Sucking and edging straight guys

[Rick Munroe]

They're either straight or just not very friendly!

 

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1339310687

[jjkrkwood]

They're either straight or just not very friendly!

 

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1339310687

 

All parties have the passion and emotion of a Pet rock. At least when I perform, I let the guy KNOW I am enjoying myself and trying to please him. And I hope he gives me some signals as well, and doesnt just look Bored to death.

[bigvalboy]

Call me crazy but..........I found it very erotic. I love the fantasy that you have got a "straight" guy, whatever that means here, turned on. He doesn't need to talk, his dick says it all. AND Rik aka 'Rick' I always let my partner know that I am enjoying myself...

[Guest jstlooknthx]

Rick, that was the hottest thing I've seen in a long time. Especially that second to the last boy. The only sign that he was even feeling anything was the momentary closing of his eyes right as he came. I'm a simple man, and these scenes are EXACTLY what I looked for when I was still playing with boys. God I miss that!

[Rick Munroe]

I hope he gives me some signals as well, and doesnt just look Bored to death.

 

Derek and I are very vocal (moaning and otherwise) when getting blown, and I love when the guy I'm sucking shows appreciation, and yet I found this video quite sexy. I guess it's the whole humiliation aspect again...

 

Call me crazy but..........I found it very erotic. I love the fantasy that you have got a "straight" guy, whatever that means here, turned on. He doesn't need to talk, his dick says it all.

Exactly. I find it very erotic, too. Although I wonder how straight that one guy is, at around the 60:00 minute mark, who briefly sucks the cocksuckers cock!

 

AND Rik aka 'Rick' I always let my partner know that I am enjoying myself...

 

I look forward to finding out. (I love my new nickname, too....Rik without a 'c')

 

Rick, that was the hottest thing I've seen in a long time. Especially that second to the last boy. The only sign that he was even feeling anything was the momentary closing of his eyes right as he came.!

 

I couldn't agree more! Now I'm horny to go suck off some straight guys myself.

[bigvalboy]

Now I'm horny to go suck off some straight guys myself.

 

;)

[+ Lucky]

The video is 90 minutes long. Is there one part to watch that gives the flavor of this thread? The ad for Privoy or privoy.com was quite sexy, but I don't like to go to porn sites and end up in virusland.

[Rick Munroe]

The video is 90 minutes long. Is there one part to watch that gives the flavor of this thread?.

 

You can move it along and "skim" through it!

[bigvalboy]

The video is 90 minutes long. Is there one part to watch that gives the flavor of this thread? The ad for Privoy or privoy.com was quite sexy, but I don't like to go to porn sites and end up in virusland.

 

I agree Lucky that is always a concern of mine also, but I just skipped to the "good part" as Rick mentioned.

[+ azdr0710]

the video is from this site:

 

http://str8boyzseduced.com/

 

I like this straight thing so much I joined it for a month a couple months ago....the dude who "owns" the site and usually gives the blow jobs has a heavy NY (?) accent and the other guys who drop in usually seem like local straight tough dudes who want some money....at least that's the set-up.....I don't think the site is being actively updated now with new content, but videos are being rotated through, I think.....

[JT Brooklyn]

Every once in a while I run across the NYC Straightmen site! These sites are a Hoot I wonder how many would "show emotion" if their Really Straight Friends saw it?

[Rick Munroe]

the dude who "owns" the site and usually gives the blow jobs has a heavy NY (?) accent and the other guys who drop in usually seem like local straight tough dudes who want some money....at least that's the set-up.

 

He does look very Long Island. I'd love to help him take care of the local straight toughs (although, like I said, I don't think they're all straight) and then suck him off at the end.

 

These sites are a Hoot I wonder how many would "show emotion" if their Really Straight Friends saw it?

 

LOL Too funny, BG.

[Jaker27]

Sorry I just don't get it. Why not just get some blow up doll. I don't have to have a "oh god yes" but at least hear some heavy breathing. Maybe as someone just said it's about the humiliation of the sucker (and the ones watching).

