Post Your Sign and I'll Reveal Something About You

[bluenix]

RE: Post Your Sign and ....

 

To demonstrate that I do have limits, I blocked out the last line. It was just too mean. :7

 

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[Guest in yer face]

RE: Post Your Sign

 

>http://www.ezshots.com/members/blueman/images/blueman-64.jpg

 

 

This one is very funny, and really stupid. There have been several important Caps. Martin Luthor King being one of them.

 

Heres the list. Whoever wrote this should have done his homework:

 

December 22, 1812 - Lady Bird Johnson - First Lady

December 22, 1948 - Steve Garvey - Sports Figure

December 23, 1918 - Helmut Schmidt - Politician

December 23, 1926 - Robert Bly - Writer

December 23, 1950 - Susan Lucci - Actress

December 24, 1503 - Michel de Nostradomus - Astrologer

December 24, 1546 - Tycho Brahe - Astrologer

December 24, 1809 - Kit Carson - Western Figure

December 24, 1905 - Howard Hughes - Recluse

December 24, 1905 - Ava Gardner - Actress

December 25, 1821 - Clara Barton - Nurse

December 25, 1870 - Helena Rubenstein - Cosmetics

December 25, 1887 - Conrad Hilton - Hotel Empire

December 25, 1907 - Cab Calloway - Entertainer

December 25, 1918 - Anwar Sadat - Political Leader

December 25, 1924 - Rod Serling - Writer

December 25, 1925 - Carlos Castaneda - Writer

December 25, 1946 - Larry Csonka - Sports Figure

December 25, 1949 - Sissy Spacek - Actress

December 25, 1954 - Annie Lennox - Singer

December 26, 1893 - Robert Ripley - Cartoonist

December 26, 1893 - Mao Tse Tung - Political Leader

December 26, 1891 - Henry Miller - Writer

December 26, 1914 - Richard Widmark - Actor

December 26, 1921 - Steve Allen - Comedian

December 26, 1924 - Alan King - Comedian

December 27, 1822 - Louis Pasteur - Scientist

December 27, 1901 - Marlene Dietrich - Actress

December 28, 1908 - Lew Ayres - Actor

December 28, 1954 - Denzel Washington - Actor

December 29, 1809 - William Gladstone - Prime Minister

December 29, 1876 - Pablo Casals - Conductor

December 29, 1938 - Jon Voight - Actor

December 30, 1865 - Rudyard Kipling - Writer

December 30, 1914 - Bert Parks - Entertainer

December 30, 1935 - Sandy Koufax - Sports Figure

December 30, 1946 - Patti Smith - Entertainer

December 30, 1959 - Tracy Ullman - Actress

December 31, 1886 - Elizabeth Arden - Cosmetics

December 31, 1869 - Henri Matisse - Artist

December 31, 1908 - S. Wiesenthal - Activist

December 31, 1936 - Noel Tyl - Astrologer

December 31, 1937 - Anthony Hopkins - Actor

December 31, 1943 - John Denver - Singer

December 31, 1959 - Val Kilmer - Actor

January 1, 1895 - J. Edgar Hoover - FBI Director

January 1, 1900 - Xavier Cugat - Bandleader

January 1, 1909 - Barry Goldwater - Politician

January 1, 1920 - J. D. Salinger - Writer

January 2, 1873 - Therese De Lisieux - Saint

January 2, 1880 - Joseph Stalin - Dictator

January 2, 1940 - Jim Bakker - Religious Figure

January 3, 1892 - J.R. Tolkien - Writer

January 3, 1932 - Dabney Coleman - Actor

January 3, 1909 - Victor Borge - Musician

January 3, 1950 - Victoria Principle - Actress

January 3, 1956 - Mel Gibson - Actor

January 4, 1643 - Isaac Newton - Scientist

January 4, 1938 - Dyan Cannon - Actress

January 5, 1876 - Konrad Adenauer - Chancellor

January 5, 1893 - P. Yogananda - Guru

