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I am looking forward to the PS get together and there will be several escorts there with whom I have shared body fluids. I remember each of them. Some I have not seen in 5 or 6 years. I have no doubt I will remember them, but will they remember me? My question is for escorts: At a function such as this party, how do you handle the inevitable situation of having a client remind you that you already know each other when you have already made it clear that you do not remember him?

 

IF any this happens to me with any escort, feel free to make it up to me with a deep, long, languishing kiss.

 

Knowing that we are all creatures of habit, I'll assume you are being crafty in the same way you just were in another recent post: you've learned that making comments that sound logical and observant can gain you flattery, so you are at it again. So I will go there. How could any escort ever forget you, Purple Kow? You are the hottest top that has ever fucked me, and it is just sad to think it is 5 or 6 years since the last time you did. Orgasms have never been the same.

 

If for some odd reason I do not lunge at you the minute our eyes cross, please feel free to remind me of the infinite joy of your body fluids by dazzling me with a long, languishing kiss whilst we embrace again.

 

But seriously, I am guilty as charged: I have failed to recognize people I had sex with, but not just clients. One time I was in New Orleans with a client, and we went out to a bar together during Southern Decadence, and basically at his direction I fucked some hot stud in the pool room of a bar. Then a few mornings later at the airport, while I'm waiting to board a flight, this hot guy comes up to me and is being very friendly. It becomes obvious quickly that I have no idea who he is, until he reminds me that he was the guy I fucked in the bar a few night's ago. At least I can excuse that one by saying that I was mainly focused on his ass.

 

Things like this have happened an embarrassing number of times. I suppose you can blame it on the fact that I've just had too much sex. :-)

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Knowing that we are all creatures of habit, I'll assume you are being crafty in the same way you just were in another recent post: you've learned that making comments that sound logical and observant can gain you flattery, so you are at it again. So I will go there. How could any escort ever forget you, Purple Kow? You are the hottest top that has ever fucked me, and it is just sad to think it is 5 or 6 years since the last time you did. Orgasms have never been the same.

 

 

Some might consider this sarcasm but since we both know this is true, I will simply say thank you. I

t was 2008 as our pillow talk went through the night discussing the relative merits of the primary Democratic primary candidates. We both supported the same candidate but you were about to switch teams. Surprisingly, considering my history of switching teams, I remained staunch in my support for the other. We both know how that turned out. So I wonder if you now agree with me that my candidate would have done a better job in 2008 and that the 2016 political landscape would be much different and probably better if it had worked out that way. Have your answer ready for Palm Springs.

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I'm sorry but this time you've outdone yourself in your negativity.

 

not so sure about that. it looks to me like you got called out by two people and instead of re examining this, you're digging in your heels

 

either way, it's really not that important to me :)

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Some might consider this sarcasm but since we both know this is true, I will simply say thank you. I

t was 2008 as our pillow talk went through the night discussing the relative merits of the primary Democratic primary candidates. We both supported the same candidate but you were about to switch teams. Surprisingly, considering my history of switching teams, I remained staunch in my support for the other. We both know how that turned out. So I wonder if you now agree with me that my candidate would have done a better job in 2008 and that the 2016 political landscape would be much different and probably better if it had worked out that way. Have your answer ready for Palm Springs.

 

Sarcasm? Moi? No es posible.

 

And you are welcome.

 

As for Hillary, boy, you really set me up on this one. I am a diehard devotee of Bill Clinton. And yet I continue to delight my Republican clients with a phrase I coined over a decade ago, and deeply believe. Every time you put Hillary behind the wheel of the car, she will drive it into the ditch. Exhibit A. Obamacare is the law. Hillarycare is not. Exhibit B. Obama is President. Hillary is not. Exhibit C. "Corporations don't create jobs." What the fuck is that?

 

I hope your faith in her yields better results next time. I am not holding my breath. Except perhaps in anticipation of your deep, long, languishing kiss.

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Sarcasm? Moi? No es posible.

 

And you are welcome.

 

As for Hillary, boy, you really set me up on this one. I am a diehard devotee of Bill Clinton. And yet I continue to delight my Republican clients with a phrase I coined over a decade ago, and deeply believe. Every time you put Hillary behind the wheel of the car, she will drive it into the ditch. Exhibit A. Obamacare is the law. Hillarycare is not. Exhibit B. Obama is President. Hillary is not. Exhibit C. "Corporations don't create jobs." What the fuck is that?

 

I hope your faith in her yields better results next time. I am not holding my breath. Except perhaps in anticipation of your deep, long, languishing kiss.

Well, lest this be moved to the political section, also known of solitary confinement, I will respectfully disagree and hope to continue this conversation in person.

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