[+ deej]

He does look very Long Island.

 

Does he also look straight-acting?

 

Someone like you who rails against stereotypes should really know better than this one.

[RockHard]

Does he also look straight-acting?

 

Someone like you who rails against stereotypes should really know better than this one.

 

Good catch. This isn't the first time Mr. Munroe was caught with a Hedda Hypocrite hat on. Sure does deflate his never-ending rail rant.

[Jaker27]

Good catch. This isn't the first time Mr. Munroe was caught with a Hedda Hypocrite hat on. Sure does deflate his never-ending rail rant.

I think there's a difference between a certain kind of look and what's generally considered negative stereotypes of people. Like some people act very New york, hollywood, etc. Not a negative one way or the other. If that makes someone a hypocrite so be it.

[RockHard]

Hearing loss?

 

the dude who "owns" the site and usually gives the blow jobs has a heavy NY (?) accent

 

The man giving the blowjobs is Vinnie Russo. He's been around forever and many of his videos are old. His studio was called Sneek Peek Videos http://www.sneekpeekvideos.com/site/models/model_enum.php?pk=47. I don't think he has anything to do with New York. His url has Rhode Island and Seattle as contact addresses.

[RockHard]

some people act very New york, hollywood, etc. Not a negative one way or the other. If that makes someone a hypocrite so be it.

 

Whenever someone is trying to describe behavior using a general term, it's called stereotyping. Negativity isn't necessarily the point. Rick is a hypocrite. And I don't really care.

 

When I see an ad on Craigslist, and some guy writes he "acts straight," I assume he's saying he's not effeminate. Many people are lazy writers or are creatures of old habits. This lazy use of words doesn't bother me. Nelly queens are aplenty, and I get the message. I don't see the harm that Munroe sees, and nor does it matter, since Munroe chooses his stereotypes so carelessly.

[bigvalboy]

Rick is a hypocrite

.

 

 

I have read all of Ricks posts in regards to this subject, and I don't see the hypocracy at all. We all have different opinions on this.

 

When I see an ad on Craigslist, and some guy writes he "acts straight," I assume he's saying he's not effeminate.

 

You can make that assumption, but not knowing the individual, you could very well be wrong.

[jjkrkwood]

Whenever someone is trying to describe behavior using a general term, it's called stereotyping. Negativity isn't necessarily the point. Rick is a hypocrite. And I don't really care.

 

When I see an ad on Craigslist, and some guy writes he "acts straight," I assume he's saying he's not effeminate. Many people are lazy writers or are creatures of old habits. This lazy use of words doesn't bother me. Nelly queens are aplenty, and I get the message. I don't see the harm that Munroe sees, and nor does it matter, since Munroe chooses his stereotypes so carelessly.

 

Sorry Mr Blowhard,. you have been consistently vocal in demeaning "less masculine" gays, calling them every rude name under the sun. Nelly queens, flamers, sissys, fa**ots are not terms I, or the gay community embraces, nor does it show any acceptance or respect . Seems when YOU have an opinion, its a one way street. Its obvious you are perpetrating some Vendetta against Mr Munroe, and we see thru that... Save it, we dont care ! Stereotyping and negativity appear to be YOUR strong point. And your "My Opinion Counts, I am GOD persona is tiresome. While you occassionally offer this board some interesting information, albeit often wrapped in your own brand of "rant" which you deem acceptable, and are applauded by the handful of YOUR supporters you have here, it is CLEAR that you have NO CLASS.....

[RockHard]

I have read all of Ricks posts in regards to this subject, and I don't see the hypocracy at all.

 

Some men on this board only see what they want to see.

 

We all have different opinions on this.

 

I agree.

 

You can make that assumption, but not knowing the individual, you could very well be wrong.

 

I could be wrong. And, honestly, what harm would there be in that? What's the worst thing that I will discover about a guy who stereotypes? As long he's great at sucking my cock, who cares?

