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I'm assuming that this guy actually entered phone numbers where dollar amounts belong (though the outcall rate has an extra digit). At any rate, if these are his rates then he wants about 25 million dollars for an outcall and over 4 BILLION dollars for an overnight! Anyone on Forbes' top 100 list here want to hire him to let us know whether that hour was worth $25 million? Some of his photos are pretty fetching, but he's beyond my budget. ;)

 

http://rentmen.com/EllisPowell

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I'm assuming that this guy actually entered phone numbers where dollar amounts belong (though the outcall rate has an extra digit). At any rate, if these are his rates then he wants about 25 million dollars for an outcall and over 4 BILLION dollars for an overnight! Anyone on Forbes' top 100 list here want to hire him to let us know whether that hour was worth $25 million? Some of his photos are pretty fetching, but he's beyond my budget. ;)

 

http://rentmen.com/EllisPowell

 

Well the good news is, you can save some money on a hotel by going to "The Hot Tubs on Van Ness"......;)

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Not a bad idea, kind of like playing the lottery. Place an escort ad up asking for $25M and just let it sit there. You never know, all it takes is one customer, and you're rich for life.

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Steady trips to the gym are advised.

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I kept looking at his fees trying to figure out what he actually meant. Suddenly they made sense. Ok maybe I'm slow and the rest of you probably already have figured it out. In case there are one or two others as slow as I was, here is the translation-

 

$250 per 1 hour/$400 for 2 hours

$1500 overnight for 12 hours

 

Gman

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I kept looking at his fees trying to figure out what he actually meant. Suddenly they made sense. Ok maybe I'm slow and the rest of you probably already have figured it out. In case there are one or two others as slow as I was, here is the translation-

 

$250 per 1 hour/$400 for 2 hours

$1500 overnight for 12 hours

 

Gman

Wow Gman, by God I think you are right. You might be the only one who saw that. It was kinda like a cross word puzzle. I am guessing that the escort thinks that everyone else gets his little abbreviation, when in fact, we were all just scratching our heads.

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Well, that makes sense given what he has posted now (which isn't the same as when I started this thread). Still a strange way to post rates, but your interpretation at least leads to a sensible understanding. I don't remember exactly what the 4 billion dollar figure was before, but even if it ended in 12 or 24 I'm not sure how a reasonable rate preceding that would have ended up looking like 4 billion.

 

I also noticed that he removed all but one of his photos.

 

I kept looking at his fees trying to figure out what he actually meant. Suddenly they made sense. Ok maybe I'm slow and the rest of you probably already have figured it out. In case there are one or two others as slow as I was, here is the translation-

 

$250 per 1 hour/$400 for 2 hours

$1500 overnight for 12 hours

 

Gman

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I kept looking at his fees trying to figure out what he actually meant. Suddenly they made sense. Ok maybe I'm slow and the rest of you probably already have figured it out. In case there are one or two others as slow as I was, here is the translation-

 

$250 per 1 hour/$400 for 2 hours

$1500 overnight for 12 hours

 

Gman

 

Nice work Gman. You could probably get a job with the military translating enemy code :)

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Nice work Gman. You could probably get a job with the military translating enemy code :)

Thank you. But I'm horrible at crosswords. :confused:My mom, however, is pretty good at them.

 

Gman

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Well, that makes sense given what he has posted now (which isn't the same as when I started this thread)....

 

He changed it after I sent him a note pointing out that his rate appeared to be $25 million for an incall and $34 billion for an out. It is still confusing, but I'm done being his editor.

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I'm hoping to see Ellis this weekend now that he's a bit more affordable lol. He's friends with another escort whom I hire often, so hoping it will be a good experience. I will review once that happens.

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He changed it after I sent him a note pointing out that his rate appeared to be $25 million for an incall and $34 billion for an out. It is still confusing, but I'm done being his editor.

 

 

Hey...that's more than I would have done. He is cute, I'll give him that. Hopefully Ross will have some inside info for us soon.

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Hey...that's more than I would have done. He is cute, I'll give him that. Hopefully Ross will have some inside info for us soon.

 

I'm a natural born problem-solver.

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