When Do You Know You're Old?

[+ Lucky]

The other day a gorgeous California surfer-style twink was working out at the same gym as me. When he finished, he stripped his shirt off and made a circuit around the gym floor and then went to the locker room. In the past, I would have followed him, but in this case, the locker room was up a flight of stairs, so I said "screw it!"

So am I getting too old for this?

When I finally got to the locker room, it was just me and an old coot who I had to tell to knock off the masturbating. When I left the shower, out popped from another one, not the old coot, but surfer boy! He was wearing his gym shorts in the shower!! So I guess I was glad I didn't rush up there.

But still, I wonder if I am just slowing down as I approach my golden shower, oops, I mean years!

[Denver Traveler]

Lucky:

This past April during a trip to Pheonix I checked out Dick's Cabaret. I was having a fabulous time enjoying a lap dance by a very cute twink. As he left, he said "Thanks, Daddy." Ouch!!

 

I felt ancient until another cute dancer came over to cheer me up. :9

 

DT

[Guest coololdguy]

You may have slowed down a tad but you are not old. The point is that you made it upstairs to the showers and you remembered why you were there. It may have taken you a little longer but you made it and you were still aware of your goal. If you hadn't made the effort or did and finally getting there forgot the reason then, my friend, you are old. x(

[Guest Gringo]

Days are measured in years. Old is best measured against the enthusiasm for life that exists in your heart. If you still have a passsion and your heart still has a beat, its a good day.

[Huey]

Lucky you are probably too old if you find yourself constantly singing the chorus of "Jack and Diane" by John Mellencamp ...

"Life goes on long after the thrill of living has gone." So if you're not singing or humming this you aren't too old yet :7.

[VaHawk]

Thanks, dude. I needed that downer, as I sing/hum that song a lot.

[+ Lucky]

Now I see why you are a "cool" oldguy!

[+ Lucky]

I guess I am not too old then, since I don't know that song!

[jackhammer91406]

Lucky,

When I was fortunate enough to meet you on my trip to NYC, I made it clear that to these eyes, you were anything but old. Your birth certificate and Driver's license may carry dates, but your body and your heart are young by any standards. The fact that you may not have chased the surfer boy up the stairs doesn't indicate age to me, but simply a confidence of experience. You know you could run up those stairs (I have seen you do it at the G ) and you know you have all the skils and looks to charm that kid right out of his shorts.

 

JMHO,

[Guest DickHo]

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. -Eleanor Roosevelt

[sdg]

thanks Huey, now that song will be in my head all day!

[eastbayguy]

As I've often said, "You're only young once but immaturity lasts forever".

 

--EBG

[Guest Kenny021]

Interesting post re: when do you know you're old?

You write:"When I finally got to the locker room, it was just me and an old coot who I had to tell to knock off the masturbating. When I left the shower, out popped from another one, not the old coot, but surfer boy! He was wearing his gym shorts in the shower!! So I guess I was glad I didn't rush up there."

Could it be that when you are called "an old coot", then you know you are OLD. If the "surfer boy" had been the one masturbating, would you have told HIM to "knock it off" or would you have just looked and drooled, or better still, helped him?

I always wonder when does one cross the "time line" of being a "surfer boy who gets adoring looks" to being a "old coot / dirty old man" who people tell to stop thinking/engaging in sexual thoughts or fantasies...A surfer boy masturbating would be a "joy to behold" but an old coot doing the very same thing is absolutely DISGUSTING.

[AaronScottDC]

I say you are too old when you can't even SEE the hottie Surfer boi take his shirt off and parade around the gym!

 

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[btmstudnyc]

You know you are old when you trip the surfer boy as he takes a lap...and grab his shirt and start smelling it and jerking off...right there in front of everyone.....then you realize...where you are...get up...brush yourself off....and forgot there was a surfer boy.

 

you are old after 35. especially if you were living in the victorian age.

 

JIM

[+ Lucky]

That's pretty interesting. True, too.

[skins1]

You know your old when you start giving your age in fractions like when you were young. "how old are you?" "9 and a half!" you're never 36 and a half. then you get older. "how old are you?" "92....AND A HALF!" it's all a circle.

 

you also now your old when you really want that bowl of fruity pebbles but you're concerned about the fiber content.

 

 

 

think outside the box

[foxy]

I think it's when the old coot turns you on.

[foxy]

>Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful

>old people are works of art. -Eleanor Roosevelt

 

Have you ever seen her picture?????

[Guest Big14U]

Age is all relative to who you are so here is the best definition of old I've ever heard is this...

 

If you are younger than me you are young, if you are older than me you are old..

 

So here it is if you are younger than 46 years 1 day ( yeah my bd was yesterday ) you are young, if you are older than that you are old

 

 

You know you are getting old when.......

 

The kid at the bar tells you his dad is your age,

The guys at the liquor store won't ID you anymore,

The guy at the local dance bar asks you why don't you go someplace that's more your speed like the local senior citizen home ( a good buddy of min was told this, he proceeded to deck the guy and was banned from the bar - why go to a place that encourages discrimination )

[duke37]

I knew I was old when I was more turned on by the parents of the fans at the Marilyn Manson show rather than the fans. I'm 39 btw.

 

Oh yeah and the pitying look I got from my twentysomething friends when I compared Manson to Alice Cooper was priceless.

 

Jeff

[+ Charlie]

I knew I was old the day I told a new student that she looked very familiar, but I couldn't figure out why. She said, "That's easy: you taught my mother."