 

Rick Munroe is a good guy. I like him. I always have. I like him even more when he shows that he's just as human as the rest of us.

[bigvalboy]

Some men on this board only see what they want to see.

 

And what I see is just as valid as what you see.

[maxwellissmart]

Some men on this board only see what they want to see.

 

 

 

I agree.

 

 

 

I could be wrong. And, honestly, what harm would there be in that? What's the worst thing that I will discover about a guy who stereotypes? As long he's great at sucking my cock, who cares?

 

Rick Munroe is a good guy. I like him. I always have. I like him even more when he shows that he's just as human as the rest of us.

 

Oh for fuck's sake. Sometimes I think it would be fun to invite all of you to dinner and watch you kill each other.

 

Group: Yay! We all made it to the restaurant!

Erie: Well, actually BC couldn't figure out how to valet park, so he's walking from the parking garage on 37th—I just got a text.

Rock: I'm hungry! Let's get an appetizer!

EZ: Me too! What sounds good?

JJ: Let's get some cheese sticks.

Glutes: Of course Jerkwood would want some cheese sticks.

JJ (turning on Glutes with slightly crazed look in his eyes, says in murderous monotone): I skipped a free cover at the sex club tonight to be here. We will get some cheese sticks, and you will eatt them.

Glutes (meekly): Yes sir.

 

(a beat, as everyone shifts uncomfortably in their seats)

Rick: So has anyone met Max yet?

Rock: Did you say I was fat?

Rick: No, "Max." Has anyone met Max yet.

Rock: Well I'm not fat. None of my well-connected friends think I'm fat, and in my business being fat would be tantamount to suicide.

Leigh (sounding somewhat like "Melanie," from GWTW): Well, I just wanted to say how wonderful it is to finally get to see everyone together...

Unsub: I'm sure you don't mean me though.

Erie: I know, right?

Rock: Well maybe if you weren't so fat. Cheese stick? Waiter! I'll have a (insert trendy vodka name here) martini!

Citylaw (plopping down in chair, with a dramatic : FINALLY!

JJ: Where has your tired ass been?

Citylaw: I couldn't get a signal in here, so I was outside texting.

JJ: Texting who?

Citylaw (hesitantly, in the smallest of voices): Sean.

ALL (except Citylaw): SEAN??

Citylaw: Yes. SO?

JJ: Really? Really? I thought you were done with that.

Leigh (sounding somewhat like "Melanie," from GWTW): Well, I just wanted to say how wonderful I think it is that you and Sean finally have gotten together.

JJ: Together?

Citylaw: Yessssssss (glaring at Leigh). Sean and I are... dating.

Mikey: DATING? That's WONDERFUL. EVERYONE wants to date ME in TAMPA and I just don't know what to DO because I'm ALL ABOUT THE DATE, NOT the HATE—wait a minute, that doesn't sound right...

Peter: I love Canada!

Leigh (sounding somewhat like "Melanie," from GWTW): I love Canada too! I just want to say how wonderful it is that you were able to join us tonight!

Rock: Where the FUCK is my drink? WAITER!

Waiter (arrives, with drink): Excuse me sir, but I'll have to see your ID.

Rock (smarmily, and with faux-outrage): Why, I NEVER! (a big production as he digs through his man-purse to find his wallet, a big satchel-type of thing one might see on a middle-aged female realtor): Well.. here it IS, my Schwarzengrubinerre original wallet (pronouced: wall-AY)... and here's my ID...

Fresh: (titter, obviously at Rock)

Rock: Excuse ME? Is something wrong?

Fresh: Oh no, I just LOVE your wallet.

Rock (inflated): Yes, isn't GRAND? I paid big bucks for it.

Fresh: Yes, I know—I thought it was just CRIMINAL how much Marshalls' was charging for them.

Rick and JJ: (snicker)

Rock: Bourgeousie assholes.

Rick (under his breath): Fatso.

