clean ass or not-so-clean ass - what are the factors?

[gregkidman]

This is a question for escorts who top: What is the ratio or percentage of clients that you find where the client is not so clean 'down there'?

 

I once was with an escort who says that the older the client, the more likely that the client is not very clean or that the client was 'lazy' in cleaning up before showing up. Could this be true? That it is a generational thing?

 

Any other corollary between not-clean and some other factor you note in your clients?

[+ Shoreboy]

I beg to differ with what the escort told you about client's their age and cleanliness.

 

As someone who is about to get a discount when I go to the movies and a confirmed bottom, I always make sure that I am impeccably clean in all areas of my body before my escort arrives.

 

I don't think it has anything to do with "age" but rather a persons personality and hygenic habits.

 

My generation was raised on being clean, clean, clean and I think it has not been something we have ignored as we graciously aged.

[Guest Wetnwildbear]

Leave it to the Professionals

 

This is a question for escorts who top: What is the ratio or percentage of clients that you find where the client is not so clean 'down there'?

 

I once was with an escort who says that the older the client, the more likely that the client is not very clean or that the client was 'lazy' in cleaning up before showing up. Could this be true? That it is a generational thing?

 

Any other corollary between not-clean and some other factor you note in your clients?

 

Before a long-hot-deep-session I bring in a crew from Merry Maids and one from Stanley Steemer -

 

Not only clean - Resists dirt and oil stains for 6 months GUARANTEED!

[+ purplekow]

I assume the Maids do the major dirt cleaning and Stanley Steemer does the carpet.

[Phil_musc]

What king of a question is this? Is this a survey or some sort of tacky expose? Assuming you get some sort of response, what are you going to do with this data? Have you read this post, OP, and still you really wanted to post this? Inquiring minds want to know and all that, I guess. But really, in the words of Queen Latifah's character in Chicago, "What ever happened to class?"

[MscleLovr]

What king of a question is this? Is this a survey or some sort of tacky expose? Assuming you get some sort of response, what are you going to do with this data? Have you read this post, OP, and still you really wanted to post this? Inquiring minds want to know and all that, I guess. But really, in the words of Queen Latifah's character in Chicago, "What ever happened to class?"

 

I so agree with you, Philmusc. Tacky is the least description I can give to this prurient thread.