I GOT BUSTED IN SF!

[Rick Munroe]

You'd think that I would know better but I did a dumb thing in San Francisco; I let down my guard (you know, the one I usually have up in NYC) and allowed myself to fall into a trap. Derek wasn't with me at the time, but he says he wishes he had been because the cop who nabbed me was actually pretty hot.

 

OK, to be perfectly honest, I got a ticket for jaywalking. Well, almost. All that happened was a cop yelled at me after I crossed on a red light. Or something. I don't know; it's all a blur. I was in Union Square, walking back to our hotel, very horned up & thinking about the job I was about to do (very oral client...my favorite type) and I was halfway up the block somewhere (Powell St?) when suddenly this mean, nasty motorcycle cop pulled up alongside me & waved me over to him. He had mirrored sunglasses so I couldn't see his eyes. Beefy, thick, shaved head, in a tight uniform with those high boots. First thing he said was, "Hey, asshole! What do you think, you fuckin' own the road?" I was like, "Huh?" (Actually, I don't think I actually said anything; I get quiet around authority figures) (I'm a good boy; never even had detention in high school). He said, "You walked through a goddamn red light and almost caused a fuckin' accident!" (and here I always thought San Francisco was supposed to be a slower, mellower place than New York; go figure). Inside I was thinking, "There were no cars around, and if there'd been a near-accident, I think I might have heard horns or screeches..." but all I managed was a meek, "I'm sorry." Then he asked if I had ID. I went to pull out my wallet & he said, "Good. Now they'll know where to send the fuckin' corpse" and he rode off without ever looking at it.

 

Come to think of it...was he a real cop or just someone in his Folsom Street Fair costume? I'll never know. Speaking of Folsom: it was quite a let-down. Well, actually, it was what I kind of expected, in that it wasn't anything that I was interested in. So that's that. Derek and I did meet a few hot boys but that goes without saying when we travel. The best part of our SF trip was getting to be with (and have a daisy-chain fuck with) one of our favorite clients (he's a friend, too) but Folsom isn't something we need to experience again. It was just like any other street fair except everyone was in leather. Yippy.

[Chuck50]

Hey Rick where was DEVON when you needed him I am sure he knows all the cops and could have helped you out. HUGS Chuck.. Glad it wasnt worse than it was

[+ Lucky]

Mark my words- you have to watch out for cops in Kalifornia. Some of them carry a lot of anger and hostility to their job!

[HooBoy]

Did the cop look like one of these guys?

 

http://a1259.g.akamai.net/f/1259/5586/1d/images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/shdws/regular/10056000/10056267.jpg

[jack]

What are those feathers really for? I think I've seen that guy before.:9

[Guest Bitchboy]

"It was just like any other street fair except everyone was in leather. Yippy."

 

 

And to think you missed the West 24th St. Street Fair while you were gone. They had leather there too ... disguised as Italian sausage!

[+ Axiom2001]

Rick, I missed you and your yarns when you were on the road recently, but I am dubious about your experience with the "cop" in SF. You must be in one of your moods to get this board hopping; it was dull during the time you and Derek were away! Now I guess we all can be glad that Mr. "beautiful ass" Munroe has returned!

[Rick Munroe]

>I am dubious about your experience with the

>"cop" in SF. You must be in one of your moods to get this

>board hopping

 

Oh come on...why would I make up something as lame as almost getting a jaywalking ticket?? If I wanted to write something juicy, I'd say he dragged me away on his cycle to an alley, where I had to deep throat him and his buddies until I was covered head to toe in cop cum. :9

[Guest fukamarine]

>>I am dubious about your experience with the

>>"cop" in SF. You must be in one of your moods to get this

>>board hopping

>

>Oh come on...why would I make up something as lame as

>almost getting a jaywalking ticket?? If I wanted to

>write something juicy, I'd say he dragged me away on his

>cycle to an alley, where I had to deep throat him and his

>buddies until I was covered head to toe in cop cum. :9

 

NOW THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.

 

fukamarine

[sman]

dreams. dreams, dreams........wishfull thinking.}>

[Rick Munroe]

>NOW THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.

 

You guys are so juvenile, so adolescent...and yeah, I got a hardon when I typed that line about cop cum & started strokin' myself. <sigh> I have to go study for my algebra exam now...later.

[Guest endoman31]

In Moscow, Outside the Kremlin, Not in the proper walkway, NO traffic, Got hand & arm signals from the officer. Indicated : go back, go right, go forward. He was handsome, but unapproachable (language barrier).

Enjoy the threads.:-(

[Guest Bitchboy]

Sucked off a cop behind the mummy display at the Cairo Egypt museum. So there!!! :P :P

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

A Man In Uniform

 

>>NOW THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.

>

>You guys are so juvenile, so adolescent...and yeah, I got a

>hardon when I typed that line about cop cum & started

>strokin' myself. <sigh> I have to go study for my algebra

>exam now...later.

 

I prefer my peace officers on their knees, both hands gripping my ass as I force my dick deep down their throat.

 

Afterwards, when I have drenched them with my cum, I also like the part where they slip the cash in the back pocked of my denim jeans and get up, wipe the jizz off their face and very politely say, "thank you" before they put their sun glasses back on....

 

 

it IS the size of the tool AND how well you use it.

 

UPDATED 09/04/2002 - http://www.gaydar.co.uk/francodisantis

[btmstudnyc]

The guy in the Village People who looks like a cop in leather. I think is Glen...and he died recently....so I don't think it was him.

 

The Indian...is always seen around the village....Everyone I know say...OH YEAH...I did him.

 

JIM

 

 

 

 

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If you wanted to BE one of the Village People? WHO would you be RICK?

 

I know its not the leatherman.

[btmstudnyc]

I got stopped by a state trooper recently...He said I was barreling through EZ PASS...and almost hit him....he saw my license and saw that is was NY STATE. He yells at me..."TYPICAL" New York City Driver. He told me to get the HELL outta the way and barrelled off. Everyone in the car was upset...I kept my mouth shut thinking...damn I wish he had frisked me and grabbed my dick and ass...because he would have gotten a rush from my enormous hard on. I know I shouldn't like it...but I do...I DO!

 

 

JIM

 

 

 

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[Rick Munroe]

>I wish he

>had frisked me and grabbed my dick and ass...because he

>would have gotten a rush from my enormous hard on.

 

You sound just like Derek; when he heard what happened to me, he got rock hard. Not me. I got so nervous when the cop stopped me that I almost peed my pants. I guess I'm not the stud everyone thinks I am.

[btmstudnyc]

You are the stud that everyone thinks you are. But be careful of the peeing in your pants part....sometimes that kinda stuff goes hand in hand (no pun intended) with cops and leather outfits.

 

Tell Derek...I'll be renting a cop outfit for him....so when I come over...His dick will be harder than Mt. RUSHMORE.

 

JIM

 

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