Most. Accurate. Horoscope. Ever.

[+ Chris Eisenhower]

"In terms of your career, I love the first few days of June, when Uranus will help your career on June 1..."

 

http://www.astrologyzone.com/forecasts/monthly/cancer_full.php

 

[+ purplekow]

Well, I for one, wish my stars were aligned with Uranus.

[+ Robster]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds Uranus jokes funny! They crack me up every time.

 

Rob

[gallahadesquire]

Best STAR TREK Uranus joke:

 

There are Klingons around Uranus!

[+ azdr0710]

when I was a kid, everybody pronounced it "your anus"....then some movement (no pun intended) emerged several years ago to pronounce it "YUR a nus" in an effort to be less obvious, evidently....anybody else notice this try to change pronunciation?

[+ purplekow]

when I was a kid, everybody pronounced it "your anus"....then some movement (no pun intended) emerged several years ago to pronounce it "YUR a nus" in an effort to be less obvious, evidently....anybody else notice this try to change pronunciation?

I say Ur-an'-us if you say Ur'-an-us, I say fuck it.

[rvwnsd]

when I was a kid, everybody pronounced it "your anus"....then some movement (no pun intended) emerged several years ago to pronounce it "YUR a nus" in an effort to be less obvious, evidently....anybody else notice this try to change pronunciation?

 

That is tantamount to pronouncing asphalt as "ashphalt."

[+ poolboy48220]

when I was a kid, everybody pronounced it "your anus"....then some movement (no pun intended) emerged several years ago to pronounce it "YUR a nus" in an effort to be less obvious, evidently....anybody else notice this try to change pronunciation?

I have seen that too. Urine or Anus, no good choices there.

[+ Chris Eisenhower]

"A bad day for love will be June 12, for Venus will be at odds with Uranus."

Oooh, and as I remember it was a bad day for love.

 

Spooky.