Be sure the really scrub all your cracks and crevices

[+ purplekow]

I hired a well recommended escort recently. The guy has a great body and the sex was above average.

Under usual circumstances i would consider hiring him again, but there were two items that struck me as odd and off putting.

He asked me to meet him on a corner in NYC and i was there at the appointed time, he arrived a few minutes late, called me on the phone, and then gave me instructions over the phone though i was standing right next to him. He asked me to walk behind him several paces and to not engage him in conversation. When we reached his building, fittingly the back door, if there were others on the elevator, he asked that when we got off, that i turn in the opposite direction than he did and turn a corner, wait 10 seconds and then return and head down the hallway he had entered. He said he would leave his door ajar. As it turned out, he was just entering his apartment when i reentered the hallways and as I walked down to his apartment at least two other doors were ajar. A few seconds more and i may well have been walking in to the wrong apartment.

Does his behavior seem to exceed usual discrete behavior?

 

Once i arrived at his apartment, he asked if I would shower, which was fine with me. After fairly intense instructions concerning turning on and off the shower,(which pretty much included a demonstartion of how to turn a shower handle) he left the bathroom with the words" Be sure to really scrubs all your cracks and crevices. I thought about leaving. I found his demeanor condescending and more than a bit insulting.

 

i stayed. He was very hot and as I mentioned, the sex was above average. Still the interpersonal interaction was strange.

The good bye talk at the end was forced but not particularly strange.

 

So Dance 3 Looks 10 Not sure it is a deal breaker but it has put a bit of doubt in my mind.

So guys, does hot sex with torrid man override a cool reception and a cold shower?

[TruHart1]

Oh my, PK. He sounds a bit paranoid regarding being discreet! Also, I’d wonder why, since I personally always make sure I am super clean before I meet any escort, he’d require me to shower again. Still, if I enjoyed my time with him enough I would probably be happy to try again. I think I’d be fine with the cloak & dagger and extra cleansing routines. Of course if I felt the whole experience was not the best, then why go through his requirements again?

 

TruHart1

[+ Gar1eth]

My name is Escort, James Escort.

 

Gman

[rvwnsd]

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He asked me to meet him on a corner in NYC and i was there at the appointed time, he arrived a few minutes late, called me on the phone, and then gave me instructions over the phone though i was standing right next to him. He asked me to walk behind him several paces and to not engage him in conversation. When we reached his building, fittingly the back door, if there were others on the elevator, he asked that when we got off, that i turn in the opposite direction than he did and turn a corner...

 

If probably would have started walking in the opposite direction when I received the instructions about walking several paces behind him. However, if I hadn't done that, at this point I would have walked in the direction opposite of his and kept walking. To the elevator.

 

...Does his behavior seem to exceed usual discrete behavior?...

 

Yes, it does. In fact, it sounds rather paranoid. If I was concerned about discretion I would not leave my door ajar for a stranger to enter. People have friends accompany them to their apartments all the times. Strangers waltzing in through an open door, not so much.

 

...Once i arrived at his apartment, he asked if I would shower, which was fine with me. After fairly intense instructions concerning turning on and off the shower,(which pretty much included a demonstartion of how to turn a shower handle)...

 

This wouldn't be off-putting if the water was quirky. For example, an escort might turn the water on because the temperature is difficult to regulate or the handle has a habit of coming off in one's hand. Doesn't sound like the case here.

 

...he left the bathroom with the words" Be sure to really scrubs all your cracks and crevices. I thought about leaving. I found his demeanor condescending and more than a bit insulting....

 

Perhaps said the right way it could have come across as a joke, but it doesn't sound like it did. If he is that concerned, he should offer to soap you up.

 

...So Dance 3 Looks 10 Not sure it is a deal breaker but it has put a bit of doubt in my mind.

So guys, does hot sex with torrid man override a cool reception and a cold shower?

 

I wouldn't hire again. There's more to the interaction than just sex. There are plenty of built, handsome, sexy guys who are great in bed who don't behave like assholes.

 

Methinks you should write a review.

[adriano46]

I have met a few escorts in NYC who act in a similar way but it is not THAT off-putting. There was one who uses a "studio" in an office building and does not want to attract attention to what he does in the studio... odd but not a put off. Perhaps the escort was not "gay" and had a wife or girlfriend or something and does not want them telling his partner what he really does in his free time? Anyway the cloak and dagger business is a bit paranoid but still, he was the one you hired...

 

On the shower - I would like nothing more than to shower and clean every crevice before any and all encounters. I may be squeaky clean when I leave my place but especially in the summer, I walk a few blocks or more in this heat and... well... I would not even mention this. To me, when the guy I hire is not as clean as I want (when visiting me) I insist he take a shower before we do anything; I appreciate when I visit an escort and he allows me a chance to "freshen up" before the main event.

