Today's (9/26) Review of Thor and Juan

[Poolboy21409]

This is not about the escorts - both of whom are top notch and are very well regarded - but about the reviewer!! I think this was an absolutely "sappy" review and leads me to believe the REVIEWER overdosed on a creative writing course in Junior College.

[jjkrkwood]

This is not about the escorts - both of whom are top notch and are very well regarded - but about the reviewer!! I think this was an absolutely "sappy" review and leads me to believe the REVIEWER overdosed on a creative writing course in Junior College.

 

Maybe the reviewer got a discount coupon for his next session in exchange for the Sap and wanted to make it Good ???? I'm just sayin.....

[+ azdr0710]

hey pool....

 

was just noticing the same thing....wonder if he writes romance novels....

 

 

"they would be able to take me to the realm of my unimagined fantasies and beyond!"

 

"disatrously (sic) handsome"

 

"dare I say loving ministrations"

 

"I felt as if we were a perfect three of lovers simply giving free rein to our mutual lust."

 

 

though the writer is sincere and well-meaning (and probably a nice guy), the text is certainly over-the-top and silly-sounding.....fun to read, though!

[+ Charlie]

How can one have "unimagined fantasies"? (A paradox, I'd say). I kind of liked "disatrously [sic] handsome," though. But the image that freaked me out was "a cock that was so large it was as large as my face!"

[seeker630]

Regardless of critiques of style, the review has more value than those never written.

[JT Brooklyn]

Paragraphs

 

I don't know about "Creative Writing or Embellishment" BUT has this Dude ever heard of a Paragraph

 

Having spent Time with a bottle of "Fine Wine & Fine Hunky Juan" his TOOL definitely blocked my view of the room!

[Muscle Lover 2]

This string will certainly encourage people to write more reviews! Whether sappy, flowery or over the top, at least it provided helpful information. If more people wrote reviews, it would help us all out. Why jump on people when they try to help by posting reviews?

[wayout]

This string will certainly encourage people to write more reviews! Whether sappy, flowery or over the top, at least it provided helpful information. If more people wrote reviews, it would help us all out. Why jump on people when they try to help by posting reviews?

 

Well said Muscle Lover and thank you for expressing so well the sentiments I share. Let's practice a bit of tolerance, patience and understanding.

[BgMstr4u]

Paid by the word? [tongue in cheek]

[jjkrkwood]

Regardless of critiques of style, the review has more value than those never written.

 

However, ONLY if true my dear.........

[seeker630]

However, ONLY if true my dear.........

 

Agreed! But all reviews have to be taken on faith - or not. They're unverifiable; all we can do is try to assess credibility by looking for consistency or inconsistencies. And as someone else is sure to point out - a favorable review is no guarantee of a successful encounter. Your mileage may vary.

[+ Charlie]

I have no doubt that the review is genuine. Everything the reviewer says about Juan has been attested to by many others, and Juan certainly didn't write it himself, because he happens to be one of the best writers on this MB. Our critique has been of the reviewer's style, with which we jaded readers having been having some fun, perhaps because we are jealous of this client's exuberantly satisfying experience. Any review that gets readers engaged is worth writing.

[+ sf westcoaster]

I may be a minority opinion, but I feel this review told me a lot more about the escorts than most reviews. Reviews that say "we fucked in many postions" have their value but I, for one, am more interested in knowing about the escorts interpersonal skills.

[+ sam.fitzpatrick]

I may be a minority opinion, but I feel this review told me a lot more about the escorts than most reviews. Reviews that say "we fucked in many postions" have their value but I, for one, am more interested in knowing about the escorts interpersonal skills.

 

I agree, the interpersonal skills are much more important to me, especially if hiring for an overnight session. This review provided that.

[+ sam.fitzpatrick]

Thor and Juan -

 

It appears that the MB has overlooked congratulating you both on a wonderful review. When a writer puts such emotion into a review, you have clearly exceeded expectations.

[Okliehomo]

I fucking loved it....

 

It was a great review.

 

There's no winning around here. You write a review and it's attacked. You don't write one and you're attacked. Geez....

 

Obviously, this guy wrote while still in the sway... and Juan does that to you, believe me. He's got a way. And the reviewer is dead on..... he has "an impossibly thick dick''... like a brick, really. And he does connect with you in a way that makes you feel part of his passion.... involved... caught up in it......that he is as hot for you as he is for Thor.... can you imagine???

 

But that's his gift...along with the aforementioned thick dick and sweet, sweet sculpted ass...... He's amazing. Unforgettable. And as for Thor.... well....

 

Here's hoping.

 

Okie

[Juan Vancouver]

Thor and Juan -

 

It appears that the MB has overlooked congratulating you both on a wonderful review. When a writer puts such emotion into a review, you have clearly exceeded expectations.

 

Thank you, Sam. We really appreciate your words.

 

We were mortified when our client wrote to us telling us about the thread regarding his review. He had written it with such vulnerability and enthusiasm that when he read it he wondered whether he should have written it at all. Now he is feeling that his entire experience has been tainted by the negativity in some of the responses.

 

Needless to say this has made both Thor and I pretty uncomfortable; we took great care in facilitating as fulfilling experience for our client as possible, so reading some reactions to his review made us feel very protective of him. I guess you can't protect all the people you care about from the harshness of the world, but still, it's pretty sad.

 

A big hug to you all, and I hope you all continue to have exciting and satisfying experiences -be it a hot porn extravaganza or a passionate, tender, intimate encounter. It takes all kinds!

[Guy Fawkes]

With that being said. We're going to let this one drift into obscurity.

 

Juan: You may tell your reviewer that Daddy said: "You did Good!"