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It was a terrific achievement, arguably a greater effort than his no-hitter last year, since the Giants are a better offensive ball club.

 

But I'm going to be shallow and say I wish Homer was cuter. Now, Latos has a nice bad boy rough trade appeal and Cingrani has beautiful eyes.... But all in all, I'm afraid there are much hotter pitching staffs in MLB.

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I am very shallow when it comes to watching baseball. I basically pull for the hottest looking teams. Could you remind me of some of the newer cuties to look for. I generally like the Giants for cuteness factor, led by Buster Posey but haven't been keeping up.

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But I'm going to be shallow and say I wish Homer was cuter. Now, Latos has a nice bad boy rough trade appeal and Cingrani has beautiful eyes.... But all in all, I'm afraid there are much hotter pitching staffs in MLB.

 

I've lusted after Homer since his debut. I agree with you about Latos, and I have found Leake attractive. I could stare a Arroyo's butt all night long which is accentuated by that high leg kick. And Chapman does something for me as well.

 

Throw in Bruce and Votto, It's good to catch part of a Reds game on the tube before calling it a night.

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had to look some of these guys up...

 

Homer Bailey (no-hitter):

http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Homer+Bailey+Cincinnati+Reds+Photo+Day+5Lmm4Pqfwv6l.jpg

 

Mat Latos (bad boy image):

http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/mlb/players/full/30196.png&w=350&h=254

 

Tony Cingrani ("nice eyes"):

http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/mlb/players/full/32135.png&w=350&h=254

 

Bronson Arroyo ("stareable butt")

http://binaryapi.ap.org/63dd75dc725c4115bdf68cf61c9c8a9e/460x.jpg

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Well, maybe Homer's filling out. He always looked a little gawky bumpkin-esque to me. But that pic is much nicer, I'll admit. The Latos photo doesn't do him justice. You need to see him full-body, especially showing off the bad boy tats (which rarely do anything for me, but work for him). Bronson does have a nice butt, though he's still a little on the skinny side IMHO.

 

Now if you're going lanky, give me Cole Hamels on the Phillies. Throw Cliff Lee in for good measure. Then give me Chase Utley. Those three men could throw a party in my pants anytime anywhere. Not to mention Kyle Kendrick, a perfect little all-American cutie, as isJonathan Pettibone (whose bone probably isn't petite). And that's just on the Phils roster.

 

And just the start of the parade of pulchritude known as MLB.

Guest verymarried
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I was wondering if anyone has a thing for Tim Lincicum. When he was really skinny and had real long hair, I couldn't pass up a chance to watch him throw. Now - not so much. When he gained weight, his arm kind of fell apart. Double Cy Young winner and now ERA over 4...

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as is Jonathan Pettibone (whose bone probably isn't petite).

 

And the Phillies also have Jonathan Papelbon (formerly of the Red Sox), who's a lunatic, but I sure wouldn't kick him out of bed...

 

http://images.athlonsports.com/d/19411-1/Jonathan+Papelbon+2010.jpg

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Grady has long been a porn actor waiting to happen. Sad that injuries derailed his career. He made headlines a few years back for sending his GF nude pics:

 

http://deadspin.com/5414624/grady-sizemore-does-his-bit-to-increase-our-female-readership/

 

Reminds me of a twosome I lusted after a few years ago from the Astros: Craig Biggio and Brad Ausmus (of whom Diane Sawyer once famously remarked, practically stuttering upon meeting him, "You're so handsome").

 

Oh, and there was a member of the Boston Red Sox who doubled as a fitness model. What a body! Can't believe I'm blanking on his name, but hubba hubba hubby material.

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Grady has long been a porn actor waiting to happen. Sad that injuries derailed his career. He made headlines a few years back for sending his GF nude pics:

 

There was also a story a few seasons ago about Evan Longoria supposedly sending a pic of his penis to a young woman on Facebook.

 

 

Oh, and there was a member of the Boston Red Sox who doubled as a fitness model. What a body! Can't believe I'm blanking on his name, but hubba hubba hubby material.

 

I think you mean Gabe Kapler. Yum.

 

http://img2.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/7/b/7bke4pat6zu4ekp4.jpg

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There was also a story a few seasons ago about Evan Longoria supposedly sending a pic of his penis to a young woman on Facebook.

 

This is the supposed Longoria pic...though I don't know if this has ever really been confirmed.

 

http://manhuntdaily.com/files/Picture-003-480x360.jpg

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This is the supposed Longoria pic...though I don't know if this has ever really been confirmed.

 

http://manhuntdaily.com/files/Picture-003-480x360.jpg

 

Do straight jocks shave their pubes? Eh, it's probably close enough for fantasizing purposes, lol

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Brad Ausmus (of whom Diane Sawyer once famously remarked, practically stuttering upon meeting him, "You're so handsome").

 

 

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrox07yx61rn0ho6o1_400.jpg

 

http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10120000/10120687.jpg

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Do straight jocks shave their pubes? Eh, it's probably close enough for fantasizing purposes, lol

 

I don't know. Maybe we should poll some straight jocks and see, lol.

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Grady has long been a porn actor waiting to happen. Sad that injuries derailed his career. He made headlines a few years back for sending his GF nude pics:

 

I just let my imagination run wild when I noticed that the first pic showed Grady covering his parts with a mug that had 'teabag.'

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And then, of course, there's the Angels cutie Mike Trout - be still, my heart...;-)

 

http://larrybrownsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Mike-Trout-Angels.jpghttp://25.media.tumblr.com/14cc9596aa8395ebf7a0c3ce96c2088f/tumblr_mhm1hmifmM1rxcpkbo1_500.jpg

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And then, of course, there's the Angels cutie Mike Trout - be still, my heart...;-)

 

http://larrybrownsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Mike-Trout-Angels.jpghttp://25.media.tumblr.com/14cc9596aa8395ebf7a0c3ce96c2088f/tumblr_mhm1hmifmM1rxcpkbo1_500.jpg

 

Be still indeed. My heart just stopped. I want to have Trouty-boy's babies.

 

This is why I love baseball.

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Going back a few years, Brady Anderson had gay hearts and hards fluttering when he patrolled centerfield for the Baltimore Orioles. He did several fitness shoots for Men's Health and other fitness magazines. His career was relative short and likely steroid fueled but what a body. Link below gives a taste and if you google Brady Anderson shirtless you will get a cavalcade of shirtless baseball players. http://ladiesdotdotdot.wordpress.com/2007/08/30/good-morning-baltimore/

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