The week in review...

[maxwellissmart]

The love and lust in the hearts of fans everywhere for a porn star apparently isn't enough to keep his own heart from giving out at the young age of 30. It's telling that the sad, sweet and best picture of him is on his sister's Facebook page with her arms wrapped around him and all his clothes are on. Goodbye, Erik. This should also answer that earlier pressing question about the use of artificial substances in the gym.

 

Meanwhile, another escort gets fed up with feedback and sends his plateful back to the kitchen—repeatedly. It remains uncertain if there was an older dining companion to conveniently pay for the entree anyway (as should be expected when you're young and gorgeous and on a date with some old guy—I mean, REALLY), or if the escort was dining alone—which seems more likely.

 

Bacon sundaes are about to debut, which should keep the escort business afloat for years to come. MMMM... bacon-flavored money.

 

Yes—Rick Monroe is gay. So there. How gay are you?

 

Speedos look hot (on some people), medical billing makes some people hot and not in the good way.

 

The hot new trend is apparently to own a purse that you created yourself, so you can carry your ego around more easily. Or you could be like me and buy a purse at TJ Maxx and arrange the rest of your leftover money into a purse-like shape.

 

To be clear, our Alan Ladd is not Shane, and someone's body part doesn't appear to be an arm, or a back or a shoulder or a... we have a winner. It's a calf.

 

There are pleasant surprises about escorting, and very unpleasant ones about doing porn—especially if you've never had any experience in the adult industry. Let's hope some young kid doesn't find out the hard way.

 

And lastly, the prevailing rate was set because I said so—that's why. So pay up.

 

If you're reading this, you're alive—so count your blessings and have a good weekend.

[BostonPhil]

If you're reading this, you're alive—so count your blessings and have a good weekend.

 

It'd be better if you were sitting on my face.

[bigvalboy]

As always Max...damn "brilliant" I always look forward to reading your posts.

[gcursor]

Great post Max!

[Rick Munroe]

Yes—Rick Monroe is gay. So there. How gay are you?

 

"Munroe"! As in Jill and Kris Munroe, the private detective sisters of Charlie's Angels fame.

 

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[nate_sf]

"Munroe"! As in Jill and Kris Munroe, the private detective sisters of Charlie's Angels fame.

 

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Ah yes, now that you mention it I can see the family resemblance ;-)

 

Max, great job with the weekly wrap-up....

[JackTwist]

Nice job, Max.

[Steven_Draker]

And lastly, the prevailing rate was set because I said so—that's why.

 

Oh Lord, and I always thought the prevailing rate was set by the World Gay Organization.

 

Thanks for the chuckle, Maxou.

[Phil_musc]

Max - you are fantastic to do this - gave me a smile.

 

Now the next challenge is for you to prepare and present your very own video of the week's events and news done up in song and dance format, as I alluded to before a la

"That Was the Week that Was." I'm sure you could find fellow posters here who would be willing to lend a hand. I imagine the rehearsals also for these live things cold be quite fun. Just a suggestion (not that you need any - you clearly have your own ideas and express them admirably!)

[Rick Munroe]

Now the next challenge is for you to prepare and present your very own video of the week's events and news

 

Personally, I prefer the written word, especially when it's as good as Maxwell's.

[Phil_musc]

Aww c'mon Ri©k - a little song and dance savoir-faire never hurt anyone (don't crucify me if my spelling su©ked.

[Rick Munroe]

Aww c'mon Ri©k - a little song and dance savoir-faire never hurt anyone

 

Oh, absolutely! I have been known to do a little soft shoe myself during Shirley Temple role play sessions.

 

I just didn't want Maxwell to think his writing wasn't appreciated on its own.

[Phil_musc]

Now that's something. I'm intrigued - Shirley Temple role play sessions, eh? Kinky. "On the good ship lollipop, it's a short trip etc."

[jjkrkwood]

OH cum on, we ALL know the lollipop was in Ricks ass. Now lets Pass it around, and NO THAT aint kinky for ME!

[bigvalboy]

Aww c'mon Ri©k - a little song and dance savoir-faire never hurt anyone (don't crucify me if my spelling su©ked.

 

Wow...that's funny, Looks like I really started something with the wrong spelling...LOL LOL didn't realize so many people were paying attention.

[Phil_musc]

Well, y'see, BVB, it seemed that Rick liked the alternate and so did I. I'm just taking it a short step further. No sub-text or anything like that at all.

[Rick Munroe]

Now that's something. I'm intrigued - Shirley Temple role play sessions, eh? Kinky. "On the good ship lollipop, it's a short trip etc."

 

Hey, if some guys like to humiliate a big muscular/masculine guy by making him act like a little girl, who am I to argue? Although I do think it's unfair that I have to pay for my own tap lessons, although I guess it's the same as a gym membership.

 

OH cum on, we ALL know the lollipop was in Ricks ass. Now lets Pass it around, and NO THAT aint kinky for ME!

 

Just make sure it's a Blow Pop! And btw, I am in talks with a candy manufacturer to market Rick's Ass flavored lollipops. (OK, fine, the talks are only in my own head...)

 

Wow...that's funny, Looks like I really started something with the wrong spelling...LOL LOL didn't realize so many people were paying attention.

 

Phil is an astute guy!

 

Well, y'see, BVB, it seemed that Rick liked the alternate and so did I.

 

What can I say? I've always liked pet names. I'd like to call you Phil Musk because I bet you smell good.

[maxwellissmart]

Just make sure it's a Blow Pop! And btw, I am in talks with a candy manufacturer to market Rick's Ass flavored lollipops. (OK, fine, the talks are only in my own head...)

 

I'm waiting for ass-scented dryer sheets.

[Rick Munroe]

I'm waiting for ass-scented dryer sheets.

 

I'd call them Sniffle.