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If I could, I would give a few select Christmas gifts to some of the visitors here in the Land Of Hoo.

 

First, To The Great and Powerful Hoo... A weeklong springtime Vacation in Provincetown with Jacob/New Orleans. This vacation requires Hoo to have no contact nor to even be in the same room with a computer. A violation of this gift's rule will result in Jacob tying Hoo to the bed for the remainder of the vacation. If he needs to be fed something other than Jacob's cock, he will be spoon fed by Jacob.

 

Deej; A GOOD overnight date with David Young/Chicago. This gift may be exchanged for an Overnight with Talvin Demachio.

 

Talvin Demachio; A 1 year supply of Tamar Souza Massage gift Certificates.

 

Jackhammer91406; A weekend in Atlanta with Tony Cummings and the two of you would be joined on Sunday morning with Rick Munroe and Derek Ross.That should take care of that depression for a few days.

 

Tony Cummings; A scholarship to Ga. Tech

 

Rick Munroe; That new Laptop you wanted.(I must admit I have a problem with this gift. See when I think of Rick and LapTop in the same sentence I picture Rick straddling the Lap of this Top).

 

Les; Your own private photo "shoot' with Justin Devinney.

 

Chuck50; A repeat perforance with Kristian & Athan/Houston.

 

Kristian & Athan; an end to your Legal problems and a return to those standing in line for a date, including me.

 

Cooper, Lucky, & ValleyDwellerNorth; Weekend suites at the Marriott Marquis Times Sq with Gaiety Boys lined up at the door for "2 Hour" Full service dates.

 

NYO & Marc Anthony; A week's stay at the Gouvenor Hotel Montreal.

NYO you'd get all the Stock Boys you could handle plus a 1 year pass to the Gaeity. Marc Anthony you'd get all the Taboo boys you could handle.

 

Adrian; A "ONE" hour date with Bruno Gaucho plua a Patti LaBelle CD that includes the song "New Attitude"

 

Triangual; A 2 hour date with Bruno Gaucho.

 

Bruno Gaucho; A return trip to NYC when I could be there also.

 

BewareofNick; A date with Anthony Holloway tied to the bed, naked, ass up. This gift comes with a leather whip accessory. (Note: No gift may be returned once its been opened and used.)

 

Fin Fang Foom; A date with Jason Tyler/Boston (to let us know if he is as bad as you think) and a return to unmoderated status.

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RE: M4M Christmas Gifts/ OOPS a cut off a couple

 

Some how I cut off the last 3 gifts...

 

SmallTownJohn; A month's vacation to Nashville. This gift comes with map but can be exchanged for roundtrip airfare to wherever you "Haven't" been.

 

Fukamarine; A Chia Pet

 

To EVERYONE a Very Merry Christmas and a Happy, Fun, and Safe New Year.

 

KY

 

Happiness is a Journey...

... not a Destination.

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RE: M4M Christmas Gifts/ OOPS a cut off a couple

 

Thanks for the gift KY. I will definitely use it and cherish it. Imagine me, walking in and out of the Gaiety at will. And a week with the boys of Stock, yay me.

 

Seriously, hope you all have a wonderful holiday season and all the best in '03.

 

Hugs,

NYO

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KY-TOP...I truly appreciate your thoughtful Christmas (idea) gift. In fact, you came very close to a gift I actually got. I received a gift for a weekend in NYC staying at the Times Square "W" hotel, around the block from the Gaiety. The idea of having Gaiety guys lined-up at the door is fantastic, now the hard part is finding "full service" straight dancers...Hope your holiday went well and you got your "fantasy" gift!:9

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Cooper, I'm jealous...Hope you had a Great time!

I also hope everyone enjoyed their gifts (Fantasies) and the fun in which they were intended. Les, Thanks for the Picture of Justin and the Fantasy it gave me (what a smooth body and that smooth bubble butt-OMG!).

I enjoyed the Holiday with my Children and even though they are grown now,it is so Cool how they continue the traditions that we started when they were kids. Unfortunatly, it has turned rather cold here and I suffer from Cold-induced Asthma so I have been a bit under the weather and don't have the breath to fulfill a fantasy if I had the opportunity. Don't have the Breath to blow anything right now.

