Male models don't..... :)

[+ friendofsheila]

...have to pay bills.

 

They just magically get taken care of.

[+ friendofsheila]

...fart.

[bobchitown]

...have balls. The 'roids turned them into raisins.

[+ friendofsheila]

... show up at libraries wearing Speedos.

 

Ever.

[Kenny]

...inevitably age well. http://www.daz3d.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/960x1248/17f82f742ffe127f42dca9de82fb58b1/m/a/mainmale.jpg

[+ stevenkesslar]

... Masturbate

 

They cum just by knowing you guys worship them like this.

[Tonyko]

I think we're being a little stereo-typical about these guys and forgetting JUST how much WORK goes into maintaining their workable status, gym regiments so specific so as to not add mass facials dermatologists hair salons dentists no carbs no booze 48hrs before a shoot no late nights mani's pedi's etc etc etc every part of them has to maintained like a Ferrari to keep their looks that we all drool over. So lets cut them some slack. All that being said I'll add one.

Join Mensa.

[caliguy]

I think we're being a little stereo-typical about these guys and forgetting JUST how much WORK goes into maintaining their workable status, gym regiments so specific so as to not add mass facials dermatologists hair salons dentists no carbs no booze 48hrs before a shoot no late nights mani's pedi's etc etc etc every part of them has to maintained like a Ferrari to keep their looks that we all drool over. So lets cut them some slack. All that being said I'll add one.

Join Mensa.

It really must be so hard on them.

http://media.giphy.com/media/GDZE37wUhDQo8/giphy.gif

[Wolfer]

This thread made me think of this scene of 30 Rock:

[+ honcho]

Join Mensa.

 

Uh, wasn't there a posting here about about a Lecturer at a distinguished UK university (with a Ph. D. in Mathematics)

having a side career as to top flight fashion model?

 

There was a music professor a local state university who was handsome and trim enough to be a model, and did belong to Mensa.

[Guest]

Uh, wasn't there a posting here about about a Lecturer at a distinguished UK university (with a Ph. D. in Mathematics)

having a side career as to top flight fashion model?

 

There was a music professor a local state university who was handsome and trim enough to be a model, and did belong to Mensa.

 

I don't know if he's a member of Mensa or not, but you may be thinking of Pietro Boselli. I had a recent string on him in the Gallery.

http://www.newnownext.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Screen-Shot-2015-03-30-at-10.18.31-AM.png

 

 

http://www.wheninmanila.com/beauty-and-brains-hot-math-prof-is-a-successful-male-model/

[+ Robster]

... eat, apparently.

[Guest]

More of Pietro Boselli in this string....

http://www.companyofmen.org/threads/bray-love.106101/#post-981816

[+ friendofsheila]

...cook.

[+ friendofsheila]

...clean the kitchen (see above).

[+ purplekow]

Bring money on a date

[gallahadesquire]

Bring money on a date

 

Neither does Queen Elizabeth II. As I remember it incorrectly, she's not allowed to touch the coin of the Realm.

[geminibear]

get caught on Ashley Madison

[MscleLovr]

Bring money on a date

 

As a modeliser, PK, I can affirm your statement to be true.

[+ friendofsheila]

...read books. If they've heard of a book, it's because it was made into a movie.

[+ friendofsheila]

...don't wear Speedos while changing a flat tire.

 

 

 

 

 

Unless they know they're being caught on video:

 

[N13]

call me for a date!

[+ friendofsheila]

...have to shop for clothes. Their jobs just give them all the new, hip, cool, hot expensive clothing they need.

 

[+ purplekow]

...have to shop for clothes. Their jobs just give them all the new, hip, cool, hot expensive clothing they need.

 

I had a similar style pants back in the day. Yellow on yellow stripes. When I brought them home, my mother laughed and laughed and then laughed some more.

[+ friendofsheila]

...lose their hair.