Anyone have exciting plans for Judgement Day?

[rossthebosssf]

Saturday, May 21st is supposedly Judgment Day. I plan to spend my day with two very hot escorts, eating at one of my favorite restaurants, drinking more wine than I should and having very hot rapturous sex all night long.

 

How do you plan to spend your day of salvation?

[+ purplekow]

I work Saturdays and will be doing so again and then taking my dogs to the dog park to await eternity (By the way an eternity is the time between the onset of my dog circling and the time he actually finishes his business)

[gcursor]

Socks on Saturday

 

Saturdays are always "sock drawer sorting" day for me

 

Saturday, May 21st is supposedly Judgment Day. I plan to spend my day with two very hot escorts, eating at one of my favorite restaurants, drinking more wine than I should and having very hot rapturous sex all night long.

 

How do you plan to spend your day of salvation?

[MichiganMan]

I'm gonna hold off making my car payment!

[leigh.bess.toad]

Saturday, huh? First I'll have to repent for the day before when I'm spending time with two amazing escorts. And my pnenance is hell -- volunteering at our community center during a concert which will be attended almost exclusively by lesbians. How's that for hell? A couple of weeks ago it was me and 30 lesbians.

 

Then I have to get ready to see my next escort on Sunday.

 

Hell between slices of heaven. I guess that's judgment enough for me.

 

But if I see signs of trouble, I'm heading to my fuck buddy's house and getting fucked to judgment

[+ Gar1eth]

I Guess If The Rapture Comes...

 

I may need a new job--maybe something like this ...

 

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

 

From the Eternal Earthbound Pets Website:

 

"You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind."

 

Gman

[bobchitown]

I may need a new job--maybe something like this ...

 

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

 

From the Eternal Earthbound Pets Website:

 

"You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind."

 

Gman

 

First comment from everyone I've shown that website to?

Why didn't I think of that, you can't lose!

[+ honcho]

I'm going to be attending a roast of the outgoing manager of a community orchestra I'm a guest in (he's a friend). I hope it doesn't turn into a roast for all of us in the blue blazes.

 

I'll also be praciticing, assuming that the concert of a different community orchestra will be happening the next day ...

[uwsman2]

I'll be attending a matinee performance of Arcadia.... should put me in the right mood.

[NYTomcat]

I'm spending the night before and that day with Romann. But as I doubt either of us will be called up in the rapture .... I gather we will be around until the official earthly destruction date on October 21.

[Guest rodeo]

I love that pets website that Gareth posted.

 

So what happens between Judgment day and the end of the world? Do people supposedly get a second chance at salvation? If not, why not have both on the same day?

[Michael Wayne]

take it from Rev. Mike. Christ said, "NO MAN KNOWS the day or the hour...." These nut job doomsdayers are just trying to make a buck. I used to be one of them........I repented and discovered DICK- which is what I will be doing saturday in the wicked moral cesspool of Nawlins. later

[+ Gar1eth]

I'll be attending a matinee performance of Arcadia.... should put me in the right mood.

 

I love that play--Tom Stoppard, right? I saw it about 9 years ago at the Cincinnati Shakespeare Festival--excellent production. If any of you ever have a chance to see one of their productions ...(the preceding was an unsolicited testimonial for the Cincinnati Shakespeare Festival)

 

Gman

[+ Gar1eth]

I'm spending the night before and that day with Romann. But as I doubt either of us will be called up in the rapture .... I gather we will be around until the official earthly destruction date on October 21.

 

I hate to disagree with you NY. May I interject that you and Romann may very well be caught up "in rapture" during your visit with him--but very probably will miss "the Rapture"? I find Capitalization in these matters is so very important, don't you?

 

Gman

[+ Gar1eth]

take it from Rev. Mike. Christ said, "NO MAN KNOWS the day or the hour...." These nut job doomsdayers are just trying to make a buck. I used to be one of them........I repented and discovered DICK- which is what I will be doing saturday in the wicked moral cesspool of Nawlins. later

 

How did you find time to be a minister and be a model in your younger years--because I thought you modeled when quite young.