[+ ArVaGuy]

Perhaps the escort had a previous run in with law enforcement and he's over compensating. He could also have issues with his management company which could account for the elevator and door ajar business. The shower aspect is off-putting and a lost opportunity. He could have joined you in the shower rather than making such an odd statement to " wash the cracks and crevices."

 

Again, his behavior here is likely based on bad experiences. We've all heard stories of what working guys have to endure from clients with poor hygiene. A top tier escort could have enhanced the whole shower request by hopping in with you and getting the party started so to speak. Such is not uncommon and a way for the escort to discretely freshen up the client with most clients being none the wiser.

 

I hope you write a formal review with these details.

[Jon Royce]

I frequently shoot photos of escorts in my apartment in Arlington, VA. Have a similar set of rules for visitors based on not wanting my neighbors to know my business. Similar requests: (1) meet me by the dumpsters and I'll escort you into my building; (2) do not engage in any sexual talk while in the halls or elevators; (3) do not engage in any conversations with my neighbors; (4) do not engage in any sex or escort talk while using your cell phone on the balcony (or go into a bedroom to talk); (5) take a shower and scrub your butt (don't want any marks on furniture or backdrops - or get rid of those white armpit deodorant marks). I did have a difficult shower that needed some instruction until maintenance replaced the handles - all is good now with the shower. There are other requests. For example: Eat your lunch at the table, use a coaster, don't throw your wet towel on the sofa, etc. All things my parents used to say to me. Ha!

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[Steven_Draker]

"Would you like to take a shower?"

 

"Be sure to really scrubs all your cracks and crevices".

 

Was that said in jest or in all seriousness? I think it really depends on the tone used.

 

Also, it would be interesting to know whether you guys met in a steamy hot summer day with 100F outside?

[+ Funguy]

My name is Escort, James Escort.

 

Gman

 

Good one, Gman.

[jawjateck]

Lawd lawd lawd......when he called me while I was standing next to him, I would have walked away immediately.

[Phil_musc]

I just assumed he was trying out some sort of new role play scenario.

[+ Axiom2001]

Lawd lawd lawd......when he called me while I was standing next to him, I would have walked away immediately.

 

I would have done likewise, jawjateck. I like openess and ease as well as "natural" discretion! This "hot" man would have been one who would have gotten away based on

his demeanor and requirements!!!!! There are other hotties....

[jimboivyo]

guy sounds like an OCD freak

 

I'll pass

[+ purplekow]

Was that said in jest or in all seriousness? I think it really depends on the tone used.

 

Also, it would be interesting to know whether you guys met in a steamy hot summer day with 100F outside?

 

Steven it was a cool day in this unusually cool summer of '14 I did not object to the shower request, it was the was all the cracks and crevices, said in all earnestness. After a detailed tour of the shower handle (turn to the left for on to the right for off took about 2 minutes to demonstrate and explain) it seemed he was fairly sure i had never seen a shower nor would i have any idea what to do when the water came on.

As for those who ask about having hot sex after such a cool reception, all I can say is that it was a dirty job, someone had to do it, so I showered and jumped in.

[Steven_Draker]

he was fairly sure i had never seen a shower nor would i have any idea what to do when the water came on.

 

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[+ friendofsheila]

So Dance 3 Looks 10 Not sure it is a deal breaker but it has put a bit of doubt in my mind.

So guys, does hot sex with torrid man override a cool reception and a cold shower?

 

I would have to ask whether the hot sex overwhelmed the strangeness enough that it was a good experience overall.

 

That would answer the question for me.

[+ Gar1eth]

After a detailed tour of the shower handle (turn to the left for on to the right for off took about 2 minutes to demonstrate and explain) it seemed he was fairly sure i had never seen a shower nor would i have any idea what to do when the water came on.

 

I'm assuming this was a normal shower handle? Not one of those ones leading to a shower with two or three heads or other attachments?

 

Gman

[+ purplekow]

I would have to ask whether the hot sex overwhelmed the strangeness enough that it was a good experience overall.

 

That would answer the question for me.

Well FOS, who does not seem to me to be FOS, I was looking to try and find a regular once a month fuck you brains out kind of guy and the strangeness was a bit too strange for that. On the other hand, the once in awhile, fuck till you drop kind of guy, the sex was good enough to look past the strangeness and the cracks and crevices remark. By the way, I have good skin and minimal lines, I suppose if I looked like a Sharpei, I would have been even more taken aback.

 

I'm assuming this was a normal shower handle? Not one of those ones leading to a shower with two or three heads or other attachments?

 

Gman

Turn counterclockwise and water comes out, the more you turn, the warmed the water.

[Diverdan]

Hey Jaw.... love your blog! Keep it up, which I am sure you do...

[sdvjm]

What a strange experience... You should definitely post a review so that others know what they are in for. I just might be up for a little covert ops role play... LOL