How do you tell a girl that her pussy stinks???

[ready182]

Maybe this is why I prefer guys???

 

Anyway, I'm seeing a new girl. She's in her low 20's. I'm in my low 40's. Great girl -- attractive -- nice -- etc. . Quite frankly, I think I would like to knock her up (I would love to have kids). But there's one problem -- stinky pussy. What should I do???

 

Not so Ready

[ready182]

The funny thing about stinky pussys ...

 

... is the more you fuck them, the stinkier they get.

 

Less Ready

[ready182]

Not to be confused by sloppy pussy ...

 

.. there was this other girl, whom I was recently dating. She had a sloppy pussy. It didn't smell bad, but when you fucked her or when you ate her, she became so fuckin' sloppy that it made you just want to puke.

 

So, do you think I might be a "little bit" gay???

 

Confused Ready

[ready182]

RE: The funny thing about stinky pussys ...

 

... and today she is wondering why I didn't eat her out.

[guptasa1]

RE: The funny thing about stinky pussys ...

 

Ewwww. Girls. Yucky. LOL. *runs away screaming* ;o)

 

Well...assuming her hygiene is actually okay but it's just her natural scent that you don't like, you could always try to be inventive and fun about it instead of directly tell her... I'm sure there are minty or flavored products (some which probably stimulate at the same time) you could rub down there first. Try a good sex toy or lube shop on the Internet. I'd browse MyPleasure.com, or maybe even drugstore.com has stuff like that. Good luck...you'll need it. ;o)

[ready182]

And while I am on the unpopular topic of Girls ...

 

... why do so many of them COMPLETELY suck in bed??? Where is it written that all responsibiity for sexual fun falls on the man??? What am I talking about? Example: For God's sake, Could she actually "TOUCH" my dick or balls once in a while (God forbid she would use your mouth!). You know, it's really not a turn-on for me when she slobbers all over my face for an hour and a half!

 

Yet they expect you to eat their stinky snatches and fuck them for at least an hour without cumming (if you do cum, of course, they find this very gross).

 

I DO like girls. I keep telling myself, I DO like girls.

[Guest ncm2169]

RE: Not to be confused by sloppy pussy ...

 

< So, do you think I might be a "little bit" gay??? >

 

Maybe a "little bit" playin with us. :+

[KY_TOP]

Gross, Thank You for ruining my supper.

[Guest ncm2169]

Hmmm...maybe gives a whole new meaning to the term, "TV Dinner?"

 

One does wonder...with due respect, of course...do Trans-sexuals who begin as females and become males still exude the umm...scent? :o

[Guest ncm2169]

< I think I would like to knock her up

What should I do??? >

 

Artificial semination? Nose plugs? FDS?

 

Sorry to hear about this predicament. Been there, done that. x(

 

A wise man once said, "There's only one thing that smells worse than dead fish..." }(

[Guest ncm2169]

< Artificial semination? >

 

DUH. Artificial IN semination. :o

[VaHawk]

Now ncm, show KYT some compassion. For all we know, that TV dinner was a tuna casserole. Enough said. x(

[+ glutes]

'Ready182', Ready to eat pussy?? I am ready to vomit!

Surely you must be fucking with us, this is a M4M site to seek out rented twinks to muscle marys...

[seaboy4hire]

LOL...ROFL...Oh my!!!! Well if this all for real try some play in the shower. Take the bar of soap and just shove it in her gash, give it a good scrubbing and while your at it play with her clit. NO I am not bi but I have had many female friends and well they talk...hehehe. And if all fails cum in a cub and bust out the turkey baster and some ky :-)

 

Hugs,

Greg

Greg Seattle Wa seaboy4hire@yahoo.com

http://www.male4malescorts.com/reviews/gregseattle.html http://briefcase.yahoo.com/seaboy4hire

[Guest Les]

A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she has a

smelly pussy. She explains the problem and the doctor

tells her to take all her clothes off and lay on the

examination table.

 

He inspects her quickly and then says, 'Right, just

give me a second please.'

 

He goes behind the screen and comes back with a long

stick that has a hook on the end.

 

"Oh my god!" says the woman in terror, "what are you

going to do with that thing?"

 

The doctor replies, "I'm going to open a window, it

fucking stinks in here."

[AdamSmith]

God came down to the Garden and commanded Adam: “Suffer not thy wife Eve to bathe in the river. Permit her anything but that.”

 

“But, Lord,” said Adam, “what of Thy command not to eat of the Tree of Knowledge?”

 

“Forget the Tree! Just keep her out of that river.”

 

“Yes, Lord.”

 

Later, Eve, seeing Adam asleep, wondered what harm could possibly come of a little swim.

 

Hardly had she taken three strokes when a voice thundered, “ADAM! Thy wife hath disobeyed and gone into the river.”

 

Adam thought a moment, then said, “Well, Lord…after all, what matter?”

 

“FOOLS! I’ll never get that smell out of those fish.”

[+ Lucky]

RE: How do you tell

 

How do you tell ready182 that his post stinks?

[Guest ncm2169]

< “FOOLS! I’ll never get that smell out of those fish.” >

 

ROFLMAO - OUT LOUD!! :+

[Doc]

Break up an Alka-Seltzer and put a piece, about the size of a dime up her snatch and that will take care of everything.

 

OR

 

Put a Listerine Breath Strip on you tounge and start licking away and you can clean it up.