Caption this... (7/16/2012)

[JackTwist]

http://imageshack.us/a/img9/5074/58276538984430107642568.jpg

[whipped guy]

Got Milk?

 

Hi! I'm the milkman... do you want it in the front or the back?

[jjkrkwood]

"The Milkman Cum-eth"....

[+ sam.fitzpatrick]

Milk - it does a body good.

[Diverdan]

Milk... you've either got it or you don't... and this guy has it all.

[wnybear]

Why yes, I do have heavy cream... right from the tap.

[+ azdr0710]

is it homogenized?...

[Kevin Slater]

I'd give you my caption, but it'd go right past your eyes.

 

Kevin Slater

[+ purplekow]

Vanilla cream? No i prefer black

[Samai139]

"OldTimer's" caption was more clever than anything I can come up with---congrats,

BUT this photo does remind that a few days ago there was a thread about "hiring straight guys" which more or less turned into a series of vignettes about seducing various delivery/service persons---what techniques would you use to coax this cutie onto your cot?

[Bosguy]

Would you like a pint, quart, or half gallon?

 

Boston Bill

[Toulouse]

Mom always told me my real father was the milkman. Now I understand why!

[happyguy2]

There's lots more where this came from!

[gallahadesquire]

"First the Pasteurized it, then they Homogenized it, then they added Vitamin D.

Then I lost count.

Tell me, what's wrong with good old fashioned milk RIGHT out of the cow?"

-How to be a jewish Mother. Author unknown.

[Pegasus]

Not a witty caption, but a comment:

I grew up on the farm and we got our own milk directly from the cows every morning, and every night! I remember thinking how lucky those city kids were, never having to do anything and their milk just showed up every day. Now if I'd known this is what the milkman looked like, I would have been really jealous!

[Sooner405]

Mmmmhmmm. I don't like milk, but I would drink HIS.

[bigvalboy]

Not a witty caption, but a comment:

I grew up on the farm and we got our own milk directly from the cows every morning, and every night! I remember thinking how lucky those city kids were, never having to do anything and their milk just showed up every day. Now if I'd known this is what the milkman looked like, I would have been really jealous!

 

I grew up with having the 'Milkman'...but he never looked like this. Now the Motor cycle cop that lived next door, well that is a different story and not for the faint of heart...