How does your blow job rate?

[Rick Munroe]

I scored 100%. But then again, I'm Rick Munroe.

 

http://www.gaypersonality.com/blowjobquiz.html

[+ deej]

I scored 100% too, but I was thinking of rimming while I'm GETTING a BJ. Does that skew the result?

 

:+

[guyinsf]

I also scored 100%. I'm wondering how many different "correct" answers there are. While many of the questions had a clear, "perfect" cocksucker answer, I found a couple questions where more than one answer seemed appropriate.

[Rick Munroe]

>I was thinking of rimming while I'm

>GETTING a BJ. Does that skew the result?

 

Maybe, but it sure works for me. }(

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

This Quiz Blows

 

>I also scored 100%. I'm wondering how many different

>"correct" answers there are.

 

Apparently not enough.

 

This is what came up on my screen when I clicked on the "HOW DOES YOUR BLOW JOB RATE" button:

 

You Are 0% Skilled @ Blowjobs!

 

You are not skilled at giving bj's.

You don't have an oral bone in your body.

You can't remember the last time you gave someone a blow job and didn't want to puke.

Your technique is bad - so bad it makes your lover cringe.

You dislike giving oral sex and it shows.

 

By the way, the Twinks all scored well. They also said they thought my answers were correct for me, but that the quiz itself was not a good judge in my case.

[Rick Munroe]

RE: This Quiz Blows

 

Frankie, when I come to see deej, I'll have to make a pit stop to give you a lesson. :+

[Huey]

Hey I only scored 75% and I have been told by friends and escorts I suck the best

[liubit]

100% here! I know my boyfriend NEVER complains... :9

[AaronScottDC]

Not that I really needed a test to tell me this, but I scored 100% too!!!:9 :* }( The number one thing to keep in mind about givin' head is: No Teeth, no teeth, no teeth. Did I mention, no teeth?

 

Here is what my reprot said:

 

You Are 100% Skilled @ Blowjobs!

Woo Hoo! You are 100% skilled when it comes to sucking dick. Who could have thought that one person could possibly suck and blow at the same time.

You have got it going on in the tongue tango department.

Your lover is the luckiest man alive.

You know how to handle Mr Happy in every way unimaginable.

In your eyes, the penis is your friend.

You enjoy giving oral sex, and it is without a doubt enjoyed!

 

Aaron Scott DC

http://www.erados.com/AaronScottDC

http://www.male4malescorts.com/reviews/aaronscottdc.html

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Extra Credit

 

>Frankie, when I come to see deej, I'll have to make a pit

>stop to give you a lesson. :+

 

I know how to chew gum. I just do not do so.

 

I also do not eat ice cream. Frozen yogurt is what I keep in my freezer and it goes in a bowl, not a cone. Cones are sugar delivery mechanisms.

[Guest Jocoluver]

yeah, everybody scores 100% (I got 75%) Just like on here everybody has 10 inches, very good looking, masculine yada yada!! intenet/aol scoring }( }( }( :+

[BigD]

Scored 100. So good to be excellent at something.

Is it a gift or learned?

Both?

[Rick Munroe]

RE: Extra Credit

 

>I know how to chew gum.

 

That's your first mistake when it comes to sucking cock.

[Rick Munroe]

>Is it a gift or learned?

 

It's learned. A beautiful cock is a gift. Knowing how to suck takes practice & a patient teacher. I've never met a cocksucker I couldn't train to my liking if he really tried.

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

First Mistake

 

>That's your first mistake when it comes to sucking cock.

 

I am much better at putting things in my mouth, that in my opinion, are meant to be eaten out.

 

It is very rare that a client comes to me and says, "oh, let's skip the fucking, I just want you to suck my cock."

 

 

 

http://www.gaydar.co.uk/francodisantis

[Spida]

Scored 100! I must say I have been practicing and honing my skills. Must be paying off, no complaints and a 100%.. Now for the real test.. Line up boys!! ;-)

[VaHawk]

We got the same score and same report. Did everyone get the same one? Hmmmm, after all the Potomac River isn't exactly the Atlantic Ocean

[VaHawk]

I've always considered it a natural born talent! I don't recall ever going to BJ Finishing School. Of course, being a rural, southern white boy, no telling what suppressed memories I have of what were really my pacifiers. :7

[tedbear]

>yeah, everybody scores 100% (I got 75%) Just like on here

>everybody has 10 inches, very good looking, masculine yada

>yada!! intenet/aol scoring }( }( }( :+

 

 

I don't havve 10 inches; I'm not [very] good looking; I'm not fem, but I'm not hung up on being masculine all the time, either; But I did get 100% score!

 

}( :o :9

[Guy Fawkes]

Humm...According to them I'm:

 

"You are 100% Skilled @Blowjobs!"

"You are So Gay!"

"You are a Size Queen!"

"Your Sex Sign is Cancer!"

AND.....

"You Have a Lesbian Nipple!"

 

I going to stop now...x(

[DaninWA]

RE: This Quiz Blows

 

Rick,

 

I'll have to make a trip to NY for lessons.

 

Dan

[+ deej]

Sounds pretty accurate to me.

 

<gd&r>

[Rick Munroe]

RE: First Mistake

 

>It is very rare that a client comes to me and says, "oh, let's

>skip the fucking, I just want you to suck my cock."

 

You and I live in opposite worlds.

[Rick Munroe]

RE: This Quiz Blows

 

>I'll have to make a trip to NY for lessons.

 

Cool...I love to teach with my mouth and my dick. }(

[Rick Munroe]

>But I did get 100% score!

 

Hmmm...maybe you should have blown me instead of the other way around. }(