Let the douche sit for half an hour so that your body absorbs the extra water and then have fun.

 

People sometimes get incredibly anal about this and it's not necessary. This is a simple, reliable, fun process, it's not a medical intervention.

 

And yes, regardless of how clean you were the night before, if you want to bottom again the next day it's always a good idea to make sure you are good to go again.

 

I know people who are into double elbow deep fisting and they don't go without food for two days. Not necessary. I have been with clients who used laxatives before the session... an absolute disaster. I have been with starved clients... not pretty. I have been with obsessive clients who run every two minutes to the shower to continue douching... it was a total mess.

 

Do your homework, practice it often, become comfortable with your own body, do your best before the session and RELAX.

 

Your fun doesn't have to put your health at risk.

[Okliehomo]

"When in the middle of a session it's clear that things are not as clean as desired I normally asses the situation"

 

Pretty sure, you meant "assess", but I guess, this works too.

 

Asses seem to be the topic.

[+ BigRic]

Bumping an "oldie" (but relevance is more important than age, no?).

 

Bravo for your candor, Xenon. Start simple--I recommend two store-bought enemas and then a shower--and heed what Juan Vancouver said. In the words of Austin Powers, ". . . before I'm on the job I like to give my undercarriage a little, "How's your father?""

[jackjackjack]

hey guys,

I'm new to hiring and new to bottoming. I've got a touchy question. I kind of asked about this in my first thread but this is for the escorts specifically. Generally, how would an escort react to a bottom not....umm...being clean enough down there?

 

I'm overly conscious of being super clean when I'm going to bottom. I've only bottomed three times in my life. The third time was last weekend with an escort and everything went fine. But thats not without starving myself for 13 hours before and cleaning out anxiously and vigorously in the shower with soap and water (and my finger). Not to mention the entire time I was getting fucked I was thinking mostly more about being clean than trying to enjoy the encounter. I want to relax and enjoy it and not think about it so much.

 

But in the instance that "something" happens....how do you escorts handle it? I know all guys are different but obviously asking all the escorts that are reading this thread how you navigate it. Do you end the session? what do you say to the client? Just curious.

 

thanks

Good question Xenon. I have the exact same concerns and fears. I starve myself, douche numerous times, and still in fear of something showing up. I don't understand how a bottom might have an evening with a client, dinner, drink, etc and then go do it. I have only had a few full evenings like that... . while the client eats hearty as they should, I end up with a bowl of soup or small salad...still starving... ... so trying not to stimulate my insides. Sorry, if I'm a little too graphic.

[+ purplekow]

While I prefer a clean as a whistle approach, sometimes shit happens. You stick a dick in someone's ass, it should be expected that sooner or later you are going to hit shit. Not ideal, but I am fucking someone, so there is compensation.

[+ José Soplanucas]

 

One thing America should learn from Argentina: the bidet as a standard appliance in every bathroom.

[geminibear]

I don't understand how a bottom might have an evening with a client, dinner, drink, etc and then go do it. I have only had a few full evenings like that... . while the client eats hearty as they should, I end up with a bowl of soup or small salad...still starving... ... so trying not to stimulate my insides. Sorry, if I'm a little too graphic.

Ok I need to rethink the "date" scenario I enjoy. I dislike the idea of my companion starving while I eat a hearty meal. I also dislike the other idea.

[+ Truereview]

latbear, thx for the bidet visual, but Papito.....That toilet needs some attention! :eek:

[geminibear]

latbear, thx for the bidet visual, but Papito.....That toilet needs some attention! :eek:

I just spit my soda out laughing so hard:eek:

[+ Truereview]

I just spit my soda out laughing so hard:eek:

Let's try that soda on it..anything will do! Pronto!

[+ José Soplanucas]

latbear, thx for the bidet visual, but Papito.....That toilet needs some attention! :eek:

LOL. It is an image I googled. I'm in DC, not in Buenos Aires. THATS NOT MY TOILET. LOL