January 5, 1918 - Jean Dixon - Psychic

January 5, 1928 - Walter Mondale - Politician

January 5, 1946 - Diane Keaton - Actress

January 6, 1572 - Johannes Kepler - Astronomer

January 6, 1832 - Gustave Dore - Artist

January 6, 1872 - Alexander Sciabian - Composer

January 6, 1878 - Carl Sandburg - Poet

January 6, 1915 - Alan Watts - Writer

Janaury 6, 1925 - John Delorean - Celebrity

January 6, 1947 - David Bowie - Musician

January 7, 1572 - Johannes Kepler - Astronomer

January 7, 1844 - Bernadette - Saint

January 7, 1912 - Charles Addams - Cartoonist

January 8, 1864 - Prince Albert Victor - Royalty

January 8, 1896 - Arthur Ford - Medium

January 8, 1935 - Elvis Presley - Musician

January 8, 1939 - Yvette Mimieux - Actress

January 9, 1898 - Gracie Fields - Entertainer

January 9, 1902 - Rudolph Bing - Opera Admin.

January 9, 1908 - Simone de Beauvoir - Writer

January 9, 1913 - Richard Nixon - President US

January 9, 1914 - Gypsy Rose Lee - Entertainer

January 9, 1928 - Judith Kranz - Writer

January 9, 1941 - Joan Baez - Singer

January 9, 1951 - Crystal Gayle - Singer

January 10, 1887 - Robinson Jeffers - Writer

January 10, 1927 - Giselle MacKenzie - Singer

January 10, 1945 - Rod Stewart - Singer

January 10, 1953 - Pat Benetar - Singer

January 11, 1842 - William James - Writer

January 11, 1928 - Grant Tinker - TV Production

January 11, 1946 - Naomi Judd - Singer

January 12, 1893 - Herman Goering - Nazi

January 12, 1915 - Martin Agronski - TV Host

January 12, 1951 - Rush Limbaugh - Radio Host

January 12, 1951 - Kirstie Alley - Actress

January 12, 1954 - Howard Stern - Radio Host

January 13, 1913 - Ralph Edwards - Broadcaster

January 13, 1832 - Horatio Alger - Writer

January 13, 1860 - J. Pershing - Military

January 13, 1866 - Sophie Tucker - Entertainer

January 13, 1919 - Robert Stack - Actor

January 14, 1875 - Albert Schweitzer - Humanitarian

January 14, 1919 - Andy Rooney - TV Personality

January 14, 1941 - Faye Dunaway - Actress

January 14, 1941 - Gamble Benedict - Heiress

January 14, 1412 - Joan of Arc - Saint

January 15, 1906 - Aristotle Onassis - Industrialist

January 15, 1913 - Lloyd Bridges - Actor

January 15, 1929 - Martin Luther King - Civil Rights

January 16, 1901 - F. Batista - Dictator

January 16, 1908 - Ethel Merman - Entertainer

January 17, 1863 - David Llloyd Geroge - Prime Minister

January 17, 1899 - Al Capone - Gangster

January 17, 1933 - Shari Lewis - Puppeteer

January 17, 1931 - James Earl Jones - Actor

January 17, 1942 - Muhammad Ali - Boxer

January 17, 1944 - Joe Frazier - Boxer

January 17, 1949 - Andy Kaufman - Comedian

January 17, 1927 - Tom Dooley - Humanitarian

January 18, 1840 - A.P. Seinnett - Occultist

January 18, 1892 - Oliver Hardy - Comedian

January 18, 1904 - Cary Grant - Actor

January 18, 1955 - Kevin Costner - Actor

January 19, 1809 - Edgar Allen Poe - Writer

January 19, 1839 - Paul Cezanne - Artist

January 19, 1943 - Janis Joplin - Singer

January 19, 1946 - Dolly Parton - Singer

[Flower]

RE: Post Your Sign

 

Dude--it's a joke--lighten up and have fun with it :7

 

 

I am Flower :*

[Guest in yer face]

RE: Post Your Sign

 

> Dude--it's a joke--lighten up and

>have fun with it :7

>

>

>I am Flower :*

 

Dude, I like jokes, when they are funny, not stupid for the sake of stupidity.

