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Hey Leigh, what's the piece being played? Something by Bach for unaccompanied cello?

 

I'm not sure. I'm sure it's probably one of the Bach Cello Suites, but I'm not sure which one. I've never really understood needing to put a wooden instrument between your legs to make music. Something between my legs better be involved with fucking, not plucking.

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I'm not sure. I'm sure it's probably one of the Bach Cello Suites, but I'm not sure which one. I've never really understood needing to put a wooden instrument between your legs to make music. Something between my legs better be involved with fucking, not plucking.

 

I thought you DID have wood between your legs. Or is it your mouth that makes the beautiful music?

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I thought you DID have wood between your legs. Or is it your mouth that makes the beautiful music?

 

Titanium baby. Titanium.

 

And yes, it is my mouth that makes beautiful music too. Remember my first bachelor's was in vocal performance. Today, before he came to pick me up to take me to my little medical test, my bf texted me, jokingly asking if we could be late because Justin Bieber was performing on tv. I told him never mind, I'd drive myself (which I couldn't do) and he texted back he was on his way. I asked what about Justin? His answer: Justin doesn't sing TO ME. He loves it when I take him to karaoke and sing TO him. The way to some men's hearts may through there stomach. The way to others' is through song.

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Sorry, Steven, I iGnore Apple. :p

 

I had a great flight attendant flying back from Boston last weekend. I think he does 2 shows a weekend at the Improv. During the safety spiel, it went something like this: "I need you to turn off any Iphone, Ipad, Ipod, Blackberry, Blueberry, Raspberry. Basically anything that starts with an I or ends with a 'berry' needs to be turned off". He also had a few other lines such as "please follow along with me as I read the safety features of this plane for the very first time", and "in case the cabin loses pressure, a complimentary air mask will drop down from above and will deliver complimentary air to you courtesy of USAir." I don't think I'd ever seen everyone on a plane listen to the safety talk before.

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Famous quotes ... soon to become epic

 

  • look at that sleepy fuck
     
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  • Honey Badger don’t care….Honey Badger don’t give a SHIT
     
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Maybe this honey badger should have given a shit

 

Craig Smith is a rookie with the Nashville Predators in the NHL. The fans in Nashville have given him the nickname Honey Badger. However, Honey Badger had a rather embarrassing moment recently. At the end of the game, on a breakaway into an empty net, he roofed it right over the net. Oops. Maybe Honey Badger don't give a shit. But he sure was embarrassed.

 

 

[video=youtube;KGJnDNwLfFA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGJnDNwLfFA

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Amusing interview on the radio this morning of Randall, voice of the Honey Badger video. He is promoting his new book.

 

Hopefully this link will work, it's an mp3 file:

 

http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.kfog.com%2FLinkClick.aspx%3Ffileticket%3D%252Fp79lMJDq7o%253D%26tabid%3D229&h=BAQEvdM8_AQGJ5xLgrHnPnNzQ_e-Q4bD78Mrr9daa5hgvpw

 

The guy is a crack up!

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Amusing interview on the radio this morning of Randall, voice of the Honey Badger video. He is promoting his new book.

 

Hopefully this link will work, it's an mp3 file:

 

http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.kfog.com%2FLinkClick.aspx%3Ffileticket%3D%252Fp79lMJDq7o%253D%26tabid%3D229&h=BAQEvdM8_AQGJ5xLgrHnPnNzQ_e-Q4bD78Mrr9daa5hgvpw

 

The guy is a crack up!

 

 

Thanks Nate. Loved it. The guy is A TRIP. He'd be so much fun to socialize with---super smart and hilarious. The gentle honey badger.

 

Boston Bill

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