Barefoot...and Proud of It!

[+ Lucky]

Increasingly I have noticed that escorts and masseurs whom I inquire of are willing to go completely barefoot during the course of a session. Recently, every single escort was willing to bare every single toe.

Does this present any dangers to me? How do I protect myself from foot fungus, or just plain foot-in-mouth disease?

[Flower]

>Increasingly I have noticed that escorts and masseurs whom I

>inquire of are willing to go completely barefoot during the

>course of a session. Recently, every single escort was willing

>to bare every single toe.

>Does this present any dangers to me? How do I protect myself

>from foot fungus, or just plain foot-in-mouth disease?

Lucky--what a coincidence, and great question btw--this has long been troubling me as I too have been plagued by these same concerns, but simply too embarrassed to ask the question. While there is so much information on the topic at gay.com health, the CDC web site and -- well all over the net for that matter, I feel much more comfortable getting the views of lay people here, on this important topic.

 

I only wish I had a definitive answer, however, tthe ONLY sure way to avoid hoof and mouth is not to do his feet without protection--while this may SEEM SELF-EVIDENT, and almost superfluous, it never hurts to bring up these topics time and time again despite the unwanted attention it may bring to you:+

 

That being said, bearing the toe, by it self, however, should be completely safe, in keeping with what the latest health reports flooding the Internet also say.}(

[+ Lucky]

Sadly, Flower, there is a lot of misinformation out there on the Internet. For example, several studies purport to show that cotton socks in and of themselves are insufficient protection and that to be safe, the sock must have an acrylic content of at least 80%. But at least one of these studies is trying to bootstrap on the success of another. So it's nice to be able to come here and get to the bottom of it.

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Cooties

 

>Sadly, Flower, there is a lot of misinformation out there on

>the Internet.

 

> So it's nice to

>be able to come here and get to the bottom of it.

 

It depends on where the feet are going.

 

Toe Jam is one the easiest way to get hoof and mouth, but even worse, toe jam is high in trans fatty acids.

 

If the body worker is performing a traditional back walking, I would wear a thin sheaf of light weight paper. I would recommend going to Union Station bathroom stalls until you find enough with toilet paper seat covers and stealing them in sufficient number to cover your back. Goddess knows, I found most bathrooms in Manhattan did not have toilet seat paper covers, so this may limit the number of massages you can have in one year.

 

As for the cotton socks, you will likely find it uncomfortable and so will the escort, if he is trying to stick his big (or even his little) toe into your buttocks while wearing cotton socks, unless they are the new lycra imbued pairs which tend to hug the membrane of the skin.

 

For more in depth medical counseling, this is the best site on the internet:

 

http://www.thesnooze.com/comedypaper/toe.html

 

 

http://www.gaydar.co.uk/francodisantis

[Luv2play]

I have a TOTAL aversion to having sex with a man while he is wearing his socks. This stems, I believe, from an early exposure to those Super8 porno flicks of my youth when ugly old men wearing black socks fucked buxom ladies. Ugh!

 

I don't think hoof-and-mouth can be transferred from animals to man (and I like my men to be animals!!!)

 

So Lucky, I say, don't just welcome it but insist on it, barefoot in the sack!}(

[+ BenjaminNicholas]

Valid concerns... But~

 

What about those who are dedicated 'shrimpers' of feet? I'm more than sure that Tinactin doesn't make a mouth spray or lozenge.

 

Warmest Always,

 

 

 

Benjamin Nicholas

[DaninWA]

What's a shrimper?

[AdamSmith]

>I have a TOTAL aversion to having sex with a man while he is

>wearing his socks. This stems, I believe, from an early

>exposure to those Super8 porno flicks of my youth when ugly

>old men wearing black socks fucked buxom ladies. Ugh!

 

Existentially you're in good company. Sartre has a scene in Nausea where a prostitute asks the narrator if she can keep her stockings on. If memory serves, he says, "I tried to sleep with her, but I felt her organs becoming objects and my desire died away."

[AdamSmith]

> I'm

>more than sure that Tinactin doesn't make a mouth spray or

>lozenge.

 

Alarmingly, there is an oral preparation of clotrimazole called Mycelex. x(

[+ BenjaminNicholas]

A 'shrimper' or someone who is into 'shrimping' enjoys sucking on another's toes for sexual gratification.

 

... and then there's tea-bagging

 

 

Warmest Always,

 

 

 

Benjamin Nicholas

[OneFinger]

RE: Cooties

 

>...Toe Jam is one the easiest way to get hoof and mouth, but even

worse, toe jam is high in trans fatty acids.

 

Perhaps we could combine this thread with the one about the HooBoy cookbook. Anyone have a good recipe for toe jam? :+

[+ Lucky]

RE: Cooties

 

ROFL!! FInger Lickin' good!

[Trixie]

I have a home remedy that might be helpful! First, bind the barefoot escort securely to the bed. Put the headphones on him, and crank up 101 Strings' "Theme From a Summer Place" while you apply your Lee Press-On nails. Paint them whore-red, let them dry, and then tickle the feet of said escort savagely for half an hour (Be sure to leave 101 Strings on the whole time!).

This brushes away 99.9% of all nasty fungus. If it doesn't work, there's always Tinactin.

Trix

[Flower]

Paint them

>whore-red, let them dry, and then tickle the feet of said

>escort savagely for half an hour

 

But what if I only have Scarlet nail polish available?

[Guest msclonly]

Is this a trick question?

 

It really is very SIMPLE!

 

Don't put their FOOT in your MOUTH!

 

 

 

Good Luck!

 

:+

[Trixie]

Scarlet will do,

If bees are few.

 

This may not make sense, but I want to be able to make allusions to Emily Dickenson too!

Trix

[Will]

Oh, dear. Here's something else to worry about. I've never thought about it, frankly, because up to now a good sniff has told me just where those feet should or should not go.

 

Although I'll probably not have the presence of mind to try it myself, I suppose that those provocatively-named antiseptic wipes called "Wet Ones" would do the trick. It would probably even feel good to have someone gently wash one's feet before turning them into a shrimp cocktail.

 

By the way, speaking from both experiences, I can say that I'd rather be a shrimp than a shrimper. If you haven't tried it, I recommend it highly. After a good foot-washing, of course.

[+ Lucky]

It is indeed quite the sensual experience. But what is good for the goose...etc.

Maybe Rick can tell us what are the best techniques to blow a toe!

[AdamSmith]

>Scarlet will do,

>If bees are few.

>

>This may not make sense, but I want to be able to make

>allusions to Emily Dickenson too!

>Trix

 

Another by the divine Emily that you may like (relevant, to boot!):

 

LII

 

Is bliss, then, such abyss

I must not put my foot amiss

For fear I spoil my shoe?

I 'd rather suit my foot

Than save my boot,

For yet to buy another pair

Is possible

At any fair.

But bliss is sold just once;

The patent lost

None buy it any more.

[Guest Ant415]

RE: Cooties

 

I only buy GOLD TOE white cotton socks.

[+ Lucky]

RE: Cool Socks

 

How many socks, Gold Toe or not, does an ant need?

[Guest Ant415]

RE: Cool Socks

 

8 pair... no that is for spiders.

 

6 pair then...

[+ Lucky]

RE: Cool Socks

 

http://www.enchantedlearning.com/agifs/Ant.GIF

 

At least they don't have 415 legs!

[+ Lucky]

Shrimper at work:

 

http://www.oldies.citysearch.com/images/Suck4.jpg