 

Now if it had said:

 

Capricorn: You have no scrupples or ethics, and would sell your own mother to a whore house if it paid enough. You think that you are smarter than everyone else, and piss off everyone around you with your know-it-all attitude. And then, to top things off, you turn into an even bigger baby as you get older. One day my little Blanche du Bois, your past will catch up to you and youll end up in a straight jacket just like her, you fucking freak.

 

This would have made me laugh, and be a little more in line with the Cappy spirit!

[Guest Bitchboy]

RE: Post Your Sign

 

>December 22, 1812 - Lady Bird Johnson - First Lady

 

Christ, that bitch looks good for 189!

:o

[+ deej]

OK, now I'm curious. Whaddya got for Virgo?

[bluenix]

RE: Post Your Sign

 

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[Guest elwood]

RE: Post Your Sign and ....

 

Bluenix..if I can take the cosmic joke of being the same sign as Nixon, I can take that last censored line... c'mon gimme your best shot..

[bluenix]

RE: Post Your Sign and ....

 

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[Guest 7Zach]

RE: Post Your Sign

 

if he falls asleep, gotta be a bottom...

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

RE: Post Your Sign

 

>http://www.ezshots.com/members/blueman/images/blueman-65.jpg

 

Quick and intelligent yes, but unless my father (or mother) has some secret male children out there in the world whom I may or may not have already fucked, the incest part is quite mistaken....

 

 

UPDATED - http://www.gaydar.co.ukfrancodisantis

[KY_TOP]

RE: Post Your Sign

 

I see several Chicken Shits on this list!

[KY_TOP]

RE: Post Your Sign

 

>>December 22, 1812 - Lady Bird Johnson - First Lady

>

>Christ, that bitch looks good for 189!

>:o

 

Now that is Funny...I got the best laugh I've had all day.

[+ deej]

RE: Post Your Sign

 

ROFLMAO!

 

For the record, I've never been a bus driver. :9

[+ nycman]

RE: Post Your Sign and ....

 

You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck - since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarius's are drunks. Nixon was a Sagittarius. You are indeed a worthless piece of shit.

 

PS FUCK Censorship

[bluenix]

RE: Post Your Sign and ....

 

>You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless

>tendency to rely on luck - since you have no talent. The

>majority of Sagittarius's are drunks. Nixon was a

>Sagittarius. You are indeed a worthless piece of shit.

>

>PS FUCK Censorship

 

You sly hound! Earlier, I was inadvertently mean to elwood, whom I like, so I just couldn't post that last bit.

 

But now that you have, you biatch, I feel totally set free.

 

Oh, what's your sign again?

[btmstudnyc]

Brilliant

 

Bluenix....You rule.

 

When do you have the time to research and post and find all this stuff...It's endless.

 

Your fucking brilliant.

 

 

I>>>>>>want to be brilliant....therefore..you are fucking me.

 

JIM

 

That's a GOOD THING.

 

 

:

[VaHawk]

RE: Post Your Sign

 

On behalf of Aries everywhere, let me firmly state that we are PROUD to be PRICKS!! After all, so many guys just love to get on their knees and worship us. Let me be the first to stand up and salute your blunt, hard hitting, straight to the point comments. We value honesty above all else and appreciate that you don't beat around the

bush. We've always suspected that there was some cosmic reason that we keep running into assholes at every turn. Remember that by nature we burn with an all consuming fire, so at a bare minimum accept the fact that at the very least, you will walk away with toasted buns. As a safety precaution, it would be a good idea to have a water based lubricant handy (you can't go wrong with the large economy size). We know our arrogance can be hard to take at times, but when all is said and done, you will find us to be all soft and cute and cuddly!

 

;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)

 

When life knocks you flat on your back,

Just turn onto your side and smile back

 

Lots of laughs always

[jackhammer91406]

RE: Post Your Sign

 

Yikes,

I have so much work to do, the only part of the above I have got down so far is the "perfect" part.

Hey blue, thanks for the laughs.

jack