Citylaw (oblivious and texting furiously, mumbling the words): "no, YOU hang up first!"

Waiter (to Unsub): Excuse me sir, I have a message for you from the gentleman over there—(points to a young black man sitting alone at a two-top near the kitchen door—it's Joey Bryant).

 

(he hands Unsub a bevnap with a message scrawled on it)

Joey: "Hey, I always thought you were hot for an old guy. I'd like to get to know you better. As such, how about you join me for a bite to eat? If you stay for longer than 70 minutes though, you'll have to opt in for the deluxe package, and regardless—you're expected to pay."

 

(Joey waves, seductively for about three seconds, then gives up and gives Unsub the middle finger—shouting across the restaurant): WELL FUCK YOU THEN! I'm outta here! FOR GOOD!

 

(Joey gets up and walks out the front door, not looking back)

 

BC walks in, arms linked with the heavily tanned BigVal

Group: BigVal!

BigVal: Hi, I was just walking by and look who I found wandering around—a little lost outside! (motions to BC)

BC: Where am I? Who are you people? I need a drink.

Cooper (sitting at next table over with Barry. They are obviously engaged in an intimate conversation, or trying to be, which is being drowned out by Rock's LOUD AND DRAMATIC pronouncements to Fresh that "his purse is TOO real, GODDAMMIT!"): Excuse me, but I am trying to enjoy some peace and quiet and a nice dinner over here.

Leigh (sounding somewhat like "Melanie," from GWTW): Why, I think that's wonderful! Is that your partner? I've got one of those!

 

(a familiar face walks by)

Rick: Look, it's KY!

Group (gasps): KY! Where have you been!

KYTOP (looking slightly embarrassed to have been recognized): I.. uh.. I just came in to use the bathroom. Umm.. I'll be right back.

 

(KY heads straight for the exit, silently passing Joey Bryant, who has come back in and returns to his table and has a seat without a word.)

 

A voice suddenly speaks up—no one at the table has noticed this person has been there and has been talking the whole time.

Gman: ARE ANY OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTION???!!!

 

The group is shocked into silence—and then starts to laugh.

Group: Oh GMAN! We didn't even notice you were here!

 

And... scene.

[bigvalboy]

Oh for fuck's sake. Sometimes I think it would be fun to invite all of you to dinner and watch you kill each other.

 

Group: Yay! We all made it to the restaurant!

Erie: Well, actually BC couldn't figure out how to valet park, so he's walking from the parking garage on 37th—I just got a text.

Rock: I'm hungry! Let's get an appetizer!

EZ: Me too! What sounds good?

JJ: Let's get some cheese sticks.

Glutes: Of course Jerkwood would want some cheese sticks.

JJ (turning on Glutes with slightly crazed look in his eyes, says in murderous monotone): I skipped a free cover at the sex club tonight to be here. We will get some cheese sticks, and you will eatt them.

Glutes (meekly): Yes sir.

 

(a beat, as everyone shifts uncomfortably in their seats)

Rick: So has anyone met Max yet?

Rock: Did you say I was fat?

Rick: No, "Max." Has anyone met Max yet.

Rock: Well I'm not fat. None of my well-connected friends think I'm fat, and in my business being fat would be tantamount to suicide.

Leigh (sounding somewhat like "Melanie," from GWTW): Well, I just wanted to say how wonderful it is to finally get to see everyone together...

Unsub: I'm sure you don't mean me though.

Erie: I know, right?

Rock: Well maybe if you weren't so fat. Cheese stick? Waiter! I'll have a (insert trendy vodka name here) martini!

Citylaw (plopping down in chair, with a dramatic : FINALLY!

JJ: Where has your tired ass been?

Citylaw: I couldn't get a signal in here, so I was outside texting.

JJ: Texting who?

Citylaw (hesitantly, in the smallest of voices): Sean.

ALL (except Citylaw): SEAN??

Citylaw: Yes. SO?

JJ: Really? Really? I thought you were done with that.