Jack, I know you are going to have a Fun New Year, take advantage of it.

 

KY

 

Happiness is a Journey...

...not a Destination.

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KY,

 

You forgot your gift....we at hooville give you 30 days worth of KY and Condoms. We also give you 30 days worth of escorts.

 

NOW...you can use them up, skip days and have multiples or groups. But once the supply runs out...its out.

 

THESE GIFTS...especially the condoms and KY...cannot be returned once used.

 

JIM

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Hi EBG,:7

I posted pictures of Justin last week...but my webhosts are either discontinuing hotlinking or getting very unreliable. x(

Anyways... Justin posed for Playgirl this year and is a college student at Northeastern. Don't know anymore...sorry...

but here's another picture...if the webhost is working.

http://www.subdimension.com/userpages/culture/les3/index/JustinDeVinney2.jpg

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>Adrian; A "ONE" hour date with Bruno Gaucho plua a Patti

>LaBelle CD that includes the song "New Attitude"

 

Thanks, I'll keep the Bruno gift. (The price is right.) The best gifts to receive are always the things you would never buy for yourself! Sorry, I hate Patti LaBelle. She screams too much so I hope you won't mind if I put a bow on it and send it on to my good friend Trilingual for his own pleasure and enjoyment or that of his on-line friends and overeas cohorts!!

 

BTW after buying a Christmas gift for my Godson suggested by his Dad, his Dad then made the kids pick a gift to give to the kids at a shelter. He chose my gift. I am not sure how to take that!!!

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>KY,

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>You forgot your gift....we at hooville give you 30 days worth

>of KY and Condoms. We also give you 30 days worth of

>escorts.

 

WOW! Let's see 30 days of Escorts (30 Escorts X 2 per day X $350 for 2 hours with each = $21,000) and Cum January 1, I have 4 weeks of vacation. I'm searching the reviews now for 60 Escorts. With that kind of money Hoo's going to expect a few hits on PayPal.

 

FYI: I prefer KY Liquid and Durex Extra Sensitive Condoms (I am a Sensitive kind of guy you know).

 

Thanks for the thought and the Smile it put on my face.

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Just give the Patti LaBelle CD to the kids at the shelter with your Godson's gift. As for that gift your Godson gave away, whatever it was, it probably put a smile on the face of a child that really appreciated it, picture that unknown face and hopefully it will warm your heart (even though many here don't think you have one). That's really what Christmas is all about anyway, you may have actually given one of the greatest gifts you've ever given.

 

KY

 

Happiness is a Journey...

...Not a Destination.

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>and hopefully it will warm your heart (even though many here

>don't think you have one).

 

This truly is an odd community if folks think that the absence of a heart is manifested by having compassion for: victims of sexual abuse who were not abused by RC priests; Palestinian victims of the racist Israeli occupation; and for escorts in Brazil who are exploited by sanctimonius and moral relativist ugly American tourists. My heart is indeed warm enough to beat warm Pepsi for my on-line sparring partners here!

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RE: A One-Way Ticket to Planet Plaza Athenée

 

That's the gift I'd like to give to Auntie Semitic. And for everyone else, discount coupons at your neighborhood pharmacy for Emetrol (in the handy gallon size) to help control that urge to retch everytime the extra-terrestrial one hijacks a thread and starts spewing. . .

 

And if I'd won the Powerball, I'd have chartered a comfy wide-body and invited a large (but select) crowd of M4Mers for a never-to-be-forgotten holiday tour of Brazilian saunas! :p Maybe next time. In the meanwhile, since Auntie S is supposedly SO wealthy, maybe he'll take you guys! Of course, there's this problem exchanging Planet P.A. arschlachs into dollars or euros so don't hold your breath. . .

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Whoever you are, Friend,

I was with him last november and yes he is not the same , he is BETTER. So much for you being a friend. Much more cut and defined and more chest hair. that was a plus for me and his charm , personality and total professional attitude made me a happy customer for life. Sorry, you are BARKING up the wrong client here.

 

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