Fin Fang Foom Wonders What People Are Thinking!

January 17, 2003

The pictures people chose to "market" themselves never ceases to amaze me. Let's say you're a top (which will be a stretch for most of you) and you want to rope in a bottom. You flip through your photo album and you try to find the perfect picture that will cause pig bottoms to congregate under your window, snort and paw at the turf. Then you find it! Yes! You say to yourself: "I'll use the one of me with my mohawk - surrounded by handbags!"

http://www.men4now.com/pictures/pic1/Hanginchelsea.jpg

I don't even know where to begin.

Photographically yours,

FFF

January 17, 2003

LOL...are you sure that's a mohawk? It looks like a pet rat or a bow!:o

January 17, 2003

The one with the sun and palm tree is kinda cute. There's something about straw!

Donnie · January 17, 2003

FFF, it's true that pic is awful, but when are you going to post a photo of yourself? Go on, tell us your men4now.com handle so we can all have a REAL laugh. So quick to rip everyone else apart, but terrified of stepping out from the shadows of anonymity. You're so good with english: Can you spell l-o-s-e-r?

Rod Hagen · January 18, 2003

I'm the last person to defend FFF, or anybody else, so I won't. But Donnie, really, go fuck yourself you hypocrite prick. Like you haven't taken every opportunity to call me a whore (true but redundant), imply that I'm a drug user, criticize my dick size, and my age. Come on numb nuts, let's see your Betty Ford certificate, a pic of your big swinging prick, and verification that you are actually 30 or under yourself. Don't have them? Then shut the hell up.

-Hagen

+ *Lucky* · January 18, 2003

Wouldn't you like to watch a mud-wrestling match with Donnie, Rod, and foom in the ring?

jackhammer91406 · January 18, 2003

Lucky,

is that in place of the free sex tonight?

}(

+ *Lucky* · January 18, 2003

RE: Fin Fang Foom Cares What People Are Thinking!

Oh, god, no! I would only see it as blood-sport. It wouldn't turn me on. After all, I can imagine that Rod would be the only attractive one. The others would have better clawing skills though. Rod would just stand there and say "fuck you, go fuck yourself, stop!" Donnie would slip out his super long needle and start whacking at foom. Foom, meanwhile would stand there and pretend he was just looking at his nails, but when Donnie's needle came at him he would stop it dead cold with a bitchy stare.

nate_sf · January 19, 2003

Maybe this is old news, but there is a great web site that is a homage to bad decor featured in sex ads:

http://www.justinspace.com

The feature is called "Obscene Interiors." For better or for worse, the human subjects have been whited out, so that you can enjoy the decor undistracted in all its lurid glory....

bluenix · January 19, 2003

Here's Another, a Top, He Says

http://www.ezshots.com/members/blueman/images/blueman-79.jpg

Donnie · January 19, 2003

>Maybe this is old news

Yes, that site has been discussed here before, and it's how fff came up with the idea for his post. Did anyone really think he was being original or creative?

Donnie · January 19, 2003

>Donnie, really, go fuck yourself you hypocrite

>prick. Like you haven't taken every opportunity to call me a

>whore (true but redundant), imply that I'm a drug user,

>criticize my dick size, and my age.

I never use the evil "w" word. And I believe it was you who called Lucky a druggie in your nasty rating of him. Get your story straight, old man with tiny pee-pee.

January 19, 2003

>>Maybe this is old news

>

>Yes, that site has been discussed here before

In fact, I was the one who brought it to everyone's attention. Thank you for blowing my horn - lord knows it'll be the only thing of mine you'll ever blow.

Appreciatively yours,

FFF

Donnie · January 19, 2003

>In fact, I was the one who brought it to everyone's

>attention.

Yeah, I know that. You didn't create the site, you merely stole its concept. You really crave our attention and approval and acknowledgement here. Sick fuckin fag.

duke37 · January 19, 2003

Hey FFF,

Congrats on revealing yourself as Helen Thomas the dean of the White House press corp.

One question? Have you ever planked Ari Fleischer?}(

Jeff

January 19, 2003

RE: Fin Fang Foom Cares What People Are Thinking!

ROTFLMAO ... now that's a visual! :+

January 19, 2003

>One question? Have you ever planked Ari Fleischer?}(

Who would want to! He's bald and about 4'9"

But he does have a very sexy voice - perhaps for some phone sex........

fukamarine

January 19, 2003

I'm confused. Is this an ass shot or a crime scene photo?

http://www.men4now.com/pictures/pic2/hardnreadynyc.jpg

Sassily yours,

FFF

Rod Hagen · January 19, 2003

>called Lucky a druggie in your nasty rating of him.

Lucky had pretty much said he used drugs in a response to Traveller. I was pissed at Lucky's rating of me, so I lashed at him afterward (or maybe after an insulting post). Anyway, it was probably more of a case of him not understanding Trav's hip slang in that post than anything else. I was wrong. If I could correct my rating of Lucky, and remove that accusation, I would.

But from you I quote: "If he (Rod Hagen) is drug free and (at the time) 28, why does he look so old and used?" You should verify that you've got a big prick, and that you're not the one who's old and used before you criticize FFF, or anybody, for insulting others on matters of appearance etc.

Donnie · January 19, 2003

>You

>should verify that you've got a big prick, and that you're not

>the one who's old and used before you criticize FFF, or

>anybody, for insulting others on matters of appearance etc.

Rod, you ignorant slut. FFF boasts that he's hot and hung. I don't do that. He also takes cowardly anonymous swipes at innocent unsuspecting people while your arrogant and nasty posts just beg for someone to cut you down.

January 21, 2003

The horror continues.

http://www.men4now.com/pictures/pic1/LgConstruction.jpg

Squeamishly yours,

FFF

January 21, 2003

There's no fool like an old fool! :7

January 28, 2003

The horror. The horror.

http://www.men4now.com/pictures/pic2/slaveCD.jpg

Donnie, Donnie, Donnie. Does your mother know you're taking these pictures in her bedroom?

Horrifically yours,

FFF

January 28, 2003

On reflection, I don't know what's worse - the white shoes or the drapes. It's a close call.

Decoratively yours,

FFF

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