Nine Random and Provocative Questions Before Bedtime

[maxwellissmart]

There are no right or wrong answers.

 

1) If you had the choice between spending a fun-but-standard Christmas with family, or spending Christmas with your favorite escort, which would you choose?

 

2) If you won the lottery, would you share any of it with escorts that you've seen in the past? If they won the lottery, would you call them and ask for money?

 

3) If you could use any one escort purely for sex it would be _______, because _______. If you could marry/partner with any one escort it would be _______, because _______.

 

4) If you had one single piece of advice to offer your favorite escort, it would be to... ?

 

5) An escort gives you the worst hiring experience of your life. Some years later you discover they have become someone well-known. You have the opportunity to reveal their past with no repercussions. Would you?

 

6) Have you ever given an escort "sob-story" money, only to find out later they took advantage of you? Did you say anything to them or just let it go? Have you been taken twice?

 

7) You discover you have an STD and don't know if you gave it to an escort or an escort gave it to you. Would you contact them directly or let an organization like the health department do it for you?

 

8) If you could be an escort or do porn, would you do it? Why or why not? Do you think you would be good at it?

 

9) You have a Time Machine and run into Patient Zero. You tell him by having only safe sex, he holds the power to stopping a huge epidemic that will eventually kill your friends, loved ones and your life partner. He refuses to listen and tells you he doesn't care whatsoever. What lengths, if any, would you go to stopping him?

 

[leigh.bess.toad]

Okay -- I'll play, with one or two exceptions.

 

1. Family. In the end, that's what matters.

 

2. Yes if I won I'd share it with some of my escorts. I've even fantisized: "what could I get them if I won". But if they won, no way would I ask for anything.

 

3. Not going near this one with a 10 foot Pole. Or a 3 foot Lithuanian.

 

4. Keep doing what you're doing cause it's working.

 

5. No. I don't believe in outing anyone. Unless they became famous because they were a Cardinal in the RCC. Then I might.

 

6. Nope, never been asked for anything besides what are my escort's standard fees.

 

7. I would contact the escort myself and talk about it.

 

8. Not that there is even the remotest chance of it happening, but probably porn. Would I be good at it? Yeah, most 56 year old guys make wonderful porn.

 

9. This may be the diciest of all the questions. Is killing someone or at least seriously maiming someone ethical even if that would save millions of lives, trillions of dollars, untold heartache, and prevent, or at least reduce, the stigmatization of an entire group of people? I'm not sure I really have an answer for this. I may want to think this one over.

[maxwellissmart]

Yeah, most 56 year old guys make wonderful porn.

 

Oh yes, they most certainly do.

http://pantheonmen.com/index.php

[leigh.bess.toad]

Oh yes, they most certainly do.

http://pantheonmen.com/index.php

 

I did say most, didn't I? Some do, not most.

[Decatur Guy]

1) If you had the choice between spending a fun-but-standard Christmas with family, or spending Christmas with your favorite escort, which would you choose?

 

Fun-but-standard with family

 

2) If you won the lottery, would you share any of it with escorts that you've seen in the past? If they won the lottery, would you call them and ask for money?

 

I wouldn't share it, but they'd get hired a lot more with nice tips. No I wouldn't ask a lottery winner for a dime.

 

3) If you could use any one escort purely for sex it would be ___DAVID-SF____, because ___he's such a hot fucker____. If you could marry/partner with any one escort it would be __DAVID-SF_____, because ___he seems like such a nice guy____. By the way, there are LOTS of names I could put into those blanks!

 

4) If you had one single piece of advice to offer your favorite escort, it would be to... ?

 

Be better about checking your v-mail.

 

5) An escort gives you the worst hiring experience of your life. Some years later you discover they have become someone well-known. You have the opportunity to reveal their past with no repercussions. Would you?

 

Totally depends on what the worst hiring experience entailed. So far for me, it would mean a ho-hum fuck. That's not nearly enough to ruin someone.

 

6) Have you ever given an escort "sob-story" money, only to find out later they took advantage of you? Did you say anything to them or just let it go? Have you been taken twice?

 

No. I've never gotten a sob story, but I only pay what we agree to.

 

7) You discover you have an STD and don't know if you gave it to an escort or an escort gave it to you. Would you contact them directly or let an organization like the health department do it for you?

 

Contact directly

 

8) If you could be an escort or do porn, would you do it? Why or why not? Do you think you would be good at it?

 

I'd be an escort over doing porn. I wouldn't want permanent record, so to speak. If I had the looks, yes, I'd be a good escort I think. Alas, I don't.

 

9) You have a Time Machine and run into Patient Zero. You tell him by having only safe sex, he holds the power to stopping a huge epidemic that will eventually kill your friends, loved ones and your life partner. He refuses to listen and tells you he doesn't care whatsoever. What lengths, if any, would you go to stopping him?

 

I'd probably condemn myself to mental illness for doing it,, but I'd kill him. That's justifiable homicide in my mind.

 

 

THESE WERE FUN AND INTERESTING. THANKS FOR POSTING THEM.

