+ friendofsheila Posted September 28, 2013 Posted September 28, 2013 Trent Reed http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2111/2440150964_9f8ac99fc9.jpg is seen in grubby clothes, opening a pizza box he got out of a trash can. When the homeowner confronts him, Trent says he hasn't eaten in days. The homeowner is sympathetic, so he lets Trent in for a shower. While Trent is lathering up, the homeowner spies on him. Trent, who has no apartment or home of his own, has clearly been sleeping on a tanning bed wearing only a thong. Poor guy! *** So now tell us some of the sillier porn plot points YOU'VE seen. Phil_musc 1
Epigonos Posted September 28, 2013 Posted September 28, 2013 Friendofsheila have you EVER seen a porn film which claimed to have a plot where that “plot” wasn’t silly and/or preposterous? I certainly haven't!!!!! geminibear 1
bigvalboy Posted September 28, 2013 Posted September 28, 2013 I never watch the plot....that's why they make that little 'fast forward' button. + LIguy 1
Kevin Slater Posted September 29, 2013 Posted September 29, 2013 (edited) My favorite porn vignette is in Pizza Boy: He Delivers, where the supposed delivery guy picks up the pizza box, turns it on its side and tucks it under his arm. I don't know what happens after that, as I've usually shot my wad by that point. [Admin note: Sorry Kevin, there's a hardon in that image.] Kevin Slater Edited October 2, 2015 by deej
+ poolboy48220 Posted September 29, 2013 Posted September 29, 2013 AWESOME bit! that was troy ramsey, he delivers a pizza to steve henson, they share it & steve spills a glass of wine on him. He says "I'll get fired if my boss finds out I've been drinking", so Steve offers to launder his clothes and helps him wash off in his shower. A more recent one, Josh Long breaks into a guy's back yard and is skinny dipping. The guy catches him, and makes him do whatever he wants in return for not calling the police.
bostonman Posted September 29, 2013 Posted September 29, 2013 I know this is about a straight porn move (gasp!), but anyone here know of a film called The Opening Of Misty Beethoven? A straight porn classic that (I didn't even realize until I looked it up just now) just got its first release on DVD/Blu-ray, and also a soundtrack release (more on that in a minute). It's part "art film," part porn - and in reality it's the porn version of Pygmalion, with a sexologist turning a young prostitute into a sex-goddess pornstar. When I was a college freshman in the early 80's, they had a porn night one weekend (along with the usual on-campus big-screen film night), and this was the film they showed. I was sitting with my (gay) roommate, and to be honest I don't remember all that much about the film or the sex...but I do remember a private joke my roomie and I had for weeks/months after that. And it concerned the soundtrack - this one peppy wordless jazz vocal bit (quasi Swingle Singers) that kept recurring throughout the film, that was way catchy and seemed fairly comical in the context of the film. For a long time after the showing, all one of us would have to do would be to start singing the "dabadabada" hook from that song, and we would start laughing. Hearing this on youtube just now brings back some silly memories. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hkojsf0rfN8 And...here's a taste of some of the crazy (but sometimes quite witty) dialogue from the film...(I love the airplane banter especially) AdamSmith 1
+ friendofsheila Posted September 30, 2013 Author Posted September 30, 2013 This one made me laugh. **** The camera starts in tight on a butthole. The owner of the butthole ("Bo Summers"?) is stroking his hole, his legs high up in the air, laying back on a couch. Another man is in the room, the owner's friend. "When are you going to let me have some of that ass?" the other man says, eagerly. Bo puts his legs down quickly, and starts to pull his pants up. He says, sounding annoyed, "I can't let you fuck me! IT WOULD COMPLICATE OUR FRIENDSHIP!!" Wolfer and Phil_musc 2
+ friendofsheila Posted September 30, 2013 Author Posted September 30, 2013 My favorite porn vignette is in Pizza Boy: He Delivers, where the supposed delivery guy picks up the pizza box, turns it on its side and tucks it under his arm. Kevin Slater Love it!
+ friendofsheila Posted September 30, 2013 Author Posted September 30, 2013 I don't know what happens after that, as I've usually shot my wad by that point. Kevin Slater Melted mozzarella really does it for you, huh?
bostonman Posted September 30, 2013 Posted September 30, 2013 Melted mozzarella really does it for you, huh? Somehow you just made me think of one of my favorite phallic Seinfeld moments, involving a squirt of ketchup from a squeeze bottle in response to a bit of sexy talk...
+ azdr0710 Posted September 30, 2013 Posted September 30, 2013 well, that Seinfeld clip led me to watch this one from the suggested clips at the end... the perfect man: "nothing but sex and shopping".... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdU9Dcd4WV8 geminibear 1
maninsoma Posted September 30, 2013 Posted September 30, 2013 I typically don't want the plot parts in any porn, but a film I fondly remember is Falcon's "Touch Me...It's Hot, It's Tender." The plot is roughly this: Boy stays at home while his man goes off to his construction job. As soon as man leaves, boy calls someone over for a tryst. Man finds out there's no work, returns home, finds boy with another man and goes off. The following is my favorite part: Boy, sobbing, calls a friend who comes over with a third friend and a 3-way ensues. (Guess boy isn't too distraught after all.) Meanwhile, man picks up someone outside and, while they're having sex, keeps seeing his boy's face. After everyone comes, man comes home to boy and they have make-up sex. I know my write-up is dry, but the story is told in such a ridiculous way that it's fun to watch. And the boy, played by Troy Mackenzie, is so bad he's good in terms of his acting.
+ friendofsheila Posted October 3, 2013 Author Posted October 3, 2013 Meanwhile, man picks up someone outside and, while they're having sex, keeps seeing his boy's face. I remember this part. And the man blinks and shakes his head, a gesture from the silent movie handbook, under how to register disbelief.
+ friendofsheila Posted October 2, 2015 Author Posted October 2, 2015 Check out the preview video here: http://www.jizzorgy.com/scene/6531/p-o-w-part-4/ The music behind this gang-bang preview it is like when the elderly person in the rom-com is being taken to the hospital for an emergency -ectomy of some kind, and everyone is worried if it will be a success. Hilarious.
+ friendofsheila Posted October 2, 2015 Author Posted October 2, 2015 Check out the preview video here: http://www.jizzorgy.com/scene/6531/p-o-w-part-4/ The music behind this gang-bang preview it is like when the elderly person in the rom-com is being taken to the hospital for an emergency -ectomy of some kind, and everyone is worried if it will be a success. Hilarious.
+ friendofsheila Posted October 2, 2015 Author Posted October 2, 2015 I'm looking into my crystal ball, and I'm predicting that this topic will be HIJACKED BY HORNINESS in.... ...three ...two ...one now.......
+ friendofsheila Posted October 2, 2015 Author Posted October 2, 2015 I'm looking into my crystal ball, and I'm predicting that this topic will be HIJACKED BY HORNINESS in.... ...three ...two ...one now.......
marylander1940 Posted October 2, 2015 Posted October 2, 2015 I saw this one as real footage on the O'Reilly factor. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwHZHr0J2No
marylander1940 Posted October 2, 2015 Posted October 2, 2015 I saw this one as real footage on the O'Reilly factor. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwHZHr0J2No
marylander1940 Posted October 2, 2015 Posted October 2, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuoaGPlWr-4
marylander1940 Posted October 2, 2015 Posted October 2, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuoaGPlWr-4
marylander1940 Posted October 2, 2015 Posted October 2, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJdbT12iaUw + José Soplanucas 1
marylander1940 Posted October 2, 2015 Posted October 2, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJdbT12iaUw + José Soplanucas 1
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