Bent?

[Will]

Here's something trivial, but this morning's pair of coverboys reminded me once again of something I keep noticing, and that keeps puzzling me.

 

Why do dicks bend? Mostly, they seem to bend towards the left. In your experience -- and escorts would probably be the best judges -- do more dicks bend to the left or to the right? Do more dicks stick straight out/up (depending on your age!), or do the majority tend to one side or the other?

 

And what in the world makes them curve? Is there a relationship between the length of the dick and its tendency to curve?

 

And while we're on the subject, what about those sort of handlebar dicks, like Jeff Stryker's and Ken Ryker's? You know, the ones that spring sturdily upwards from the base, then sort of change their minds about halfway and wind up pointing not up but down.

 

Inquiring (and dirty) minds want to know.

[+ Cock Eyed Optimist]

Will,

 

Good question. I was always told that your dick bent in the direction that you "dressed" yourself. (If you wore boxers, the leg you let it rest on, or if it were briefs, the direction it laid inside the briefs) I have also heard that it depended upon which hand you used to jack off with. Since your penis is made up of mostly spongy erectile tissue and no muscle or connective tissue whatsoever, I really don't see why it would continually adhere to a specific position. But it does!

 

I like the ones that go straight out and then bend down slightly at the tip. They go down the throat with ease! Jasen Rhodes in NY has the perfect bend in his dick to make it the most suckable one ever.

 

Mine used to point straight up, but has widened the angle with age.

Alas! It will be interesting to see what other posters have to say.;

[Guest ncm2169]

FWIW, a salesman in the Boys Department at a local clothing store told me, as a pre-pubescent youth, that I needed "the proper support" in my underwear (briefs with a pouch) as I entered puberty. I remember him mumbling something about me "wanting to have everything grow properly." }(

 

Before anyone asks, YES, for the most part, it did.

[Barry]

Will,

 

Having watched many circumcisions during my clinical stint in the NICU I thoroughly believe how the cutting is done will have something to do with the "straightness" of the cock later.

 

And working in a teaching hospital I watched many an amateur resident do them for practice/experience.

 

Barry

[chrismac]

Ooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuch!:o

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Intact

 

We will need to hear from a few other intact men, such as myself, but mine points outward and forward and in a very firmly forward manner (I am loath to use the word "straight" you will note). My experience is that other men I have been with who are also intact have curves or bends or none at all, as is the case with men who are not intact.

 

I think a more interesting question is why some are thick at the base and some are thick at the tip? Why do they taper one way and others taper the other way....

 

 

To assure freshness and potency, store in a cool, dark place.

 

http://www.erados.com/Franco

[+ glutes]

RE: Intact

 

Well I'm sure Rabbi Axebahia has performed many a circumcision, maybe he can weigh in on this one...

[axebahia]

RE: Intact

 

>Well I'm sure Rabbi Axebahia has performed many a

>circumcision, maybe he can weigh in on this one...

 

Oivey, he should've paid the extra Shekel and gone to Mount Sinai!

}(

[Bilbo]

RE: my cousin

 

I have a gay cousin whom I have never seen hard. Which is hardly surprising. So the first time that I ever knew that he had a dick with a bend in it was when he emailed me that he had had corrective plastic surgery and now he was so proud that it was str .... um, that it no longer bent. He told me what he had changed and I think it was some kind of a bladder inside of it. The one on one side had grown larger than the one on the other, so that when they filled with blood, the cock was longer on one side than the other and, hence, curved. However, it's been a good bit more than a year ago, I think, since this happened and you know my memory ....

[Guest ncm2169]

RE: my cousin

 

Nothing yet from the LaLaLand contingent? ;-)

 

Surely, in the land of Botox, there are dick...umm..."perfections." }(

[Doc]

RE: my cousin

 

>I have a gay cousin whom I have never seen hard. Which is

>hardly surprising. So the first time that I ever knew that he

>had a dick with a bend in it was when he emailed me that he

>had had corrective plastic surgery and now he was so proud

>that it was str .... um, that it no longer bent. He told me

>what he had changed and I think it was some kind of a bladder

>inside of it. The one on one side had grown larger than the

>one on the other, so that when they filled with blood, the

>cock was longer on one side than the other and, hence, curved.

>

 

And I always thought it had something to do with the direction of the Earths rotation.

[Guest jwraustin]

I think I can take a shot at this question.

 

I was told by a friend of mine who is a urologist that it has to do with the way the penis grows. It has to do with the way the cells mature in the penis as one matures thru puberty. It some cases, the cells on one side of the penis grow a little more tightly than the ones on the opposite side of the penis, and hence the curve appears. Also, an injury to one side of the penis can cause a curve. Also, a contributing factor is the way the penis is arranged in the shorts over years and that could in some cases cause the penis to bend slightly.

 

I am one of those guys who points directly ahead. I like to think its due to all of the blow jobs I have received over the years that pulled it straight out. And trust me, as they say in Texas, some of those guys could have sucked the paint off a trailer hitch.

 

 

Jon Dean

http://www.manfuck.net

[foxy]

This is why dicks are so much fun. They all have their own personalities. All I know is I like them all. It's such a nice hobby.

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Chrome off a bumper

 

>And trust me, as they say

>in Texas, some of those guys could have sucked the paint off a

>trailer hitch.

>

 

Send them to Southern California. Our weather is better and the Govenor here, once we know who he or she is, of course, does not get a major hard on during executions. We also have better beaches and, as the sitting head of state pointed out, we have not had a black out in two years.

 

One of the reasons I returned to escorting in Los Angeles is that once I moved here, I was sooooooo disappointed to discover that gay men in Los Angeles, in addition to being total bottoms, give lousy head and think all the have to do is hold their own legs up and they have done their part in the equation. . . .

[Guest ncm2169]

< sucked the paint off a trailer hitch >

 

I always thought it was, "could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch." :9

 

Maybe we have a better class of trailers here. :o

[jackhammer91406]

RE: Chrome off a bumper

 

Franco,

Which Gay men in Los Angeles are you talking about?

I have found a few guys who can do justice to 'lil jack and I know of at least one top besides myself. Check your references.