Leigh (sounding somewhat like "Melanie," from GWTW): Well, I just wanted to say how wonderful I think it is that you and Sean finally have gotten together.

JJ: Together?

Citylaw: Yessssssss (glaring at Leigh). Sean and I are... dating.

Mikey: DATING? That's WONDERFUL. EVERYONE wants to date ME in TAMPA and I just don't know what to DO because I'm ALL ABOUT THE DATE, NOT the HATE—wait a minute, that doesn't sound right...

Peter: I love Canada!

Leigh (sounding somewhat like "Melanie," from GWTW): I love Canada too! I just want to say how wonderful it is that you were able to join us tonight!

Rock: Where the FUCK is my drink? WAITER!

Waiter (arrives, with drink): Excuse me sir, but I'll have to see your ID.

Rock (smarmily, and with faux-outrage): Why, I NEVER! (a big production as he digs through his man-purse to find his wallet, a big satchel-type of thing one might see on a middle-aged female realtor): Well.. here it IS, my Schwarzengrubinerre original wallet (pronouced: wall-AY)... and here's my ID...

Fresh: (titter, obviously at Rock)

Rock: Excuse ME? Is something wrong?

Fresh: Oh no, I just LOVE your wallet.

Rock (inflated): Yes, isn't GRAND? I paid big bucks for it.

Fresh: Yes, I know—I thought it was just CRIMINAL how much Marshalls' was charging for them.

Rick and JJ: (snicker)

Rock: Bourgeousie assholes.

Rick (under his breath): Fatso.

Citylaw (oblivious and texting furiously, mumbling the words): "no, YOU hang up first!"

Waiter (to Unsub): Excuse me sir, I have a message for you from the gentleman over there—(points to a young black man sitting alone at a two-top near the kitchen door—it's Joey Bryant).

 

(he hands Unsub a bevnap with a message scrawled on it)

Joey: "Hey, I always thought you were hot for an old guy. I'd like to get to know you better. As such, how about you join me for a bite to eat? If you stay for longer than 70 minutes though, you'll have to opt in for the deluxe package, and regardless—you're expected to pay."

 

(Joey waves, seductively for about three seconds, then gives up and gives Unsub the middle finger—shouting across the restaurant): WELL FUCK YOU THEN! I'm outta here! FOR GOOD!

 

(Joey gets up and walks out the front door, not looking back)

 

BC walks in, arms linked with the heavily tanned BigVal

Group: BigVal!

BigVal: Hi, I was just walking by and look who I found wandering around—a little lost outside! (motions to BC)

BC: Where am I? Who are you people? I need a drink.

Cooper (sitting at next table over with Barry. They are obviously engaged in an intimate conversation, or trying to be, which is being drowned out by Rock's LOUD AND DRAMATIC pronouncements to Fresh that "his purse is TOO real, GODDAMMIT!"): Excuse me, but I am trying to enjoy some peace and quiet and a nice dinner over here.

Leigh (sounding somewhat like "Melanie," from GWTW): Why, I think that's wonderful! Is that your partner? I've got one of those!

 

(a familiar face walks by)

Rick: Look, it's KY!

Group (gasps): KY! Where have you been!

KYTOP (looking slightly embarrassed to have been recognized): I.. uh.. I just came in to use the bathroom. Umm.. I'll be right back.

 

(KY heads straight for the exit, silently passing Joey Bryant, who has come back in and returns to his table and has a seat without a word.)

 

A voice suddenly speaks up—no one at the table has noticed this person has been there and has been talking the whole time.

Gman: ARE ANY OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTION???!!!

 

The group is shocked into silence—and then starts to laugh.

Group: Oh GMAN! We didn't even notice you were here!

 

And... scene.

 

Excuse me!!! That's it!!!! On the next re-write, I will expect a much LARGER part...this is 'bull pucky'

[maxwellissmart]

Excuse me!!! That's it!!!! On the next re-write, I will expect a much LARGER part...this is 'bull pucky'

 

There are no small parts.