[bigvalboy]

Brilliant question Max..I take back all those things I was thinking about you...it just goes to show, "One never knows, do one"

 

1) Christmas with family...always

2) Of course I would share lottery winnings...I have met some really great guys.

3) JLA...he was simply amazing / I would marry? not sure

4) Find a career you love and get out of the biz...no grief guys, just my opinion

5) No...what happens in the bedroom, stays in the bedroom.

6) No..Never was given a sob-story...Once a mistake, twice a fool.

7) I would contact him directly...Must be honest, if nothing else.

8) No porn for this ol cowboy..Love to watch though!!

9) Till death do us part..read what you want into that, but he would not survive the night!

[justaguy]

1. with family

2. only if hiring in bulk counts as sharing

3. right

4. be smart with your money with an eye on the long term

5. no

6. no

7. contact directly

8. escorting...if I had the body and the personality for it

9. he's history

[Guest countryboywny]

1. with family

2. yes, I'd share and no, I'd never ask for money.

3. I don't ever hire purely for sex.

4. Keep yourself safe, happy and watch your money

5. No.. make that HELL NO!

6. I would never give a sob-story about paying, if I don't have the dough, I don't hire.

7. direct contact

8. If I were an escort, no, I wouldn't do porn. If I were in porn, I wouldn't escort.

9. buh-bye!

[gcursor]

There are no right or wrong answers.

 

1) If you had the choice between spending a fun-but-standard Christmas with family, or spending Christmas with your favorite escort, which would you choose? Family is more important than anything elseto me so it would be family.

 

2) If you won the lottery, would you share any of it with escorts that you've seen in the past? If they won the lottery, would you call them and ask for money? Yes. No.

 

3) If you could use any one escort purely for sex it would be _______, because _______. If you could marry/partner with any one escort it would be _______, because _______. Not one particular escort but yes...there's a pornstar but the question doesn't ask that. None.

 

4) If you had one single piece of advice to offer your favorite escort, it would be to... ?They receive more than enough advice I'm sure. They don't need my advice on top of it.

 

5) An escort gives you the worst hiring experience of your life. Some years later you discover they have become someone well-known. You have the opportunity to reveal their past with no repercussions. Would you?A thousand times no...I have seen Karma at work many times during life, I would rather not get run over by it.

 

6) Have you ever given an escort "sob-story" money, only to find out later they took advantage of you? Did you say anything to them or just let it go? Have you been taken twice?No

 

7) You discover you have an STD and don't know if you gave it to an escort or an escort gave it to you. Would you contact them directly or let an organization like the health department do it for you?Both. I like to be thorough.

 

8) If you could be an escort or do porn, would you do it? Why or why not? Do you think you would be good at it?No.

 

9) You have a Time Machine and run into Patient Zero. You tell him by having only safe sex, he holds the power to stopping a huge epidemic that will eventually kill your friends, loved ones and your life partner. He refuses to listen and tells you he doesn't care whatsoever. What lengths, if any, would you go to stopping him?Interfering with time is a very very dangerous thing. IF you can guarantee that there will be NO repercussions on the future (which you probably can't) then I'd think about it. By saving patient zero, you may set off another whole series of tragedies that would make everything else pale in comparison.

[down_to_business]

1) If you had the choice between spending a fun-but-standard Christmas with family, or spending Christmas with your favorite escort, which would you choose?

 

freinds and family

 

2) If you won the lottery, would you share any of it with escorts that you've seen in the past? If they won the lottery, would you call them and ask for money?

 

no and no

 

3) If you could use any one escort purely for sex it would be _______, because _______. If you could marry/partner with any one escort it would be _______, because _______.

 

can't answer until after I finish hiring all of the escorts I am going to hire in my lifetime

 

4) If you had one single piece of advice to offer your favorite escort, it would be to... ?

 

either don't take your clients for granted or have compassion for them

 

5) An escort gives you the worst hiring experience of your life. Some years later you discover they have become someone well-known. You have the opportunity to reveal their past with no repercussions. Would you?

 

Not unless it was an extreme circumstance, like they were the one signing something into to law to make it illegal for gay people to adopt (example)

 

6) Have you ever given an escort "sob-story" money, only to find out later they took advantage of you? Did you say anything to them or just let it go? Have you been taken twice?

 

No but I have been asked, unfortunately my response has been to cut off all contact

 

7) You discover you have an STD and don't know if you gave it to an escort or an escort gave it to you. Would you contact them directly or let an organization like the health department do it for you?

 

I would contact them

 

8) If you could be an escort or do porn, would you do it? Why or why not? Do you think you would be good at it?

 

No. Deep down I am a monogamous person and would prefer having just one partner, plus I am shy.

 

9) You have a Time Machine and run into Patient Zero. You tell him by having only safe sex, he holds the power to stopping a huge epidemic that will eventually kill your friends, loved ones and your life partner. He refuses to listen and tells you he doesn't care whatsoever. What lengths, if any, would you go to stopping him?

 

Well I would go back in time a few minutes earlier and convince him not to have sex with the monkey in the first place.

[orbital sander]

Well I would go back in time a few minutes earlier and convince him not to have sex with the monkey in the first place.

 

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