 

Gman

[Michael Wayne]

started preaching at 16 and modeling at 23 then did both for a few years before being unceremoniouly kicked out of two denominations 4 being queer. Finally chose to just come out and make a living at what I do best. My thought was if being gay cost me my career then I may as well turn things around and make a career out of being gay.

[Guest countryboywny]

the wicked moral cesspool of Nawlins. later

 

Note to self.. get your ass back to Bourbon St.

[Michael Wayne]

I live 2 blocks off Bourbon so a very short walk to the den of iniquity!

[NYTomcat]

I hate to disagree with you NY. May I interject that you and Romann may very well be caught up "in rapture" during your visit with him--but very probably will miss "the Rapture"? I find Capitalization in these matters is so very important, don't you?

 

Gman

 

Actually no ...to disagree with you. We will definitely be in rapture. But not THE rapture. .. noun

 

Lmao. But if it is the end of all things. ... its where I would want to be anyway.

[+ ArVaGuy]

I'm getting a haircut that morning. What time is the Rapture scheduled? I'd hope to look my best but if it's before 11:00 AM then the hair appointment won't be necessary.

[KMEM]

LOL.

 

Best regards,

KMEM

[+ Gar1eth]

" Originally Posted by Gar1eth

I hate to disagree with you NY. May I interject that you and Romann may very well be caught up "in rapture" during your visit with him--but very probably will miss "the Rapture"? I find Capitalization in these matters is so very important, don't you?

 

Gman

Actually no ...to disagree with you. We will definitely be in rapture. But not THE rapture. .. noun

 

Lmao. But if it is the end of all things. ... its where I would want to be anyway.

 

NY--not sure why we are arguing--but according to the dictionary--I'm reasonably sure I'm right.

 

rap·ture (rpchr)

n.

1. The state of being transported by a lofty emotion; ecstasy.

 

 

Are you telling us that you won't be in ecstasy with Romann? I can't believe Romann has lost his mojo--so I can't see how you could not be in a state of rapture"

However to be even clearer--possibly I should have said that you would be "enraptured" by Romann--but still missing out on the End of Days "RAPTURE"

 

 

In any case semantics aside--I hope your tryst with Romann goes well.

 

Gman

[leigh.bess.toad]

" I can't believe Romann has lost his mojo--so I can't see how you could not be in a state of rapture"

 

He damned well have better not lost his mojo since I'm seeing him on Sunday. Unless of course the end of the world comes.

 

Either way, I'm screwed.

[NYTomcat]

" Originally Posted by Gar1eth

I hate to disagree with you NY. May I interject that you and Romann may very well be caught up "in rapture" during your visit with him--but very probably will miss "the Rapture"? I find Capitalization in these matters is so very important, don't you?

 

Gman

Actually no ...to disagree with you. We will definitely be in rapture. But not THE rapture. .. noun

 

Lmao. But if it is the end of all things. ... its where I would want to be anyway.

 

NY--not sure why we are arguing--but according to the dictionary--I'm reasonably sure I'm right.

 

rap·ture (rpchr)

n.

1. The state of being transported by a lofty emotion; ecstasy.

 

 

Are you telling us that you won't be in ecstasy with Romann? I can't believe Romann has lost his mojo--so I can't see how you could not be in a state of rapture"

However to be even clearer--possibly I should have said that you would be "enraptured" by Romann--but still missing out on the End of Days "RAPTURE"

 

 

In any case semantics aside--I hope your tryst with Romann goes well.

 

Gman

 

Lol gman. Actually it was your use of the term may. Replaced with definitely will.

[Guest rodeo]

Well, with the rabid Christian right folks gone, I guess we can finally legalize gay marriage and (why not?) prostitution. (I'd miss the "make the world a better place" Christians, but according to the extreme Independent Baptist types, the liberal Christians would stay right here with us anyway.)