Foursquare for sex

[gcursor]

There is a rumor that an app similar to GRINDR and Foursquare is being developed for sex. Foursquare, of course, is the application that gives you badges for visiting locations and doing things during your general daily life.

 

WITH THAT IN MIND, what are some of the badges you think will be offered in FOURSQUARE for Sex?

 

I'll start:

 

BULLET TRAIN - You met, had sex with and left somebody in 3 minutes or less.

[jjkrkwood]

Little Person - the guy had under 8 inches

[+ sam.fitzpatrick]

DAGWOOD - you were the center of a 3-man sandwich

[+ purplekow]

The Jiffy Lube You go from bareback to condomed and inserted in 5 seconds.

[gcursor]

MIXED NUTS - You've had sex with 4 guys from different ethnic groups at the same time

[gcursor]

WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR - Had sex with one or more Disney employees and/or characters

[gcursor]

SOMEBODY HAS A SWEET TOOTH: You have had sex with at least 15 twinks .

[+ sam.fitzpatrick]

MARTHA STEWART: You hosted an orgy for 8 or more.

[gcursor]

I LEARNED THAT IN SCHOOL - teach somebody how to give or receive head

MARTIN SCORSESE - filmed over 100 amateur porn videos

[Lohengrin1979]

PATRIOT GAMES - hooked up with off-duty military

DANGEROUS LIAISONS - hooked up with a married guy

WHISKEY A GOGO - Hooked up with two or more of the gogo dancers at the club/bar your frequent

WORLD PEACE - Hooked up with individuals from at least 15 different countries

STAYCATION - Hooked up with someone in your neighborhood

 

I could keep going. This is pretty amusing actually

 

Lohengrin

[gcursor]

YOU OUGHTA BE IN PICTURES - had sex with a male fashion model

I'M BATMAN - had sex with somebody in a costume

HURTS SO GOOD - experience s&m for the first time